SHART IN MART

We come from the mart of the ice and shart,

From the midnight mart where the hot sharts flow.

Poo-Poo of the gods, will drive our sharts to new marts
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Don't fight the shart, just shart in mart.

Valhalla I am sharting.

Always sharting, with threshing oar.

Our only goal will be the western mart.


We come from the mart of the ice and shart
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From the midnight mart where the hot sharts flow.

How soft your sharts so brown. Can whisper tales of marts.

Of how we calmed the tides of sharts. We are your managers.

Always shart with threshing oar.

Our only goal will be the western mart.

So now you'd better shart, and rebuild all your marts.

For sharting in mart can win the day, despite of all your losing.

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i love this meme

One of you actually spends the time to create these images and I love it.

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pile in the aisle

>Isle

Oh look, more shit tier countries obsessed with us. Fuck off with this forced meme already

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What?

Have you worked for a Walmart? It's like being a daycare worker. Working nights makes it easier because you interact with them less but still.

6/10, at least you tried.

Shart=consequences of having bad eating habits=having bacon and eggs for breakfast
Everything is related, if Americans had fed well when they were young they wouldn't have shitted every time they go to the mart

why are americruds so doopin' mental?

DESIGNATED

Why so angry Tyler? Did you shart in your pants in the walmart again?

WTF is this even?

>Have you worked for a Walmart? It's like being a daycare worker. Working nights makes it easier because you interact with them less but still.
This.
Walmart seems to attract the strangest people. I haven't been to one in years but it's like going to the zoo.

BRAAAAAPP

AMERISHART

>bri ish pounds

>British currency
LMAO definitely saving that.

Is sharting in mart really that common in America?

>saving pictures of people with shit in their pants
Americans, everybody

its an anglo thing

yes

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inb4 deleted by the shart mod