MICKED edition
/éire/+/celt/=ill bottle ya cunt
Fuck off, yank.
i'm swooce, just went on holidays to chicago (lithuanian capital of america)
You're ruining the gimmick.
ve mast extehmineit ze impehsonaytahs
i am ze reel svooce
>Down/Strangford proddy stronghold
makes me think
>At today's teenage discos the competitively-contested sporting fixture is 'Beat the Slapper', or 'Beat the Jock'
really makes you think
do people in your school not look at you weird since you're always on your phone? probably gormlessly smiling to yourself at whatever awful post you've just crafted
even they went down (haha get it) a bit
Gonna stop swooce posting lads, the Yank ruined it with his shit names.
Everybody in Northern Ireland is a paddy
no cos everyone does that shite here
very antisocial country america
Free my nigga Tyrone.
Haven't properly brushed my teeth for two days and I bumped into my next door neighbour in the chippy
Had a brief chat with him, but there was a point during the conversation when he smelt my breath and visibly recoiled (only slightly). I had to tilt my head to the left slightly for the remainder of the conversation. Was utterly embarrassing ahah
Yeah, those discos were no fucking joke. You went there for a few shifts and maybe, if you're lucky, to finger a girl or two.
...all of which I didn't get to do.
what are irish women like?
Is the Apple tax good or bad for Ireland?
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i know
what did you mean by this
should probably not do that in future my man
bad for your teeth even if you don't care how you look or smell
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haven't brushed my teef for 8~ months
they're all discoloured and loose :/
>tfw a polish girl from northern ireland called me a stupid mongol fuck well over a year ago and i still can't get over the emotional pain those words caused
Its bad because Irelands whole economy was based on tax avoidance in exchange for jobs. Those companies will never pay any tax and will now just leave and take the jobs with them.
The Irish government just let multinational corporations run wild here but the EU wont let them do it anymore.
Start drinking listerine instead of alcohol and water, you'll get drunk more easily and it will fix your teeth
lunch was terrible
dont you want pearly whites like shane?
she's my gf
I don't get it. Aren't you a mongol?
top laughs
sincerely hope you're joking mo chara
>i am a child
Paint thinner is cheaper than listerine, just keep it in the fridge and add mixer of your choice
sick of these impersonators
time to trip up
I'm not stupid at least I just wasn't paying attention to the thread there was no reason for her to be so mean
>tfw /éire/ isn't 90% of your man bump posts at 5am because it's dead as fuck
what happened lads
I dont work for some multinational bullshit corporation so I dont care. But, I hope all you dublin knackers dont have any big outstanding loans to repay otherwise you will be jumping off the ballymun towers in a couple of years.
fuck off y*ur man
Okay, I guess you're right. Still, why do you care what some Polish whore on the internet says to you anyway?
16 year olds are getting confident enough to post
I once went months without brushing and they didn't look or feel any different than usual. Even the dentist said they were fine. I don't get it but I'm back to brushing regularly again.
because hes insecure
I still like you Funland.
The truth can hurt.
longest ive gone is a week. i make sure to brush daily now though
Can someone redpill me on Dublin?
Do Irish people mind Germans? The English do.
any enemy of the eternal anglo is a friend of Ireland
We're full lad sorry
>Can someone redpill me on Dublin?
Lovely city, a few junkies lying around the city (kinda like Arab beggars in German cities).
>Do Irish people mind Germans?
Not at all. Some of the old fuckers might bitch about Germany trying to lead Europe in a pub but there's no malice towards you. It's almost exclusively saved for blacks and Englishmen.
You're our gallant ally in Europe
You bombed it
Rekt
Germans are ok but the Germans who moved here to buy farms in the last decades are considered to be massive entitled assholes
late night I usually post on /brit/ because its actually active
we're packed to the rafters
most of the germans ive met are nu-male cucks in temple bar
so fuck germans
Getting another lend so i can go out tonight
Feel like id make a terrible Jew
bit harsh lad
how do you identify a nu-male cuck anyway
>baby face
>glasses
>might be wearing a scarf
>a beard
>hippie haircut
>beta
>liberal
>how do you identify a nu-male cuck anyway
Trust me you'll fucking know them when you see them.
t. different user
>scarf
but what if it's cold
>glasses
cannae see
>beard
manly
>baby face
can't be helped
i'm sceptical of whether it's possible to identify one without speaking to them about politics desu
nice dubs
>babyface
>glasses
cant do much about that tbf senpai
the only Germans are usually East Germans, west germs are cucks to the bone
>what if its cold
Wear a coat you eejit
>cannae see
They all wear those black framed ones
>manly
Not anymore
>cant be helped
It shows low testosterone
Other characteristics are
>bad hairline
>high pitched voice
Theyre basically an anti-male
Just soft wee sheltered cunts
See my post
Also im talking about nu males not specifically Germans
>Wear a coat you eejit
>not wanting maximum warmth when it's cold and windy
this makes more sense
think john green is missing from that image
>going out on a tuesday
you mad bollocks
>being a fucking faggot
Unless your chucking bricks at landys you dont need a fucking scarf
>doesn't need shielding from biting wind
oooh you're hard
i think scarves have been an accepted part of the male wardrobe for a long time, my granny always used to go at me for not wearing one
>scarves have been an accepted part of the male wardrobe for a long time
So were fedoras
but they're no longer accepted unless you're an old man
scarves are
scarves are à la mode desu
Or unless you're a nu male
See where im going with this?
>tfw wear a scarf me gran gave me every winter
fight me cucks
nothing wrong with monotone color scarves
cucks
>attached frog image
go away you underage cunt
Unless its -10 with 40 mph winds you don't need a fucking scarf
You're wearing it to try and impress others and seem cool and sophisticated
definitely not budging on this, think you're just going to have to accept you're wrong
this is all I have to say to all you nerds hurling arguments and abuse at each other from the safety of the internet
>tfw purebred 6'2'' 100kg Ulster-Scot
>tfw I'd knock fuck out of any taig cunt in this thread
>purebred ulster-scot
You wouldn't be laughing in real life when you saw this proud son of Ulster, I'd knock you and your runt friends back to the Republic
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when will you finally deal with the sinn féin menace?
if anyone can stop them its you lads
>100kg
fucking twink shits
>mfw they have to resort to using "ulster" all the time (despite 1/3 of it being in the ROI)
>just because they dont want to say the words Northern IRELAND
Ahahahaahahaha
>tfw I have bottled over 50 people in my life
If ten people from éire ganged up on me I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of 10 knackers and bottled one over the head and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, fact. I have never lost a bar fight in my life. If any of you said anything snarky to me, you would be erased from history. Unironically.
If anyone wants to arrange a glassing match I'm in Chicago for the day and I am looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.
*scratches you*
rawrrrrr :3c
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Come again?
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>the Nordees are infighting
Pretty sure one of them is a Loyalist trying to false flag the thread.
Reunification when.
2024
sounds like he has a nordie accent
he's probably dead already
Never.
NO SURRENDER.
hopefully never
>half a mil angry prods in the country
no thanks
the prods are nearly bred out of existence so theres that
but we cant afford them anyway
Right lads im away out
Ill have a pint just for you boys
Slán
Superpower by 2040 desu
>implying we won't just breed them out
>or give them incentives to go back to Britain
Hey lads I can speak a bit of ulster-scots actually...just had a massive clart there
>beneath fucking Canada
Slan go foille.
West Brit wankers.
I think you mean, above fucking Canada
>ulster-scots
is there a bigger meme """""""""language"""""""""?