Australians, how does it feel to know what your country is in every way more irrelevant than A FUCKING LEAF?
>only ONE known architectural landmark >only TWO known natural landmarks, one being fucking destroyed by retarded australians >No known food except for fucking fermented Marmite chinese bootleg edition >not musically relevant for decades, being outdone by fucking New Zealand >becoming shit at the only olympics they actually are competitive in >cant even complain about it online because their internet doesnt allow it
>Can't play the new Mortal Kombat, Grand Theft Auto, Witcher or any Nip game cause they all contain lolis. >Guess I have to go to my local alleyway dealer who calls himself GameStep.
Daniel Allen
we should be nice to australia
i like australia
good country
Connor Phillips
they also gave us tame impala
Alexander Parker
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Jordan Taylor
Neil Young escaped soon and left you with Celin Dione and Brian Adams
Michael Bell
Canada is just a boring wannabe USA, Australia actually developed some kind of culture.
Liam Wilson
australia has more population than canada a pleasant winter, and took home double the olympic golds
australia seems like bros desu only shit I pity them for is their parliament, it looks like the parties are a bit fucked down there atm.
Elijah Perry
this desu senpai
and crocodile hunter
Ryder Anderson
>and crocodile hunter
Had...
Jackson Nelson
how will ausfags ever recover?????
Logan Gutierrez
>only ONE known architectural landmark I don't know any canadian architectural landmark >only TWO known natural landmarks, one being fucking destroyed by retarded australians I know you've got like forest and cold shit, but that's all >No known food except for fucking fermented Marmite chinese bootleg edition What do you have apart from poutine ?
Most people in europe see Australia as that cool new and dynamic country, and canada as that shithole similar to the us except it's fucking freezing and you're much more pansy than them
Julian Long
Really not that bad once the spines carve out enough flesh desu
Cameron Stewart
Truly an Australian masterpiece
Hudson Foster
>australia has more population than canada
aus has 23 mil, we have 35 mil
agree with the rest though
australia really does seem like it's been hell politically since john howard peaced out
Michael Edwards
Both irrelevant as fuck, both didn't manage to create a single invention/piece of culture in centuries. But Australia is x100 better than Syruplandia because the people are great, their cities are good, etc.
Gavin Cook
RIP
fuck me I had those figures literally the opposite way around in my head
Tyler Williams
Australia has Tame Impala Australia +1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Canada 0
Gabriel Parker
But we invented the lawn mowe- >it was the British Penicilli- >invented in Britain by an escapee Pavlov- >New Zealand Wi-F- >no the government research bureau just filed some lucky patents The rotating clothes line.
Yeah, we invented the rotating clothes line and the guy who did it was Da Vinci's equal.
Brandon Perez
Politics went to shit after the White Australia policy was cancelled.
Jackson Murphy
We also invented the electronic pacemaker, the blackbox flight recorder, the cochlear implant, and much much more.
John Gutierrez
and the most important australian invention
Gabriel Anderson
>John Lennon wannabe playing run of the mill 60's psychedelic music that sounds more dated than the music from the 60's wew
Jace Sullivan
exactly, based ecuador
Caleb Barnes
Still better than anything Canada has ever done
Michael Martin
At least we have less cucked gun laws for the time being.
Noah Jones
>pavlova >new zealand
Literally triggered.
Home cooking for new zealand was written by an Australian
Joshua Myers
You'll get your Martin Bryant sooner or later. Probably in Quebec.
Jace Flores
We're more alike than you think
Jason Bell
This. The only thing that sets us a part is the type of wasteland between our cities.
Parker Anderson
lel
Brandon Lewis
I've always thought of australia as hot and cold versions of each other. Our history is very similar, we both even have stolen generations.
Brayden Rogers
How do you all the sick amount of restrictions, censorship and general "paternity" of your government?
Alexander Phillips
>overcome between all and the Shit I'm stupid
Jeremiah Sanchez
You don't notice it. And really our censorship is dumb but it's really exaggerated by the internet, it's just certain things in video games that get censored and very very few do actually get censored.
As for restrictions I assume you're talking about guns and weapons etc? Well, australia is very safe so you don't need weapons, and very few want them. And you can get lots of kinds of guns still, you just have to pass some tests and keep them locked away or at a gun club.
All the rules etc almost never impact your life.
Luis Roberts
I was thinking about speech specifically, don't you have worse censorship than Germany?
Luis Nelson
Oh. No we're nowhere near germany's level. There's a debate going on atm about the racial discrimination act. There's a section of it that says: >Section 18C makes it illegal to “offend, insult, humiliate or intimidate” a person or group because of their race, skin colour or ethnicity. And conservatives are trying to get it changed, which I (as a leftie agree with) because it's too broad. Although I don't know how much this stuff have actually been used in reality.
We don't have stated free speech in our constitution, but we have implied free speech. Overall you can say whatever you want without much issue but we are going towards that whole "cyberbullying is illegal harassment" route that a lot of the west seems to be going towards.
Isaac Williams
Well, at least the Stralians have an acceptable sized military (unlike us)
Matthew King
Sort of true, but at least we're the most relevant in our region. You guys are known internationally as America's hat™.
Mason Evans
I will vouch that australia is better than cucknada
although they sometimes make me attepmt suicide :((
Mason Peterson
oi nah my clubsport goes off
Lincoln Carter
pls fellow canadians, stop trying to make the bantz. it does not come naturally to us like it does the aussies. we got the snowy end of the stick, they got the sandy. u better fuk off m8s. leave australia alone.
Chase Campbell
Don't bully Australia
I like Australia
Sebastian Thompson
>only ONE known architectural landmark I cannot think of a single landmark in canada all the cities just look the same and or look like cities in the north of america anyway. We have three at least counting the sydney harbour bridge and the opera house and then flinder street station (even though theyre crappy landmarks least we have some leafy
>only TWO known natural landmarks, one >being fucking destroyed by retarded >australians Our enviroment and animals are almost entirely specific to Australia which are easily recognizable, Ulruru hasnt been destroyed by australians and we have a handfull of other landmarks on that scale as well so shut up you dumb snownigger moose dick sucking leaf >No known food except for fucking fermented >Marmite chinese bootleg edition yeah fair game we only really have a few meme foods but thats still much more than any kind of food culture you have which are just copied foods from the states. >not musically relevant for decades, being >outdone by fucking New Zealand >>>>>>>Delet thisss
>becoming shit at the only olympics they >actually are competitive in literally got double the gold you got Keep practicing for the olympics that nobody cares about and get your curling on point
>cant even complain about it online because >their internet doesnt allow it Complain about the olympics? you came 20th ???
Leafs when will they learn
Blake Rivera
You seem under the impression that these allegedly famous "architectural and natural landmarks" are known outside of Canada when no one outside of Canada can think of any At least the Opera House and the Ayers Rock *are* literally world-famous desu