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desert tour edition

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korean pop

alri

REAL THREAD

business idea:

water trains

>concept pictured.

thread wars are almost as gay as poleaboo
but not quite
so i'm staying here

Thank fuck hate that paki twat, I wonder when will the mentally ill shitskin cunt realise everyone here fucking despises him and wishes death upon him? Surprised his raghead da hasn't honour killed the wee faggot yet tbqh

would would anyone use this when sky trains exist

>pakiboo will kill himself in your lifetime

where are the tracks?

doing gods work user. cheers m8

*buys you a pint*

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Poleaboo lost the thread war but doesn't care

I got my attention fix

you could at least stay in your own thread pakipoo

*does a post*

honestly can't stand amir, i don't care which god i pray to i'll pray to them all in hope his court case ends up with prison time

...

*deals you seven cards*

>>>/reddit/

BUSINESS IDEA
Doritoes shaped like a "J". You slide it through the dip and the lower half of the J catches all the dip.

SOME people here like me

That'll make me more popular when I come back to /brit/

>thinking pakipoo is real
fucking hell lad

wouldn't "bite" very well though, would they?
hmm

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I'd like to make you an offer...

What was implied by this?

nobody likes you here
that's a fact

anyone up for a cheeky 'spoons? it's chicken club tonight lads

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Honestly have a sneaking suspicion that my mum is mentally retarded.

Bit worried as this would make me half-spazz

anybody who votes retail forgets that you need to talk to real people to do that. prostitution is his only course of action.

those tattoos are horrendous
I mean all of them are but those especially

if transsexuality could be detected in the womb i wouldn't hesitate to throw it in the abortion bin

my wife and i would then promptly commit suicide for carrying the tranny gene

>there are still people living in straw huts in the african deserts

boggles the mind

Watching Annie Hall makes me want to fall in love lads

cannot wrap my head around the idea of being around someone so often

I'm exhausted talking to uni mates or coworkers

anyone who votes at all is forgetting they're feeding the mentally ill fuck more attention

Some people ask me questions and show concern

>tfw pretty sure mumsy is legitimately autistic
hahaha :3

ah yes the whetherspoons chicken club

Annie Clark is best Annie

he sure does get awfully upset at anyone who think his gimmick is merely a ruse...

suspicious..

Can't really count them as people though, let's be honest

I'll give you £250,000 for 50% of the business.

morbid curiosity

Thanks to the user who voted 'Porn Star'!

And you don't need to take to people as a prostitute?

How else are you going to know what your client wants or remind him to pay up

laughing at those primates as i sit comfortably in my igloo

Been thinking about that lately 2bh.

Like what would we even discuss?

I've yet to meet a woman who talks about anything other than reality tv.

hold on lads I have an idea

hey poleaboo

DON'T kill yourself

*winks at the lads*

Transphobic scum

Wouldn't you get mad at people denying your existence?

>like 10 chips

the fuck

just watched the robot wars finale lads

stop fucking giving the alter ego attention you utter mongs

>I've yet to meet a woman who talks about anything other than reality tv.

LOVE CGPGrey, so redpilled.

business idea:

>hire poleaboo as a prostitute
>meet him in a filthy hostel
>murder him and cram him under the sofa

by making this post you're giving him attention

me responding to your post is giving him attention

I'll give you a fiver towards hotel costs

Literally 20% of the posts ITT (10 out of 50) belong to Poleaboo

When Janny is away Monica will come out to play

I'm sure it was shit but I'll go watch it now

one time I met a girl who shared nearly all the same interests and was a complete nymph

turns out she was a) suicidal and b) a devote liberal (we stopped talking after an argument about politics)

m-maybe tomorrow lads

honestly can't stand living at home again
if i cook food and don't make some for everyone else i'm selfish
if i don't wait for those fucks to get home and make some food i'm impatient and wasteful
i just want to eat

>giving it any form of attention

Stop it you pathetic twats. Fucking sad how easy it is for attention-seeking wanker '''personalities''' to derail /brit/

Salt & vinegar > Cheese & onion > Prawn cocktail > Ready salted

is this common in the UK?

>a devote liberal (we stopped talking after an argument about politics)

cheers, mate

I'll give you £5,000 for all expenses and 0% responsibility

terrific post

It's hardly a fedora post pakipoo.

If you used any critical thinking you'd realise that I never implied all woman are into that, I just said of the women I've met.

The main reason your kind can't integrate is the sub 100 IQ.

Ready salted > Prawn cocktail > Cheese & onion > Salt & vinegar

I once had a lad sectioned at school because I bullied him so much.

I think I'm the hero /brit/ needs to push him over the edge.

Poleaboo is intrigued by this episode where MC Grindah has a court case

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p045280q/people-just-do-nothing-series-3-3-court-case

Matt...

...Damon

to be fair lad you must associate with some utter runts

There's sanity, insanity and super sanity (which is commonly mistaken super super insanity)

Guess which one I am, puppet?

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third eye is really messing with my depth perception

>there is someone so autistic in the world who pretends to be a transexual paki on a mongolian car sales forum

aaaaah yess
give me fat cam anyday

Craving a purple now

fatcams a dead gimmick lad

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>In her maiden speech, Linda Burney wore a traditional kangaroo-skin cloak with her personal totem, the white cockatoo, known as the noisy messenger bird.

fucking christ

You girls doing your voice training exercises?

reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/

>pretends
Yeah, I pretended to buy those meds too and I pretended to take those pics that I posted

imagine this lads

imagine standing in a circle with the lads giving strong chat yeah

and this UTTER feline, weak wristed pale freak of a runt squirms his way into the group and interjects some really dry, unfunny banter that he must've picked up from his facebook newsfeed or something, over the top of the lads with some nasally pathetic voice, then smiles around, waiting for sympathetic laughs

THAT is what fedora posting is

hate people who write "xD" at the end of every sentence on the tinternet desu

coming up hard on this red pill lads

any fellow GWOT veterans here?

then there is me standing with a person resting his elbow on my head

>girl has an insert that means she can't get pregnant or have a period
yeah nice

Girl spoke to me for a whole 5 minutes at the bus stop today, I'm so mentally exhausted at the moment, devastated, contemplating life and whether I crave social interactions with girls or don't want them.

@64256098
i will not give you the satisfaction

@64256112
i will not give you the satisfaction

STOP fucking talking in the way you THINK girls talk, you fucking mongy virgin twat.

>imagine this lads
>imagine standing in a circle with the lads giving strong chat yeah
>and this UTTER feline, weak wristed pale freak of a runt squirms his way into the group and interjects some really dry, unfunny banter that he must've picked up from his facebook newsfeed or something, over the top of the lads with some nasally pathetic voice, then smiles around, waiting for sympathetic laughs
>THAT is what fedora posting is

then there is me standing there with my elbow on some guys head

Prefer girls on the pill 2bh

Gotta see physical evidence

I don't play around when it comes to getting girls pregnant

you have all been baited hard

implant's don't always stop periods, sometimes it can just happen as well even if you've gone a year or so without it

despite that it's the superior choice
>using condoms
not even once

>Ms Burney is the daughter of a white mother and an Aboriginal father. She did not meet her father until she was 28 years old.
deary me

Used to hate it when the qt at work would talk to me because I knew I'd end up sitting up all night thinking about her.

It's not a gene, it's a meme, a product of their environment and upbringing.

have some chips n mayo to regenerate