Cum taste analysis of countries

Cum taste analysis of countries

Italy - salty and viscose
UK - taste like hot cucumber
France - huge load and sour aftertaste.

who made that analysis, ur mum?

Made me think

Don't be rude, he obviously made it by himself

Netherlands - small and foamy

yes

10/10

what about Canada?

tastes like curry and fermented bok choy

I want a finn to taste my cum

My cum smells like a fish market on a hot summer day. I never tasted it.

I've been told my semen is VERY salty, probably because I never eat veggies and eat a lot of meat instead.

>I've been told

It's true.

But one night I woke up really fucking horny for some reason and I just fucking wanted to taste my cum, just because it sounded so great at the moment. So I jerked off to this thought, but then when I came I just lost all horniness about this thing and thought I was fucking disgusting and I wouldn't even share this moment with anyone. That's the closest I have been to tasting my own sperm.

>want to taste my sperm
>jerk off, cum
>OH GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING HOW COULD I EVEN THINK OF IT?

Ahaha, this exact thing happened to me a few times :D

what about Russia?

I (honestly) think that you're gay, but you just won't admit it.
Anyway, courage mate.

>knowing what cum tastes like

You must be a fennoswede

good joke Hassan.

i-i drink my cum all the time. i-is that wrong? too lazy to go to the bathroom 2bh

I'm sorry you had to see this.

cum is a good source of protein! big bois drink cum all the time!

> 2016
> not drinking your cum for maximum proton gains

its like you dont even wanna make it anyways

>UK tastes like hot cucumber

H-Have we met?

Cum taste and load varies on your diet.
I find I'm also hornier when I'm on a consistent lifting routine.

that's because you're not a gay faggot femboy like me, I came to the mere smell of man semen

What about the U.S.?

Hahaha, this just happened to me 2 hours ago. I wanted to know what it tastes like after not eating for 3 days (also more motivation to do it, that hunger). Couldn't do it, just washed my hands and ate some mixed veggies.

FINLAND. YOU NEVER GAVE ONE FOR CANADA.