Be spanish

>be spanish
>create one of the best empires in the world
>lots of colonies
>the english are on your ass every 2 minutes
>revolutions
>your colonies are slowly drifting to degeneracy and are getting filled with mestizos
>your colonies have drifted everywhere but to spanish culture, including german, british, italian, arab, portuguese and french culture
>your country is a shithole right now
>unemployment
>every community wants to be independent
>all that is left to do is see your culture die

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is ok, I hate this shithole too

Ya sabemos, si te digo que odio a la gente de este país y que ojalá hubiese un 50% de paro y se muriesen de hambre, peores personas en todo el planeta

>your colonies have drifted everywhere but to spanish culture
A veces dormimos siesta """""psh"""""

> your culture
> Spain
no such thing

Si aquí todos dormimos la siesta, nos gustan los toros y el flamenco, segurisimo chaval

Ustedes no duermen más la siesta porque los cuckearon los alemanes.

ARGENTINA ES BLANCAAA

You do realize those colonies were never white as Spanish possesions, don't you?

Argentinians are just Italians that were forced to learn Spanish, they have nothing to do with those dirty moor spics

Bueno, comemos paella?
No se me ocurre nada más allá de hablar el mismo idioma, será que no tienen una cultura muy interesante, botija

>esto es lo que creen los paraguayos del este

>Orgulloso de que los españoles no sigan su propia cultura
Ahueonao.

Pues no hables mi idioma, y ya está, a nosotros nos importa una mierda lo que pase en las selvas de sudamerica, como si os matais como monos. seguiréis siendo eso

> Uruguay
> selvas
Spanish education

You have to go back

Que cultura? Si vienes aquí a nadie le gusta el flamenco, los toros( una minoría) y todo eso, dejar de hablar de mi país que nosotros no nos importa el vuestro

>>your colonies are slowly drifting to degeneracy and are getting filled with mestizos

should have considered giving criollos the same rights as your average spaniard if they didn't want them to rebel and fuck anything in sight

P-pero tiene razón.

España solo existe por el Rey, despues de todo nisiquiera son una nacion

Esta Castilla, Cataluña, Galicia, Pais Vasco... todos los paises multinacionales estan condenados a desaparecer como por ejemplo el Reino Unido

De verdad tienen mucho que agradecer al Rey

>the Spanish empire will never raise again to conquer the world and impose order, civilization and culture upon everyone

Why even live?

Depresión si no estás aquí...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=EJs6oCNgAZE

mira esa selva papa!!...

Nos Odiamos entre nosotros, si por ejemplo a un español le pegan una paliza en el extranjero te puedo asegurar que muchos se alegrarían

Ayyy

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hg-7WyHnSc8

I want a hungarian gf lad, ;(

תדברו באנגלית, כוס עמק!

¿Y todos estos subnormales de donde han salido?

¿No os han dado la paguita aún?

Aquí tienes (you) paguita

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Selfhating spaniards are worse than niggers

T.fernando Martínez aka Friegaplatos... Spain is shit and you migrated to london

>todos los paises multinacionales estan condenados a desaparecer como por ejemplo el Reino Unido

> free healthcare
that our current president is selling the cheapest he can
> free or almost free education
wat
> great food
can't discuss that
>infrastructure
aeropuerto_de_castellón.jpg
>diverse and ancient cultures
that the state actively tries to exterminate imposing a single artificial one

but we have tourists. Wow.

Culpa de ellos por no saber aprovechar las infinidades de riquezas que saquearon, y en vez dejar ser cuckeados por los otros europeos, y dejrse llevar por muh religion

EY SPY ESPAÑOL
NO TENGO UN TRABAJO PORQUE ES MÁS IMPORTANTE QUE TENGO MI PEQUENA SIESTA

MI PAIS ES ABSOLUMENTE MIERDA SINO NO ES MAL PORQUE PUEDO COMER TAPAS Y TOMO UNA SIESTA COMO UN CERDO

t.manolos

>spanish culture
>toros
>platillos populares: ¿¿¿???
>flamenco
>maximo exponente literario: quijote
>hablar como si tuvieran un pene metido en la boca

hubieran dejado a los moros educarlos mas lel

Nos fallamos a las panchas y así naciste tu muerto de hambre

Toros and Flamenco are only even from the south of Spain, promoted as """"exotic Spanish culture"""" by Franco.

>muerto de hambre
>lo dice viviendo en un pais mas pobre que peru
lmao

España es más rica que tu país de narcotraficantes indígena, con 45 millones que somos

Da gracias a la generalísima Merkel

La gente promedio en españa todavia es muy católica, le gustan los toros y hacen la siesta todos los días?

>catolica
casi nadie practica

>toros
mas en el sur, pero no llega al 50% de la gente, en el norte no llega ni al 10%, pero en fiestas de pueblos y ciudades por toda españa siempre hay vaquillas, son muy populares

>siesta
mucha gente duerma la siesta, pero los que no duermen van por internet diciendo que nadie duerme en españa
No es un tema estricto, se duerme mas en verano y fines de semana, o si estas cansado un dia, pero mas de la mayoria duerme la siesta por lo menos una vez a la semana

Y LA CAGADA

¿tan jodido está por allá?

conquered by arabs

Spainisone
basquesdon'texist
catalansdon'texist
portuguesedon'texist
siestaisnigger
defeatismisshit
regionalismishit
gasthekikes
empirenow

Regionalism
Must
Be
Exterminated
Non
Nationalism
Exterminated

Gas
Everything
That
Weakens
The
Hispanian
Nation
More
Soldiers
More
Production
More
Power
To
Hispanians
More
Land
For
Expansion

Alemania les da de comer que pena

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If the US ever loses its ability to enforce the Monroe Doctrine, there is a very good change that Spain can significantly increase its influence in Latin America again. Spain is just going to have to wait for that, or use soft influence to get influence in Latin America.

The US was only able to enforce the Monroe Doctrine outside of Central America between 1970 to 2001. The European powers always ignored it and the United States has never really cared for what South America does

There
is
no
point
to
spain
having
any
power
in
latin
america

The hispanic influence and demographics in the United States will be more important for that.

It's pretty weird watching WASP american politicians coming to Spain and speaking chicano spanish. Years ago they only spoke english.

Spains
interest
is
simply
obtaining
ethnic
spaniards
from
the
new
world
mixed
or
conquering
it
and
repopulating
with
ethnic
spaniards

>the United States has never really cared for what South America does
except installing dictatorships in south american dumbshit

Monroe Doctrine worst doctrine

The US does meddle, its subtle but it does. It is usually under the guise of neoliberal economics being applied "charitably".

I didn't say power, I said influence, like trade.

It is true that US spanish speakers are more cosmopolitan. The fact that the southern parts are poor seem like an opportunity for development and putting middle class spanish speakers to work.

That seems like a very narrow scope.

And they only did that in the later half of the Cold War, retard.

Spain
Can
Trade
Right
Now
Spain
Gains
Nothing
From
Power
Over
Latin
America
Only
Gains
Would
Be
In
Reconquering
it
And
Deporting
The
Non
Ethnic
Spaniards
Else
Where

When there is political influence you can arrange better deals in all interactions. You must be from Sup Forums.

>mad as fuck ex-colonials that actually believe they have the same live standard as Spain and Spanish self-haters
What a lovely thread, OP.

colony
means
settlement

Ojala = Inshallah
Welcome to the family, brother

pillow" in spanish is islamic too, "almohada"

I've heard around 7-10% of vocabulary in Spanish is Arabic. Off the top of my head, I can think of
aceite = azait (cooking oil)
Azucar = Asucar
Hasta = Hatta (Until)

and the other two examples here. I think it's pretty cool how these words were able to make their way across the globe n' shit.

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