Flat Earth edition
/brit/
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Yorkshire
HE'S BLOWN A GASKET
there isnt even a thread in the catalog fuck off janny
He needs to learn to control himself
So /brit/ is banned now?
Did Janny just delete everything?
What's he playing at!
HE
>get home from work
>make dinner and eat it
>hop on the 'chon
>no good posts
>nothing good on reddit
>in bed by 21:30 to get up at 05:00 for Mr Noseberg tomorrow
some life
someone needs to sort him out
What the fuck is Janny's problem?
HAS
haha
ah yes
very funny
Anyone noticed the jannys getting more and more cuntish lately? I accept their need to curate the boards carefully to ensure that content is relevant and shitposting doesn't take over, but recently I've noticed that they seem to be deleting board-relevant threads for absolutely no reason. Power's gone to their heads desu, I think their salary should be cut by 50%.
guerrilla ontologist here
heard a rumour that the janny's igf left him that's why he's kicking off
she's moved out to kik
he seems absolutely livid
good thing you lads are keeping him busy because I'm not done battering his wifes twat
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Deleting spam
Did his actual job and did it well desu
well we've been looking at shit porn all day and he didn't seem to mind but THE THREAD RULES MUST NOT BE IMPINGED
>I think their salary should be cut by 50%
What's half of zero?
>Britcucks kill European immigrants because the brown ones would beat them up or hurt them
Pathetic, the Poles and Lithos over here are hardworking top lads and alot of their women are fit
Is dit de nieuwe draad
it's because he's been getting mocked on /qa/
Made a thread (twice) before this and janny deleted it because it mentioned him
Tried to ban me too
wonder what it's like to have a sister
reporting for spreading malicious links
I can't believe it, I was in Amsterdam over the weekend, I rented a bike but was unsteady because I'm a fat cunt that hasn't ridden a bike since I was a child. All these Dutch cunts were laughing as they rode past me.
I couldn't take it anymore so just got off the bike and started walking down the path then one cunt going past pulled the bike I was holding and made me fall onto the bike path. So I'm laying there on my back, wind knocked out of me then a Dutch cyclist riding at full speed rams his bike right in between my legs popping my bollocks like two sensitive plums
fuse = blown
Ik denk het niet, /brit/ gaat veel sneller dan de nederdraad.
it's ok
it is NOT lewd in any way
shite lad had 6 of them with no brothers
if it wasnt for my da being a hard cunt id prob be a fucking ponce
>the janny is married
utterly bizarre thought
Doors keep on banging because it's windy
RIP Janny's nut
oi, we left peacefully, don't make this a thing
It's the same in Russia, I hate it. Watch some documentaries on violence against foreigners in Russia and you'll see it's all against peace Asians instead of blacks and mudslimes.
Wheres Tim gonna go? Will he keep filming?
"reality" designates a judgement or evaluation by the observer and has no meaning outside the observer-observed transaction
Lads recently I've been into quite skunky grime like you know really slowed down, half-beat, with some nutty wubs but hitting jungle vibes as well you know? You know what I mean lads yeah? Sometimes you just want to listen to some half-step but cleaner than true grime with some drum and bass skids you know?
Yeah you know what I mean lads.
he's marrying to his job lad. a career man
what do you filthy immigrants want? eh? here to leech some bennies are ya?
*gangs up with a bunch of teens and beats you senseless*
>I don't listen to the British genre named genre
>learn a bit of german
>realise dutch is what would happen if german and english had a retarded baby
I didn't do it don't look at me
youtube.com
How did we go from winning to this shit?
>Poleaboo has set up a YouTube channel to post himself taking DNP when the time comes
I fucking hate him
actually ive seen numerous beheadings of muslims, africans and chechens/dagestanis by russian skinhead groups on the internet. Those lads really dont fuck about.
>Anyone noticed the jannys getting more and more cuntish lately?
I've noticed /brit/ is getting more shit lately and full of this underage nonsense.
NEW
for dinner: tomato/mozzarella salad and carrot sticks
mango and peach for dessert
What """"powers"""" does the janny actually have other than deleting threads? Can he see when people samefag?
youtube.com
is this normie music
that sounds mental
I've only got one brother and a half sis but she doesn't really count
16 year olds action posting is killing the place
literally none of it is funny
distract me with some gimmicks /brit/
Yes, he can also see which poleaboo posts are real and delete them, for which we should all be grateful
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You gay?
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making tea, can I get you lads a cup?
*turns the microwave on*
>run out of potatoes and starve to death
tickles the cerebral cortex
Not really, Dutch is actually much more conservative in it's tones than German. Imagine German being the child of English and Dutch, but the child was actually sired by Poland, English never realized this and raised German as his own.
Kinda makes English seem like a cuck language.
no I just don't eat much
i action post and i'm almost 30
What did paddies eat before potatoes were brought over from South America?
Why didn't they just fish?
hope not lmao
Kind of want to have sex with the barmaid at Wetherspoons desu. I'm the barman at Wetherspoons, so I think I'm halfway there.
He clearly uses extra flags
>ask a nonwhite guy about music
>"dude Kendrick Lamar is greatest rapper of alltime! Also native tongues though (see, i'm hip). Drake was in my favorite sprite commerical, also taylor swift vs. Beyonce did you catch the vmas? I only listen to music with plagiarized melodies that gets marketed to me in 3-minute singles over Twitter cuz I'm real dumb"
>ask a white guy about music
>"What kind? Popular, traditional, or art? I've recently been fascinated by Haydn's transformation from the heavy Sturm und Drang style of his mid-career works into the lighter composition techniques of his operas. Oh, you want to talk about hip hop? Sorry, I have an IQ above room temperature"
haha us brits ay? us brits
Prehistoric gimmick
Janitors can be from any country and can delete things
Moderators are only from New York City and are personal friends with moot, but that was before Hiroshima took over
why? do you think its funny? do you laugh at other action posts? are you from kentucky and inbred with the mental capacity of an 11 year old?
English fanny
me written about on the right
threads somewhat improve in the afternoon (EST) then either are comfy through the night or are filled with NEET manchildren with nothing to talk about so they just post memes.
wrong reaction
>why? do you think its funny? do you laugh at other action posts? are you from kentucky and inbred with the mental capacity of an 11 year old?
Ah yes, let me pour it out
*takes scolding hot water from the microwave and throws it into your face as your screeches fill the air and your skin slowly roasts*
Whats the matter? Feeling a bit flushed? Let me clear the head, wont you?
*unplugs microwave and begins beating you over the head with it till nothing but a bloody crushed up stump is left for a head*
*spits on your lifeless limp body*
the woke gf
they're not the sharpest lot mate
they also probably only realised they'd run out of potatoes when they didn't enough left to get to the shore
>why? do you think its funny? do you laugh at other action posts? are you from kentucky and inbred with the mental capacity of an 11 year old?
>>ask a nonwhite guy about music
>>"dude Kendrick Lamar is greatest rapper of alltime! Also native tongues though (see, i'm hip). Drake was in my favorite sprite commerical, also taylor swift vs. Beyonce did you catch the vmas? I only listen to music with plagiarized melodies that gets marketed to me in 3-minute singles over Twitter cuz I'm real dumb"
>>ask a white guy about music
>>"What kind? Popular, traditional, or art? I've recently been fascinated by Haydn's transformation from the heavy Sturm und Drang style of his mid-career works into the lighter composition techniques of his operas. Oh, you want to talk about hip hop? Sorry, I have an IQ above room temperature"
*falls into /brit/*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
trying to decide whats more pathetic.
autists sperging out like children every time the janny makes his presence known
or someone spending their free time moderating this shit-hole.
both seem pretty sad
considering he's 30 and on Sup Forums posting prehistoric memes I'd say he has issues.
In all seriousness, why is the janny so fucking incompetent in doing his actual unpaid job which is moderating?
Why does he always go on a powertrip and ruin every single /brit/ thread
fedora posting
the other cancer of /brit/
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>why? do you think its funny? do you laugh at other action posts? are you from kentucky and inbred with the mental capacity of an 11 year old?
I saved this image shall the opportunity arise that 16 year old edgey cunts begin shitposting about the famine
youtube.com
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>autists sperging out like children every time the janny makes his presence known
This is the much more annoying of the two from a neutral observer's perspective
*revs the ol' 800watt custom built m-wave*
>only 3 days left of wageslavery before I can get absolutely obliterated on drugs
thank you based 4-day week