How does it feel to speak our language?

Well? How does it feel?

I don't think it feels like anything

How do you say "états-unien" in your language?

Right back at ya, Pablo

Uncomfortable, our pronounciation arent really compatible.

I don't speak Mexican
I know 0 words in Mexican

>"our" language
>t. a british speaking german/irish/black/spic mulatto

>his language is being passed around like a whore all around the world
>bilingual europeans use his language for rudimentary purposes like basic communication and reading papers before going back to enjoying their sexy native languages, reading deeply cultural literature and engaging in thoughtful conversations with their fellow countrymen
How do the anglos feel about being linguistically cucked?

This, learning French is difficult for an Anglo

Ces, apprends le français est difficile pour un anglo

Feels easy desu

...Actually you speak a better french than me speaking english.

ask your mom then, she knew several words last night :v)

Sharty

Fake, not expressive and not natural. Only for studying.

>Yanks posting unironically about""""our"""" language
>Shiggy diggy doo

>2015+1
>Speaking someone else language

The only sexy Euro language is French
>English is officially American

>American
>Our language

I think you should ask yourself how it feels to speak someone else's language.

Most people associate English with the US

ich bevorzuge es eher in deutsch zu sprechen.

Not really. It's UK or Aussie.

construye el muro?

usted tiene que volver?

no puede dormir en la basura?

>our language
fuck off

Vete a la verga entonces, puto

lmao rekt how will yanks ever recover from this

English is spoken around the world because of US, not because of you

Don't flatter yourselves

>superpower
>doesn't have it's own language

We speak American, the language of Sup Forums and the world

No, The empire made it relevant, US keeps it relevant, and inshalla Aus/Canada will keep it relevant when they've got a 300mil+ population

>he isn't bilingual

Americano não tem quase nenhuma diferença comparado com inglês, português do Brasil e Portugal por exemplo tem diferenças bem maiores mas continua sendo a língua portuguesa.

>our language

The fuck would we need to be bilingual for?

That would be a capitulation

America is powerful because of our language

I'm sorry, I don't speak monkey. I speak American.

>our language
Español?

>2016
>Not speaking four languages

Estados Unidos da América

lel

Disillusionment

>if I become educated, terrorists win

>he said in the American language, tacitly submitting to the cultural supremacy of his American masters

You know how most people in America even hate to hear "press 1 for English, 2 for Spanish"?

English is our birthright, the thing that keeps us together as a country. It's our national identity

>he said in the English language, tacitly submitting to the cultural supremacy of his British masters

I don't speak English, I speak American.

Trying to make someone that's monolingual understand the virtues of multilingualism, is like trying to describe colors to a blind person.

Just because you say "mom" instead of "mum" doesn't mean it's your own language

So by being multilingual, your country is the biggest superpower on earth, right?

Lol get the fuck out of here faggot.
You NEED English to survive. We don't need to know any of your shit irrelevant languages to survive

We have advanced medically and scientifically knowing English only.
So shut the fuck up

...

>We have advanced medically and scientifically knowing English only.

that's pretty ignorant m8

How does it feel to know that Swedish is a 2nd language in Sweden? (Might be 3rd soon after Arabic)

Feels good. I think i'm one of the few potato niggers who's glad to have been conquered by the British

>America has no official language

HAHAHAHA

Pretty comfortable

And pretty funny if you listen/speak british. I just love the accent and vocabulary, it's a shame I replaced it by american vocabulary.

"That girl's pussy is nice, damn" > "That lass's grotto is ace, bloody eye of London!"

>britbongs post threads about how crummy american english is, and how beautiful and unique and different BRITISH english is and how they're practically two different languages
>american OP posts this thread
>britbongs rush in taking all the credit and going OI M8 IT'S OUR LANGUAGE NOT YOURS

top mem

>Swedish is a 2nd language in Sweden
what did he mean by this?

Agreed. There are many details beyond the distinction between "mum" (incorrect) and "Mom" (correct) that make American superior to English

> What did Muhammad mean by this

It truly is pathetic how a bunch of people far removed from culture cling to what little bits of the Old world culture they still remember, even though the result is a butchered, plastic, dead product that does not have much to do with actual culture; the American has managed to take a living thing that is culture and turned it into a cold, dead commodity to flaunt around as if it bore and importance at hand. As the white American (this is yet another meme, for only an American would care about race as there is no way for him to even start talking about ethnicity; a non-existant fact in the USA) puts this abomination on a golden throne to showcase as a form of quasi-identity, he notices not how he is just as pathetic in this regard to the negro whose past is unknown and has therefore created his own myths.

All in all, the American complex is a sad twist of claiming superiority and yet clinging to the little bits of culture that had been twisted into something alien to the European observer. A country of no nation, no ethnicity, no culture, no history and no language, the United States of America are the prime example of the decay of the West; a truly gruesome picture that should alert any and all on-lookers.

>our language

>>britbongs post threads about how crummy american english is, and how beautiful and unique and different BRITISH english is and how they're practically two different languages

literally when does that ever happen? stop making shit up, any time that happens the replies are usually
>drop a the -u in a couple of words
>new language

Not going to read this, but I'd like to thank you for submitting with such grace to the cultural supremacy of America and speaking American as you post on our wonderful American website.

Im so sorry for OP. He is an idiot. We trained him wrong, as a joke.

American idiomatic expressions are completely different than British idioms

Everyone knows American idioms
No one knows or cares about British idioms

you language is sharting and ebonics.

>NIKKA U WUZ SAYEEIN DAT NIKKA CLAPPED DA OTHA NIKKA

english is the language of british people.

How does it feel to have a language so well known, it has no protection against spies?

Every great nation in history had its own language...except America. Makes you really think about their 'culture' n shiiet
>inb4 b-but we're young nation
No excuse for this shit in a digital age

Kek nobody knows/speaks Swedish in Sweden except for historians. Everyone there speaks English and/or Arabic.

You're literally speaking our language...right now!

this is the single funniest thing I have seen all day.

Ah, thanks for clearing that up for me

We're not inventing a completely new unintelligible language. Simply improving and perfecting the one we had when we got here is more than enough. And we're not cucks who would adopt the language of any of the natives we conquered (unlike the Rus).

>everyone making fun of english
>doing so in english
>not even british english

hilarious

>Well? How does it feel?
It feels gay.

>not able to distinguish canadian from american
>american """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""education""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

You can't use big words talking to babies. It doesn't mean everyone should talk like a retard everyday.

>our

hahaha I are laughing now because writing this in translator and it to me write what I write. English is worthless tongue.

Then why aren't you a superpower with your superior linguistic skills?

We were. Empires don't last forever, mate.

Yours won't either.

SHART

IN

MART

FAG

nice

So someone else will get enough nukes to annihilate humanity?

Your post would be a lot more devastating if it wasn't riddled with errors

That goes double for you, speaking Spanish and English LEL

Your first language is from an inferior non-white shithole that isn't even anywhere close to native where you're from

Feels Noice

I think OP means that most of you know English with the American slang and idioms

? (like trying to describe colors to a blind person is a form of "trying to describe a rainbow to a blind man" which might or might not originate in the US)
all contain American vocab or idioms

But Spain is white

No, it's not. It's Spanish, not white

>How does it feel to speak our language?
Acessible and boring. It's pretty practical, but has no fun. You don't have words like Pindamonhangaba, Paralelepípedo, Araraquara, Guaratinguetá, Caxinguelê, Chinfrim, Chorumelas, Esculacho, Quiproquó, Urucubaca, Linguiça, Fiofó, Tribufú and Belzebú.

>your language

I don't speak Mexican or Ebonics though.

Literally no such thing as 'American' language

To speak on english language? American language is the mutation.

if you respond to me, I win

fee nothing
wish i could speak arab
it'd make me look like a more edgy guy and a super fedora without meme

funny enough, arzot ha Brit

Feels nice, but not as much as speaking Portuguese. English gets boring to speak at some time and a shitload of people can understand it.