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oof

Cute anime girls reading SICP

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he's on patrol

HE'S NOT HAPPY

is only fools and horses good or overrated shit?

Yo there's no place to hide as I step inside the room
Dr. Doom, prepare for the boom
Bam! Aw, man! I, slam, jam, now scream like Tarzan
I be tossing and flossing my style is awesome
I'm causing more Family Feuds than Richard Dawson
And the survey said, you're dead
Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your fucking head
MZA who was that? Ayo, the Wu is back
Making niggas go Bo! Bo! like on Super Cat
Me fear no-one, oh no, here come
The Wu-Tang shogun, killer to the eardrum

*picks up the jannys mum*

*tosses her out the window*

british humour :/

Need (You)s so here is some bait.

This cannot last

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RODNEY YOU PLONKER

Good 2bqh

You plonker

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soccer in america is kind of funny

i appreciate that they're trying

do people actually find monty python funny? its the bloody 21st century

so lonely
so alone

The gf said I have pretty eyes lads
good feel

HE

>it's still up

Thanks la :3
That really means a lot

*goes doopin' mental*

state your name cuz

i find it funny that canada's flag has a leaf on it

shite, as is monty python

someone remind me how that picture of david mitchell laughing got associated with the janny

can we not do this again?

Timothy James Byrne in flat Spracklen House Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since Jan 2013 and before

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Me Timothy James Byrne in flat spracklen house Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since Jan 2013 and before - 30/08/2016

shopping on amazon for a seasonal affection disorder therapy lamp

youtube.com/watch?v=yv4SpjMinlQ

literally listening to this at this very moment
extremely spooked

HE wont like this

Lads.

Abu Muhammad al-Adnani is dead.

Fucking hell, can't believe it. VERY good news.

keeping the old thread up in another tab just in case

i have one of those, philips

*taps you on the shoulder*

Don't have to wear a suit and its dinner and game in the box lads

get in!!!!

might wear my chelscum shirt for bants

bet he's going to leave it until we're 120 posts in, feeling nice and secure and then
WALLOP
thread is gone

evening browsing tha chon? don't mind if i do!

This is the jam

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who

nah never noticed he existed and didn't notice when he died

don't care 2bh

Football fans are honestly cringeworthy everywhere.

SOMEONE REMIND ME HOW THAT PICTURE OF DAVID MITCHELL LAUGHING GOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE JANNY

Really diggin the new Bon Iver lads

SHE REPLIED!! SHE PRELIED TO MY ""OI OI""!!!

>got in from work
>absolutely knackered
>tell myself I'll have a cheeky 15 minute nap then I'll be re-energised to go shopping and to the gym
>wake up after 15 minutes and there's nothing I want more to go back to sleep
>wake up 3 hours later
>feel awful

fuck's sake lads

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>prelied
also get in lad, better post the full convo

get in!!

i feel like they're big in the nordick countries

i get full blown depression and lethargy during the cold and short days

is that Poleaboo's dad?

Does it matter? it's just one of those 'chon things

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>MI6 spy with hacked Clinton data found dead in bathroom

Ahhhhh yes

YES REEROOREEROOREEROO

its just a picture that was posted laughing at the janny deleting shit all the time then it turned into a meme

Proofs

who /benzoaddict/ here

Why was an MI6 spying on Hilary Clinton?

is this real? wouldn't put it past hilldog but it sounds like a film plot

27 year old benzo addicted neet here

>when you wake up the morning after doing shit loads of cocaine and blow your nose and lumps of shite and blood come out

Ah yes

It's a based way to wake up 2bh

The light slowly comes on over about half an hour bringing you gently out of sleep

No noise or snooze buttons or any other nonsense

did you make this up

yes he's back lads x
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I went to an MLelS game while I was in Yankland.

Weird shit honestly. Got to see Frank Lampard and Slippy G look a bit awkward as someone sang the Yank anthem.

>public suicide attempt

wtf

hehe x

Lads, I'm so fucking happy right now
"It" is heterochromia btw

You've just proven his point

Isis recruitment drive

there must have been an original though

she said
"hey! how are you?
life's great"

now what should I say? kind of inclined to go with a comment about my poor taste in fashion (she works in fashion)

>"yank" in the top right

Special snowflake bender

>YANK

kek'd

ALLAH GANGNAM STYLE

Called my gf a left wing parasite and now she won't stop crying

Probably isnt. It refers to that MI6 agent who ended up dead and padlocked into his own bag 'accidentally' years ago. Its filled with conspiracy theories and shit but he was probably killed by Spooks or some private shit

that's funny because that person is/was me. not 27 any more and not NEET.

Corbynite witches are hexing Richard Branson.

Ah yes, Yankee Stadium, the great bastion of football in this country

#PrayForThe96

It was posted by Japan

I can't control my eye colour you fuck

NIGGER!!!!!!!!! NIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ask her if an adidas tracksuit is up to her standards

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Thoughts?

jej, hadn't noticed that.

Some livershits were at the game actually

They had a banner to stevie G

so some nip just spammed it and it caught on? lol

>mfw i testify against hillary

Pretty much

i'd have to verify that claim if you know what i mean ;)))))suck benis ;)

On the dole so I get €188 a week, pretty much spend it all on alcohol and drink about a 70cl bottle of Jameson whiskey every single day

Don't even feel the affects of being drunk at this stage, just feels nice

Is this alcoholism? I don't drink during the day so most people wouldn't even think there's anything wrong, just opened another bottle there now, will be gone before midnight and I'll wake up feeling shite and do it all again tomorrow

No, ive had good coke. It was pure Colombian bam bam and wasnt cut too much, I know this for fact. But it was just alright like, I ran about pissed off and angry for no reason and sweated a good bit then it wore off in 2 hours. Ive had it more than once, over a gram most times too.

Just too expensive for a mediocre buzz..