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euro winners edition

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gay

canada a fool for this one

doin a poo

Glad you could make it, Uther.

>Wow, the English national team is really shit
>Yes, Wenger, buy this foreinger so we start with only 1 English man

Really makes you think

Your thread is shit. It should have been Tim Byrne related

this

Why is it looked upon negatively to fly the English flag?

jajajjajaja

Eviction day today lads

Been waiting for this

Hope it's not an utter let down

proud british tradition

business idea: one of you rent your place out to tim

Who the fuck is Tim Byrne

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bit unfair considering that is ulster

okay
t. dentist

fuck off

its your fault for sending those inbred cunts there

>when brits think they exist

they're all scots it's not my problem m'laddo

BREAKING NEWS: MARLOW DENTIST CAPITULATES, GOES OUT OF BUSINESS

who is that bitch?

finding life increasingly pointless, even getting a gf didn't help that much

the fall of the dental empire is coming

London

It's not Wenger's responsibility to provide for the England national team, and to be fair to him. He was given many English youngsters chances and opportunities but they end up being shite.

not all of them
a good chunk are descended from englishmen

never expected that from norway

must remember to catch this one on the 'player

>Minority
binned

liberas say that they will move to another(a whitest one) country if racist trump win

literally never seeded a torrent in my life

all me

we've done some good business this transfer window

Nobody cares about your politics, American

lived in this house not even a month and my housemates have had 3 shouting matches in that time

Tim hasn't packed anything despite a months notice

What's going to happen when they tell him to get the fuck out?

they're gonna try to lay hands on him and he's going to throw them through the window

it does because they say they will move to the UK or Canada dumbass pirate.

not a good sign laddie

Do you have a plan in case everything goes wrong?

having a bit of a laugh with the housemate lads wahey

pity the other one is such a twat, always hiding away in his room.

my girlfriend really loves me, much more then i love her

but even though i've got no plans on doing it anytime soon, i'm happy with her

i sometimes think about ending it with her and how much i'd enjoy the conversation

i'd take pleasure in ending it

not even trying to sound edgy just been thinking this recently

Bhuail mé le Alan Kelly sa Dunnes inné.
Mar leantóir, d’inis mé dó go raibh sé deas cúl chun é a bhualadh leis go pearsanta, ach nior raibh mé a bheith i mo bhobarún ‘s cuir ólc air ‘s iarr air do ghrianghraif nó aon rud.
Dúirt sé ‘Óó, conas atá tú ag déanamh anois?” Bhí iontas orm, an t-aon focal a d'fhéadfainn rá, bhí sé "Huh?".
Chuaigh sé romham – “Huh? Huh? Huh?” a dhúirt sé, agus ag bualadh bos os m’aghaidh.
Maslaithe ‘s trína chéile, shiúil mé i leataobh ‘s lean mé ar aghaidh lem chuid siopadóireacht. Agus, chuala mé é, ag éagaoineadh.
Tháinig mé go tosach an tsiopa chun mo rudaí a íoc nuair a chonaic mé Kelly a bheith ag iarraidh a siúl amach as na dhoirse, le like leathdhosaen dhá lítear buidéil uiscí ina bhaclainn aige gan a íoc.
Bhí an cailín, ag an chuntar, go deas faoi ‘s proifisiúnta, bhí sí like ag rá ‘Fear, tá ort na rudaí a íoc’. Ar an gcéad amharc, níl ann ach sé ag cur i gcéill nár chula sé í, ach i bhfad na haimsire, chas sé timpeall ‘s shiúil sé chuig an cuntar, go drogallach.
B’iontach an radharc é.

might get on tinder, feels like things might be petering out with the gf

any tips lads

I live with 2 couples
the first are perfect angels and the other ones are constantly fighting
if anything goes wrong the fighting ones will be kicked out because they're not on the lease

It's the end of an era lads

Tim is leaving

Use ~quirky~ first messages and meet up with girls as soon as possible before they lose interest.

Can't stand that one house mate who is a shy little cunt you know severely judges us all and posts about us in his shitty little website for his internet friends

I don't have a beef with the housemates at all I'm friends with the guy
but they need to break up and one of them move out before they get violent

>his province is named after a fucking miniature dog

>eviction day
>recent videos seem to show no sign of preparation

hmmm

think on

Nazi puto

it seems the less frequently i visit this god forsaken hell hole the less i desire a so-called "gf"

participating in a session of deep thought

How's your local Cartel doing,Pedro? Your head still on your shoulders?

I think they told him to stay put while they find him a new place

"5'4
looking for love but could do with a shag."

what did she mean by this?

@64240072

>mexicans kidnap/behead people
>no one bats an eye
>rasheeds kidnap/behead people
>everyone flips out

hmmm....really provides food for the mental fire

I can't believe nobody has sent this to him yet

He'd go spastic

What did Pedro mean by this

Always have a lol at the variations of "really makes you think."

@64240139

Hilarious really. I bet this cunt doesn't even know what culture is.

Could deck every one of you cunts.

"Nigel is so fucking awesome. He has such great things to say, and he is a great speaker.
We are fighting back, and we are WINNING. I'm so proud to be a small part of this huge movement.
Thank you Nigel. You are taking back your country, and helping us take back ours too."

I fight dirty
good luck fighting with eyes full of pocket sand

I CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT HES TRYING TO TELL ME

>Tim Byrne
he's freakazoid

hmmmmmmmmm

???

just informed the gf that I'll be smashing her back doors in tonight and she's replied with "it's too early for this"

bloody neurotypicals

been dating my gf for 2 years and she still wont let me fuck her arse

need to get her drunk tbqh

arrogant students thinking they know everything

why would you want to fuck an arse

he cannot understhand what am i trying to tell him

dunno, gotta fuck something

*pulls a gun on you for a laugh*

>actually falling for the yarn

Mate, do you know where you are?

*shoots a rope of cum onto your face*

haha good one

*actually shoots you*

don't mess me about sunshine

@64240300
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME

Bears are watching the bear show

*a bit of the cum dribbles into your gob*

ahhh....ooof....I'm dying.....but at least I won't die a bender like you...

morning lads

una vela...

una ranita

Going doopin mental lads

morning

*hands you a freshly made cup of tea*

Now that is rude.

you're a good lad lad

Get in here, lads.

any water left in the microwave?
could do with a cup myself

no

...

finessed the plug

"no"

FUCK OFF SHANE YOU SAVAGE

Had a nightmare where I was banned from Sup Forums

Woke up in a cold sweat

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badman like good ting, badman like best tings as a matter of fak