>the average brit eats one of these a day
Is this why britbongs have bad acne?
>the average brit eats one of these a day
Is this why britbongs have bad acne?
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those are only in scotland m8
not true, but they are more popular in scotland
At least they don't have bacon for breakfast
Ffs Americans be healthy you sharters cucks
doopin' mental m8
1/10, jamal
w-we do have bacon for breakfast
>>the average brit eats one of these a day
Prove it.
No most people in London eat this everyday.(see my pic)
That picture you showed are only after clubbing foods especially kebabs.
>britbongs don't eat bacon for breakfast
Jesus christ islam really has taken over there hasn't it.
I have never had acne in my life.
0/10 memed, see me after class
food doesn't cause acne
That's pretty good food, 10/10/
>Is this why britbongs have bad acne?
thought i was the only one to notice
every britbong I meet seems to have acne even into their 30's
what's the deal, britbros?
>At least they don't have bacon for breakfast
ah yes
Why are yanks so cringey
In the UK acne and crooked teeth isn't considered ugly like it is here, so they don't really wash their faces. Cultural differences is all.
That's really rich, coming from a people who think it's normal to shart all over their obesity scooters.
Yes it does. Do some research.
What is this even supposed to be?
>getting butthurt over banter not even aimed at you
Yurocuck as fuck 2bh. Dutch men are so feminine sometimes.
>crooked teeth
You do realise those "straight" teeth are exclusive to Africans, right? I've seen pictures of wild savage Africans with perfectly "straight" teeth. Now you force your teeth into unnatural positions so they can be "straight". kek, silly yanks.
it looks like they just take random blobs of meat and deep fry them
the fries look good though
Its called a munchie box in Scotland
Composition varies but typically you get donner meat, chips, pakora and a small pizza
I used to have gnarly britbong teeth until I got braces. Holy fuck I don't think I could ever go back.
>he thinks I'm joking
kek
Sounds like a one way trip to an insulin shot.
What does this change? Is this supposed to make your ugly, crooked teeth more attractive Ahmed?
Christ, this is why Yanks are absolutely terrible at banter. When it's bad enough that you lot can't even see past your own glaring hypocricy you think that summing up a bunch of stale buzzwords is 'quality banter'.
But such is American culture.
No, all I'm saying is that its an African trait. kek
they are the fattest nation in eu
they are fat
bongs are as fat as amerisharts
if I am Texan do I get free chicken and pizza?
>chicken and pizza
what the shit
underage
Why can't we have simple chants like the europeans
>FUCK [opposing team]
>they are the fattest nation in eu
Not anymore, Shigeru ;)
The place quite obviously sells friend chicken, or if you prefer a pizza it appears to sell that too. Is your brain not up to the task of comprehending this?
reddit-tier post
but to respond, if I wanted pizza, i wouldn't go to a place that serves fried chicken. Seems a bit trashy. Then again this is London we're talking about.
>reddit-tier post
Americans have reddit-tier banter so you should feel at home in this thread.
saved to my british banter folder lads
Show us what you've got so far
>they don't have bacon for breakfast in Britain anymore
>bacon has been outlawed in Bongland in accordance with shariah
Ffs guys
That was the argeniggers joke. Why do yanks have to dumb down everything?
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eating shit like that has little to nothing to do with having bad skin
Show us a few
Even if it's a joke, it is right. The bacon in the UK tastes like ham. You guys use the same cut for bacon that you do ham.
Almost knocked the waitress out when she brought me ham even though I asked for bacon.
googled it
cant take these bong media seriously desu
because they seem to cheat it or deliberately underestimate it as much as possible like amerishart claiming "t-the fattest nation in the world is N-NAURU n shit. BMI sucks and tells you a lie, dindu."
though this one is trustworthy
telegraph.co.uk
It should taste like ham, they're both pork. We don't sprink ours with sugar over here, poof.
then why do britbongs keep their acne past their teenage years?
You fell for it hook line and sinker :)
Try harder sweetie
Hmm, then how do you guys get so fat? The bacon tastes like shit, the munchy boxes are salted to hell and back, the pizza is knock-off of america's knock-off pizza.
Genuine question.
>I was only pretending to be daft
>the bacon tastes like shit
kek, that's a compliment coming from a yank
genetics + hormonal problems
I shouldn't even be saying your bacon tastes like shit because bacon doesn't exist in the UK
@64263247
>tfw he keeps falling for it
>Amerifat criticizing non healthy food
>inb4 "baited"
>roleplaying countries
this isn't /r/polandball you autist
>the yank butthurt ITT
kek, keep it coming boys. Make uncle Sam proud
>Argentine nutritionists
don't you have some zits to pop, m8?
They're on my foreskin
christ you britbongs are disgusting
I prefer making John Bull proud.
;)
Well I'm sorry but when you are cracked up on ket with baz and the lads after a solid 5 hours of drinking and smashing it, having a gander to see whats open at 3 in the morning, you aren't particularly fussy
This right here is American banter. I sometimes wonder how they can be so bad at it compared to other English speaking countries (maybe minus Canada)
amerifart
>weird meat that looks like skin
>three mcdonalds chicken nuggets
>three whole (meat?) rings
>toxic looking meat(?)
>some sort of fried meat
I side with the amerifat on this one, this looks fucked
another one for the world class british banter folder, lads
Don't you have onion rings in eastern Europe or something
I thought those were squid rings. I've never heard of anyone eating onion rings in my native Central Europe, no.
Explain the rest.
looks like something niggers over here would eat
disgusting
The average young Brit speaks a form of British ebonics so you're pretty much spot on
>youtube.com
I could eat that shit right now.
oh god i thought britbongs on Sup Forums were saying "tbqh" and "baka" ironically
Doner kebab meat, chips, pakora, onion rings and the rest looks like chicken
Do you recognise chips at least or are they something you only see people eating on TV like onion rings?
>no Morley's
loooool fuck off mate.
I make french fries from homegrown potatoes.
I don't know exactly why anyone would want to eat the pakora shit since it looks like random mixed up shit or kebab but I guess it's a heritage thing.
Nice constructed argument, too bad the only window by which you see the world is made by microsoft.
Oh god I actually cringed. Did your grandma come up with that?
at least I can see some veggies while americans say potatoes are vegetaburu!
>man who watches a show for children thinks his posts matter
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not even yuropoors are forcing this meme anymore, rasheed
H
Its funny how Indians started posting again after the shart in the mart meme.
Which of these do I click to prove that I'm not a robot..?
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I honestly don't know why people ITT are bragging about a high tolerance. I miss the days of when I first started drinking where I can drunk by spending $5 a 6 pack. Now I need to buy a 12 pack or even an 18 pack to get drunk.
Shit sucks. I almost want to stop drinking for a year to see if it'll revert even a little.
It's a joke about leaving the EU.
t. autistic who explains jokes
>americoon so wasted after drinking watery beer he posted in the wrong thread
Time to start drinking less mang. Functional alcoholism creeps up on you.
Depends on which state, but in mine there are micro brews that go above 10% alcohol. Those ones suck but the 5.8 to about 7.3 range has some good offerings.
Oh and he probably posted from the wrong tab thinking he was in the /ck/ alcoholic thread that runs 24 hours a day. If you go there it explains a lot of the strange shit that gets said on that board.