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poppy edition

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korean pop

putting the kettle on

first for dabbing
ha it sounds like "thirst for dabbing"
if you say it fast enough

>the grandson is dating an oriental woman

bought some plums and nectarines
sugar and coffee have fucked up my skin for FAR too long

>tea

this is coffee

Redpill me on Manchester.

let's all post in here

I don't bloody think so mate

ffs

no it isn't

Lovely city, second city of England, good business, good nightlife, architecture is decent. Greater Manchester has lots of pakis but not as much as London

it's like frankfurt but with a thick layer of excrement and misery applied

>he says whilst posting in a MLP edition

you're such a fucking paki lad

as long as they are happy and in love

that can't be real

why is there like 5 threads you spastics

fucks sake I go away for an hour and the place collapses

just post in the thread you think is most British mate

we're using this one because it's the only one with a non-cancerous OP

the redditors and children can fuck about in the others, who cares

honestly this is pretty british
I'm staying here and playing Pokemon Platinum.
What should I name my next pokemons lads?

When's Tim getting evicted?

JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

nigel

TO MANS BLIND INDIFFERENCE TO HIS FELLOW TO A WHOLE GENERATION WHO WERE BUTCHERED AND DAMNED

might snort speed and play TF2 all day

definitely getting a job next summer, this is fucking mind-numbing

i'm playing a pokemon platinum hack at the moment too lad (just more pokemon about)
what point are you at

*listen to ghetto tech once*
ahh yes, this is fine electronic music

dude speed lmao

*enters a pie eating competition*

/brit/posters are genuinely autistic

They refuse one because it's made by a Japanese brony (fair enough)
They refuse another because it's made by a yank (very childish)
They refuse a third made by a Brit because the subject says /brit/+/rus/, and they only want to post in pure /brit/ threads

as a result, this childish thread had to be made

trump is winning in the polls again

time for some manufactured controversy about him

growing tired of this

Penny for your thoughts?

>I trust the polls when they tell me what I want to hear

> Attract a massive company like Apple to your measly country with tax benefits
> After they've made fuckloads of cash and paid you loads in taxes even with the benefits, let it slip to the beurocrats in the EU that Apple's getting an easy ride
> EU rules that Apple has to give you another cheeky €13bn for fucking free

lmao nicely played Ireland

Good song

or maybe the useless newtwats shouldn't make editions in the first place

WE WEAR OUR RED POPPIES, TO HELP US REMEMBER

THAT WE PRAY FOR PEACE ON THE 11TH OF NOVEMBER

I wanna be brit

What do?

Even a fucking paki is more brit than me...

no one cares about pard politics you fucking yank

It's their party they can cry if they want to

the yank one with that fucking gimp Ludford is just as cringeworthy as the brony one. The /rus/ one is incorrectly titled and thus isn't a /brit/ thread at all, leaving only this (very decent) thread to choose from.

what spanish region are you from?

fucks sake what shall I do

I refuse to waste another day off posting on /brit/, playing fifa and wanking

>68% of kids in france are muslim

>Ireland is genuinely going to appeal against the decision

I feel as a madrileño (Madrid) but i was born in Valencia

Go to Wales. Iberian Celts migrated there thousands of years ago, and as a result, the Welsh look like pale Spaniards. They're closely related to you.

LADS
these plums are great
tiny wee tree-ripened things.

alright whats next
gonna post a picture of the french footy national team
or a picture of a crowded street in paris

not a fan of this meme

me on the left with my feet sticking out

Having experienced the capricious nature of Polish slags first hand, I can now say I have a very small amount of sympathy for ribena

They're pure evil

Some of them don't even look pale

eating 4 (four) hard boiled eggs

I'm actually near the start, just went into the city.

Great, will do.

its literally not a meme. The Celts aren't the original natives of Brittania, they came from Iberia.

truly would rather you brought this to /balt/
they deserve it for snubbing the kiwis and aussies

wouldn't be surprised if Apple manages to slither out of it

Will be interesting to watch.

>they're responsible for this lad thinking positively about pakipoo
Pretty damn evil tbf

Ryan McNulty Fuck for a bunch of brickies most of you seem like fucking whining bitchs that think you're top shit i bet half of you are shit cunts


ryan dabbles in workplace banter

>implying we all look like mario looking spics

not a fan

youtube.com/watch?v=0uLI6BnVh6w

quite dig this tune

not usually a fan of landwhales with a diva complex who think they're god's gift to dudes who work out, but it's a catchy jingle

kek

this

can't be bothered to listen to this

this is hilarious, she's a 7/10 at best

Did they make fun of you?

>7/10
jesus christ lad she's obese though

The Spanish are only swarthy because of the sun. If the Welsh lived somewhere warmer, they'd look the same. Lots of Welsh people, especially the South Welsh, have dark curly hair and brown eyes.

Celts did have some redheads and blondes but I imagine that's because of different tribes from further north in europe intermarrying

don't feel like I was adequately prepared for adult life

I'm 24 but I feel like a child at times

New Order is better than Joy Division.

They call me Mark

...

did a cum inside a makeshift fleshlight and it felt weird, like I felt it all in my lower body and stuff.

got a banging fingering technique lads

My dad actually said "She looks like she's from the orient" when I left the house trying to smuggle the k gf out

...

I once edged for an hour and when I finally came the orgasm went right down my legs and into my toes

was absolutely incredible but what a fucking effort

hang on, lads. the missus is calling me

Tbqh I kinda want him to win just to see what would happen

both are shite

janny fighter lad
go to /balt/ and do this we respect your fight x

my arm always gets knackered when they're about 90% of the way to cumming when I fingerbang them

please teach a nord (wont compete with you as we live so far away from eachother)

...

>at home
>look in mirror
>look good

>in clothes shop
>see myself in mirror
>look awful and feel depressed for the rest of the day

why

Destroy our country tbqh

gay capital of the UK
full of drag queens and trannys at night

my girl cums in under 5 minutes when I give her the old fingers

not sure if I even enjoyed it compared to just shooting my cum in the air, but it was interesting, like I forgot about my dick and was just orgasming with my feet. I imagine this is what cumming inside a girl with a johnny on feels like.

well don't look into mirrors when you leave the house then

the entire west is going down the gutter. might aswell go out in a bang desu

ah right you get your dad to do it?

new order PCL album is okay
rest is total shite. same for JD. never got the ting every songs on unknown pleasures sound the same

he actually went to /balt/
what a lad

so we've got a few million shy Tories that always win elections now and BTFO pollsters

wonder if America will have a shy Republican effect

hmmm, mine always begs me to go harder and faster and if I can keep it up without my arm falling off she cums extremely hard in just a couple of minutes

Think I need to ignore her begging a bit and slow down because my arm is a weakling

But haven't Americans said that about almost every president before they got elected?

I can't save no thot cos I'm impatient

wonder why you're talking about yank politics in /brit/