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Yank Edition

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>got a pretty great blowie like 20 minutes ago and now i feel fucking knackered
>weird how sexual acts just drain the body of energy

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why are the stars wrong

>nofap cultist from reddit tries to win converts on /brit/

you couldn't make it up

not in a thousand years could you fabricate this

There's always high competition for retail jobs

It's also the type of job I want (as a woman)

*walks in with my stella bottle and downs it*
*throws it at the yank OP*
WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU

Thank you based janny

Jannie leaves us to suffer by deleting all non yank /brit/ threads, begorrah

going out, I may be some time

why did he he leave the shittiest edition
fucking janny fucking hates us i swear

wew janny
ty
maybe you won't test me next time lad

Why would a cannonball bounce?

Biased MSM blairite janny deleted this thread because he's scared about anyone who wants to change the corrupt sysyem, bet he voted remain. Sad!

I am a redditor because I don't watch porn :)
Reminder to take your estrogen pills, eat a big fat greasy burger too!

there's 50 stars

4*11 = 44
+ 6 = 50

hey
hey
hey
senora

it's like a big shot put

obama

there was a trampoline in the grass

>tfw I was born in america
>tfw I could've been born in the UK

Why even live?

great job you runts

Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with jfs making threads, and that it should in fact be encouraged

i think he's asking for another few dozen threads

not a fan
guess I'll be logging off for the night

No income tax, no VAT
No money back, no guarantee
Black or white, rich or broke
We'll cut prices at a stroke

God bless Hooky Street
Viva Hooky Street
Long live Hooky Street
C'est magnifique Hooky Street
Magnifique Hooky Street

dont x

yes
yes
count the stars you runts
i dont even know if its right

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choon
youtube.com/watch?v=3dl0h2ABmV4

maya "grimefu" jama tonight at 9pm lads

channel 5 i think

Why is English architecture so fucking ugly? Are we even first-world?

shes not wrong

Was anyone around in 2013 I think when we absolutely clogged Sup Forums with /brit/ threads for the first time?

user u plonka

Asuka.

what's a jf

*visualises in my inner eye, the type of people who open links from posts saying "choon" and the like*
dear god... it's worse than I thought

>do 2 years of A levels
>fuck them up horribly
>go talk to another college
>get accepted to do A levels again from the start

waheyy it's like reloading an old save file lmao

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neurons are firing at light speed

First, I'm going to ask you nicely to stop playing jungle boogie in my thread

t. friegaplatos

liked her a lot more than rei desu

most housing is cheaply built stuff that's designed to fit as many people as possible into a small space

ahaha except you've lost years from your life hahaha banter

no, we all went to the beach that day. we couldnt get hold of you to tell you, sorry. maybe your phone was turned off?

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well no, you've wasted two years of your life - your youth in particular

I stole 2 xbox games in a store once

youtube.com/watch?v=WUDSR6NAVG4

Got caught

maybe we should ban men

This is what I did, dropped out from school with an A, a B, and a U. Then retook a couple years later at a 6th form college and got 3 A*s

>2013 was 17 years ago

m-my neurons! my pineal g-gland! NO!

>no more Robot Wars
>no more hoping for a good shot of Scanlon's arse through baggy coveralls

Feels bad man

Taigs out of NI please.

It's wearisome seeing these bottom feeders act so smug and superior, while we over hear know that we can at any second drop 5,000 nuclear warheads on them

Why do they hate us bros

REINHARD

what the fuck is anxiety

>aspooka

hope so, else you got probs bruv

right then lads.
gonna go do a wank and watch some anime.
enjoy the yank edition.

That's not even a proper flag, fucking inbred retards

what virgins use as their excuse for being complete failures

been loving your "i work in uganda" shtick

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how does this make you lads feel about our country

Got a relative that's CEO of a Moscow petroleum company

The guys he works with are high ranking Kremlin officials

not really- the reason I fucked up was because I wasn't really studying, I was dossing and actually living my youth. I've done that now. Time to actually study. Plus, doubt I'd be ready to go to uni at 18, think I'll be ready for it by the time I'm 20 though.

Hope something similar happens to me (good grades I mean)

wen u cum but she still s u c c

got anxiety?
just relax lol

tha bar baby

youtube.com/watch?v=cPJy9bQ0vKg

why do japanese people sleep on the floor

Business idea: Manufacture cheap plastic wheels attachable to the hind legs of disabled baby goats

Listening to Chappers, Jenassers, Murphers, McNultyers and Ornsteiners bantering it out on deadline day lads

Can't wait for Bartonners to make a guest appearance with his funny text messages

>tfw the death of our Empire was televised
youtube.com/watch?v=T2Rvdktho_g

>when Auld Lang Syne starts playing as our soldiers take down the union flag abandon the final colony 6 minutes in
Hold me

proud we have boobs on the street, every knocker a stab to the heart of foreign fundamentalism

clicked on /eire/ once and this is prettymuch their only gimmick
not very good

live a very sheltered life 2bh

mene

depressed?

just be happy lol

>when the red pill hits

possibly the most reddity post I've ever had the misfortune of reading

I'll give you £100,000 for 50% of the company

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-08-31/tim-hortons-coffee-coming-to-u-k-amid-global-expansion-push
Absolutely salivating for a double double

people think i am somewhat mental

>Eating skittles while lifting weights

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AND WHO I WANT TO BE

>nigger culture

at least we had the biggest (and last) one lad

they don't know i am very sentimental

the red pill brings calm, the blue pill brings sleep.

Go get your pizza lad.

two of my mates went and one of them was mugged, the other saw a stabbing

great post

>aye yeh pal the lads consider me a bit of a mad cunt about the toon

I found them piss easy, even did my AS and A2 exams in the same year.
I think you're right. Being older and having gone through all the teenage growing up shit already means that you'll have a much easier time. It's also easier getting into uni as an older student. Hope they go well for you.

me on the right

Tim still uploading videos lads
Guess the eviction isn't happening
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ah yes that cultural enrichment all the people in the 99% counties rave about

umm sweetie I don't think so x