/éire/

early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes ed.
this will be slid

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so sorry you had to see this
oíche mhaith

alri

>tfw no average irish gf

Your man, explain this fucking abomination of a general

No more yanks/swiss making threads

>average irish

>he doesn't know about the average irish woman

bump

best irish girl

Harambe

>Danny McBride

Bhuail mé le Alan Kelly sa Dunnes inné.
Mar leantóir, d’inis mé dó go raibh sé deas cúl chun é a bhualadh leis go pearsanta, ach nior raibh mé a bheith i mo bhobarún ‘s cuir ólc air ‘s iarr air do ghrianghraif nó aon rud.
Dúirt sé ‘Óó, conas atá tú ag déanamh anois?” Bhí iontas orm, an t-aon focal a d'fhéadfainn rá, bhí sé "Huh?".
Chuaigh sé romham – “Huh? Huh? Huh?” a dhúirt sé, agus ag bualadh bos os m’aghaidh.
Maslaithe ‘s trína chéile, shiúil mé i leataobh ‘s lean mé ar aghaidh lem chuid siopadóireacht. Agus, chuala mé é, ag éagaoineadh.
Tháinig mé go tosach an tsiopa chun mo rudaí a íoc nuair a chonaic mé Kelly a bheith ag iarraidh a siúl amach as na dhoirse, le like leathdhosaen dhá lítear buidéil uiscí ina bhaclainn aige gan a íoc.
Bhí an cailín, ag an chuntar, go deas faoi ‘s proifisiúnta, bhí sí like ag rá ‘Fear, tá ort na rudaí a íoc’. Ar an gcéad amharc, níl ann ach sé ag cur i gcéill nár chula sé í, ach i bhfad na haimsire, chas sé timpeall ‘s shiúil sé chuig an cuntar, go drogallach.
B’iontach an radharc é.

Really hungover lads
Was a mental night, nearly got into 3 different fights
Feel like a bit of a cunt tbqh hahaha

you sound like a bit of a cunt, ngl.

Was just the drink lad
Ill probably get my head kicked in fer it somewhere down the line
The last two weren't that bad though, one was my friend asking me to back him up, then we sorted that and i shook your mans hand
Then the other was a boy squaring up to me thinking i was a hun, then when he realised i wasnt we got on while well and good craic

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he's retarded ignore him

Are you taking the bus to highschool yet?

>france

oh, well, it wasn't just *that* post that made me say that! :^)

Cheeky

roll

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

>i shook your mans hand
Is he back from Boston already?

Fuck i hope not

Your Man tier post

10/10

What episode of the Simpson's was aired closet to your birthday?
Mine is the one where Homer gives up the Duff Blimp tickets to enter Lisa in a beauty show

A couple

Thank you. I've noticed a mistake, will change on next thread though.

Only 90's kids will get your post

i.e not your man?

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I like Micheal. He's a real mans man.

Why is your man so rude?

He's an autistic and gormless 16 year old who thinks he's funny, cool smart. He has no friends but he thinks that's everyone else's fault and is too dense to realize it's him that has the problem. He refuses to listen to anyone. Absolute spazlord

WARNING

/ÉIRE/ IS A SAFE SPACE

YOU'll BE BANNED ON YOUR THIRD WARNING!

Who is this men? Looks like perfect cast for Rhonin from World of Warcraft.

Your man is a poo head
YOU CAN NEVER CATCH AND LOCK ME UP
*does a 360 degree turn and runs away*

Ask /mammi/

Getting my horse and coming after you

Can't catch me for a cup of tea!
*teleports behind you and pulls a katana out of my scabbard*

Wew lads.

Lad, no...

Oh shit
Fuggin Horse :DD

Why do they speak English in Ireland?

Why do they speak English in Canada?

There are more important matter to attend to
Come back later

because Southern Ireland is a region of England.

t. hun

Because of the filthy sassenach and the lazy éireannaigh

I'm just shitposting, you latvian! Hah! Take that.

Not much longer

Oh.

For the craic

Cá bhfuil na buachaillí?

>This is an Irish Army MOWAG Piranha IIIH. It's a ten ton, diesel-powered, two hundred and seventy five horsepower infantry fighting vehicle with an armament of a 12.7 millimetre heavy machine gun, and defensive armour able to withstand rocket propelled grenades, improvised explosive devices, and any nuclear, biological, or chemical threat. With an Allison MT-653 automatic six-speed planetary gearbox, this bad-boy is able to achieve one hundred kilometre per hour speeds on land with ease. So, to any Brit who expresses a wish to form a union with us, you should just go back the way you came.

What do you lads think of my copypasta?

>withstand rocket propelled grenades, rubber bullets, improvised explosive devices, and any nuclear, biological, or chemical threat.

>>rubber bullets
Lads, he knows! Shut it down!

walked 4 hours around the city center today lads

at least half the people were foreigners, half of those foreigners were brownies

Why did you walk around for 4 hours?

Where did you walk around?

This is the end of ages, an epoch to remember. God help us all.

looking for cheap books, I reckon they sell better grapes there as well

just around Jervis & Connolly

>he doesn't like foreigners

>he doesn't know that I hate browns and blacks
Foreigners that are white = Good/Great
Foreigners that aren't white = Caution/Danger

Do vocaroo on phone and share pls

NO! However, I am getting a pair of Turtle Beach headsets, so I might use those for a vocaroo.

Thinking of doing streaming, so eventually I'll have to get a proper microphone.

Let us here that slavic/kerry/american accent

Anons i decided that i will work in Cork anyone here from there?

There's a lad from Cork here sometimes no idea if he's here now though.

What are you going to work as?

Be warned, the accent can be a bit thick and difficult to understand especially in west Cork.

>Let us here
Lol
>slavic
Fucking watch it, bai. Call me a slav again and I'll bate the head off ya.

support dentist until my accent dies off t

You'll sound just like this slave hear

how ?

He's Lithuanian.

>support dentist
Gonna fug your employer like in Horrible Bosses? :DD

Dentistry in Cork sounds pretty comfy honestly.

You'll pick up one of the most "true" Irish accents, and that along side your native, will make you sound the estonian.

i am a dentist for 5 years i always do my job perfect i don't want to lose money only if the guy is a faggot i will make him more suffer
it will take years probably until i learn how to speak with your accent kek

>only if the guy is a faggot i will make him more suffer

Not at all,
Once you pick up the slang, the accent will follow lioke. Few weeks, boi.

by a single move i can make someone suffer for at least 2 weeks

>by a single move i can make someone suffer for at least 2 weeks

its too big you can't destroy a nerve with it

>its too big you can't destroy a nerve with it

@64261459
This is not /brit/. So can you kindly fuck off over there and never return.
Cheers,
/ÉIRE/.

Ignore him, he's the local retard

i hope that you will come here to fix your teeth poles never forget

Mornin lads

fedoraposting isnt a /brit/ meme you spastic
says the fag who spams some downie looking whore
ill take that into account when im in cork or poland (read: never)

Fuck off ceo

Don't count on it. The entire country took out a restraining order on him. He's not allowed to be within 50 miles of the country, otherwise the patrol ships will have to shoot him with their rubber cannons if he comes by sea, or the training planes will have to shoot him down with rubber missiles if he comes by air.

He's simply not welcome here.

>when im in cork
you might as well just say Ireland

Don't respond to him

///Please Ignore The Annoying Swiss-American Retard///

///Please Ignore The Annoying Swiss-American Retard///

///Please Ignore The Annoying Swiss-American Retard///

///Please Ignore The Annoying Swiss-American Retard///

The best thing about this whole Apple business is the amount of sheer ass pain it has generated.

Really makes you think

how does that even work

some fella called Gary is on it now

I'm trying to find that tweet, but all I'm finding is how she "fought off the trolls and racists and bigots and white and evil people" and all sorts of phoney malarkey. God, Ireland is pushing this gay, trans, fat-acceptance, nigger-loving, muslim-tolerating agenda really hard.

Really makes you want to die.

>chocolatecurvesmodel.wordpress.com/2016/04/24/the-body-confidence-revolution/
Read the first sentence lads. This is now a real thing in Ireland. We're akin to the US in terms of retards now.

Never give up the good fight /éire/

Different person every week, quite a few countries do it like Sweden but seems stupid to me

>quite a few countries do it like Sweden but seems stupid to me
We need a racist to actually gain control over it kek