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Doggo edition

Welcome: Joos, Israelis, and goys too I guess
NOT welcome: "Israeli"

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Wanna escape Israel?

Could I emigrate to Israel? I don't want welfare or wealth, just a safe place to live.

how can we?

I don't think a future sea of fire is a safe place to live.

Come to America. Bring your graphics cards and a few crates of citrons.

>911
Oh, hi guys. I'm possibly the only Greek who isn't antisemetic. In fact I feel pretty sad that we don't have more Jews.

I want to set up shop in a Israel settlement and shoot at any Palestine trying to take over my rightful land.

I don't know about America
it's hard to get in and not rewarding

how many of you have engaged in firefights with Hamas?

> how many of you have engaged in school shootings?

Juden

Being American is its own reward.

WHAT? WHERE?

גרמני

I meant that it's so hard to move to America, it's not worth it with all the problems in America

Are there any countries that seem like they'd be worth the effort of moving to?

>/isr/ - How To Leave Israel General

err
Canada? I guess, I like Canada
anywhere in Europe

>Canada

...you got me there.

>anywhere in Europe

If you listen to only one thing I say, let it be this: DO NOT MOVE TO FRANCE.

Have you actually been to France yourself?

>DO NOT MOVE TO FRANCE
This might be true. I heard many Jews are leaving the country.
Seriously, I think Germany is one of the most safest countries for Jews.

I wouldn't go anywhere in Eastern Europe if I were you though.

yes they're leaving but so what? I don't get this, how would people 'tell' you're a Jew? it's not like I walk around with a Kipa living next to a Synagogue
that's bullshit, i'm obviously speaking about EU-Countries, and they're just fine

No, I haven't. I have extended family who left.

Nice try, Germany, but you're not doing much better at reining in the Muslims who want to protest Israel by killing diaspora.

I think you are very nice people :)

>it's not like I walk around with a Kipa living next to a Synagogue
Ich kann dich riechen.

highly doubt it mate
here is a map to better visualise it

b-bamp
is thread over?

I don't think you realize how antisemitic Eastern Europe is.

there are a ton of Israelis in Poland mate

you definitely aren't wanted there there though:
haaretz.com/world-news/europe/1.739275

>football holigans
>representing 40 million people
ok

The Israelites are mine.

forward.com/news/world/191155/poland-poll-reveals-stubborn-anti-semitism-amid-je/

ok what do you want? nobody gives a fuck about poles i'm just saying Warschau is a nice city

I know I'm just saying you probably wouldn't want to live in Poland the antisemitism there is pretty damn ridiculous pic related

The Palestinian people are mine.

And your thoughts??
thanks

whatever you say

האם הנערות הישראלית אוהבות את המבטא האמריקאי?
אני מדבר בערך 25% בשטף

הם אוהבות את הדרכון שלך

מאיפה המימ הזה בא, באמת?
למה זה כל כך סבבה בעיני נערות להיות אמריקאי?

לא קראת את האשכול הזה? כולם מתים לצאת מפה
פלוס גלוביליזציה והשפעת תרבות אמריקאית

מאה, אראה בשבוע כשאלך לישראל לפעם הראשון
אולי המימים הם אמיתיים, אלי לא

>מאה
מה?

תקליט את עצמך עם vocaroo אם אתה רוצה שאשפוט לך את המבטא דרך אגב

>מאה
רציתי לכתוב meh

ואני לא יכול להתממש בוואוקרו כרגע בגלל שאני במיטה שלי על הטלפון שלי לול
אלי כשאני אתעורר

*להשתמש

אז כתבת 100

אה, אתה צודק חח
איך כותבים משהו כמו me?

*Meh

הייתי כותה eh אה במקום

אז משהו כמו "אא, זה ממש לא משנה", נכון?

fuck you kike i hope there is a 2nd, 3rd and even 4th holocaust you smelly vermin. i hope the day comes when j*ws are dragged out of their homes and butchered

chill

thanks

Can a converted "Jew", non Israeli citizen join the IDF? I just want to shoot Muslims

Where can I find myself a nice Asian Jew to make my wife?

I wonder what would happen if you posted this thread on Sup Forums