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Heil Hitler edition

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Steiners assault is an order!

korean pop

Fascism is incompatible with British values

less than 24 hours to reach division 1

Feel somewhat uncomfortable posting in this thread to be honest with you mate.

Tone down the racism next time yeah?

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Yea, just meant that a lack of being attractive isn't that big a deal for guys if you can pull off personality.

Unfortunately I can't ;_;

VERY good edition

fascists out

spain could have been an anarcho-individualist country

Yes? Do you have a question for me?

yeah this user's a right oaf isn't he yeah
bloody crazy

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Haha, w-we are all just ironically racist, r-right lads?

might make another cheese toastie ngl

hate how sensitive the mods have become in recent years. all you have to do is post something out of context and you're banned

I AM SOMEWHAT UNFAVOURABLE OF THE AUSTRALIAN INDIGENOUS POPULATION.

SUE ME

Web Development lads

Is it possible for me to teach myself a decent amount in 6 months to the point where I could freelance or get a decent starting position somewhere in Aus?

Assuming most days of the 6 months I could invest hours of my time; if I can bring myself to stop being a cunt and wasting time wanking and saying I'll do productive shit.

Also, how good of an industry is it to be in for someone looking for their first full-time job?

rasheed

go fuck yourself kraut lover

reported

of course ya massive paki cunt

haha just joking of course..stay away from he goat habeeb haha just my little joke obviously

Rorke

t. paki

missus is at the beach again

*dole music starts playing*

>mfw when """""""ireland"""""" is finished
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The gf said if we ever got married she wants a double barrelled surname

haha fuck off, tempted to deck her

>yfw the chip bag is opened on the wrong side

you just need subjects to talk about
when I want to talk to a girl I'm not familiar with I always talk about films because that's something I know about and it's also something I like so I talk about it with passion. i guess girls like that

you can probably go from nothing to knowing enough HTML/CSS to make a simple webpage in less than a day

no idea about other stuff like PHP or Javascript or whatever though

>my face when when
fucking illiterate RUNT

howling at this pic

fucking hate whores who complain about 'having to wear makeup'

sheesh

Some guy is smoking weed on the platform lads.

Hmm, do your hypothetical kids get your name?

I better be seeing some of that

tell her you'll give her a double barrelled shotgun if she keeps on haha
*turns around and bumps into a 6'5 geezer, spilling my pint everywhere*
wayyyyy haha sorry mate my fault my fault
*dancewalks away*

>Chip bag
FOY

Tafe has full time or part time certificate III in web design for 6 months so provided you learn at tafe rate, I suppose you could.

Only difference being you won't have the certification, which probably won't be important anyway.

EXCELLENT edition

"When we are all wiped out, people will blame us for everything, condemn us…..(but) in a few years they will see the meaning of what we tried to do"

TAKBIR

I hate brown/black "people" with every fibre of my being

thats a good thing no?

Better stock up on potatoes lad, EU is gonna crash your tax haven economy with no survivors

Yeah, they'd have my name only.

To be honest, if she has an established job where people know her by her last name I'd let it slide, but I'd definitely rather her just have mine.

Incredible post

Why are the Irish always autist spastics

think he's referring to oven chips

why is there always a paki posting under a british flag?

No, ireland relies on being a tax haven to corporations, if they get this 13bn off apple then that status is fucked and other corporations won't use it.

...

nam sayin'?

I hate racist autists like you get on Sup Forums. The type of person who comments on YouTube videos as 'Shekelberg Goldstein's with a happy merchant picture. Utter runts who need gassing ASAP.

I give it about 3 minutes until he loudly declares to everyone how much he loves weed.

TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP

I dont agree with everything they did but its better than Europe becoming a mix raced muslim shithole

Not so bad then lad, tbqh if I ever found someone I wanted to marry I'd let it slide.

At Alton Towers lads

I'd attempt to bang her only to get friendzoned or told she has a boyfriend, if you know what I mean.

>I hate brown/black "people" with every fibre of my being

prove it

I could try books or travelling but I never know how to turn a conversation onto #realstuff

t. eenager

How am I a paki, lad? Bit of a rude accusation

Hitler invited muslims into his Reich though and changed Germany's racial laws to accommodate Turks and Iranians. He often said he admired Islam

eating jalapeno cheddar slices wrapped in bologna

life is a fucking dream right now

any tights lads

>your tax haven economy
"glass houses" and "stones" come to mind user

theguardian.com/technology/2016/jan/30/google-tory-battle-protect-30bn-tax-haven-bermuda

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

feet are just as an acceptable fetish as asses or tits

you cannot disagree

not our economy though is it, it's bermuda's

don't think he's saying its bad to be a tax haven

And they're like,
What the fuck is wrong with your milkshakes, are those chopped up bees?

quite enjoy shagging the black gf while she's in her work uniform

>asses
fuck off yank

suck me off poof

where does she work?

but how many boys are there?

Does wearing jumpers that are a bit too big make you look like a cunt or weirdo? It might look a bit strange on me because I'm fairly tall (6'2) and skelly but it's comfy af

once you did the chitchat boring stuff just ask a really dumb question like "are you reading a book currently" or "what was the last place you've been to". the start is really really hard for me (almost stuttering tier hard) but once im in the conversation I can talk for hours

Yeah only because they were anti jew unlike the rest of the world
They would've changed tone if any of them started trying to invade Europe like now

redlight district lad

she's a lollipop lady

no not really, she works in a well known coffee shop chain

pretty fashionable for tall lanky fuckers like yourself. short dudes make themselves look shorter

Comfy's comfy fuck what the haters say
comfy shits great
if you think it looks stupid then hey, you do you

might look like a bit of a derro haha

suck me

I'm 6'4 and I can't pull it off tbqh, good luck to you if you can though

lads, what's going on with balt?
What did the aussies do to them this time?

tinder freeze and I accidentally super liked an absolute minger

going to unmatch her if she like me back

*bites you instead*

*lawyers up and sues you*

Anyone using the terms rorke or rasheed is reddit scum

why not just smash her back doors in and move on

Greggs

weebs got butthurt from the banter and made their own threads lmao

stupid slavshits

*blows you out my arse*

Rashido

a daring synthesis

I wore a baggy Jil sander sweater, Saint Laurent Jeans and Saint Laurent shoes

I looked really cute and the gf said I looked twinky x

Oi yeh nah that's pretty fucked aye m8

don't have the motivation necessary to smash unless it's with an attractive girl