Why they haven't united?
Why they haven't united?
Why would we
We dont like LEGO
The infinite German
Our anti-refugee campaign will go to a waste
Unite with who ?
I dont think the world could handle so much biking power.
Our rightful queen has to stay in power
What a dog. Woof
Fuck off, your head of state is an ape
/nedermark/ on the right
>No pink paths
Wrong pic
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It it were legal to run these idiots over i would do it for fun. Fuck these morons poluting the trafic for people with actual jobs.
That's some "dark" humour
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Denmark doesn't have bicycle paths?
it does
old dicknosed man having a wank while... doing something
get the fuck out of the country rasheed
Finland-sama we can't unite because we are both monarchies and none of us wants to change dynasty.
And Flanders also has a monarchy.
We will first have to marry two of them together and then marry the child of them with the Belgian one.
>caring about belgium
they dont get a choice
If you run the red lights you can say hello to my bmw because i won´t be breaking
what won't you break?
Tell me about needer cuisine. Do you have pic related? Beer? Good Cakes/pastry?
Beer, yes.
Cake, space cake.
ha ha ha ha ha
is that danish boy watching anime? ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha
roggebrood? yes.
beer yes
pastry: we have got stroopwafels, spijskoeken, etc.
What do they share in common, apart from being renegade meme-Germans?
Proud naval tradition, conquered England, fugged by the eternal Anglo. Rugbrod, beer and apparently they can bake as well. I can't verify this though. Windmills, bikes, we're both monarchies.
>bullying little girls
Watch out we have a big man over here.
wtf i love nedermark now
having pancake-tier elevation. autismo tier people. Throat disease tier languages
To danes (or at least me and my friends) dutchs sounds vaguely like someone speaking danish with a thick American accent? How does it sound the other way around.
/Nedermark/ general thread when?
You're in it makker
Try read dutch. You will understand quite i promise. Danish and dutch are "kinda" similar when written.
Danish sounds like Dutch with an Irish accent desu
wtf no it doesnt
altough dutch can be quite qt
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danish sounds like when a person speaks dutch but is just too far away for you to make out words
more like a norwegian trying to speak dutch
Oh nee, doe niet zo.
Geen zin geen animo
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this confuses my ears desu
Sounds like a heavy frisian dialect
Interesting.
If you say a norwegian speaking dutch sounds like a dane speaking dutch i will be most pleased
no it doesnt at all?? have you ever heard a frisian?
he is intentionally mimicking dutch btw
wtf :|
t. Muhammed abdul
>To danes (or at least me and my friends) dutchs sounds vaguely like someone speaking danish
Leave
I like both these countries very much.
because Denmark is taken
Alt for /comfy/ min ven!
Impressive.
languages sound the same,danish is weird gargling swedish and dutch weird gargling english/german mix
If Flanders and Luxembourg can join.
>Luxembourg
nee, ik krijg nog liever kanker
Norway .. uh .. it's not what it looks like promise. You're the only one I swear.
>Wilt geen rijke joden
But... I tought what we had was Special?
inderdaad.
Ik wil hun jodengoud en zij spreken toch een dialect van het Nederlands.
But we have one of those too, also we're not as overrun as you.
Luxemburg*
I have to come clean. We have an on/off affair with Norway that has been going on for the last ~700 years. In the last ~200 years it has been mostly off but we still flirt. I can't lie to you anymore needer: a part of me loves Norway and maybe will always love Norway but relating to them is soo hard sometimes. They don't have a proud maritime tradition and they aren't even flat (inb4 real countries have curves). We have something special but maybe there is just too much love in me to love just one country. Soo hot threesome??!
>een dialect van het Nederlands.
HAHAHAHA
ik citeerde zijn paal
>Why they haven't united?
Why would they?
Heh you even remembered to include Scania
>implying scania is yours
schonen is rechmatige deense klei
negerländerna är rättmätig tysk lera
>pewdiepie pewdiepie avicii
Fuck off
t. sumpfdeutsch
niet waar
what the fuck is that supposed to be?
is it true that the danish make good chocolate?
roggebrood (white peoples bread)
>it's another German neighbors fight for our attention episode
I love re-runs.
i-is it chocolate?
New Best ally
It's an acquired taste, like beer or coffee. You wouldn't get it.
bread
Yes, but is it chocolate bread?
They can have Malmö if they want to.
no. salty, bitter bread
I don't think so. Maybe I mean we can cook and bake so perhaps but I don't associate my country with chocolate
>proud naval tradition
>conquered England
Remember that time in what, 1806, when England came and completely destroyed your nation and its entire fleet?
Healthy food
It's whole grain and fiber galore. Some of it is the healthiest bread in existence.
UGHH FILTHY SCANDINAVIANS. FLEMISH POWER!
I think this was what he meant with "fugged by the eternal Anglo".
As always we danes are happy to help you and your >american education understand simple english ;)
>American education
Dank meme.
I got accepted to one of the top 20 universities in the world, and I'm applying for law school this year.
the fact that YOU got accepted to any university is a testiment to american education
Yeah, the guy that pointed out the flaw with Danish logic and who used historical reference.