ITT: your country's greatest invention

ITT: your country's greatest invention

easy one to start

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Whatever any other country has invented we can top it, so we win.

>we

*your ancestors

YOU spend your weekends getting drunk and posting on an anime imageboard.

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civilisation

I am greek

*chan

ehhh, vodka i guess

astiankuivauskaappi

That was the Assyrians

Try me

>Automobile

Western society

Granted it wasn't strictly my country at the time...

>he thinks civilization has started
>implying we still aren't in the caveman years compared to what civilization will be like 1000 years from now

Fascism

>it's an Americans take credit for shit they didn't actually invent thread

The World Wide web you yank scum back to shart in mart

>it's a britbongs are too fucking stupid to know the difference between the internet and the WWW episode

Amálka

probably vitamin-c
or
the fucking pen

Why does it matter where the thing was invented? The individual(s) should be awarded, not your sorry ass who for some reason feels proud

>the fucking pen
lewd

every thread

sorry americunts, go play with your oversized slingshot

The internet as we know it is a combination of both, so technically we did invent the "internet".

>mfw hues actually implied they invented the plan during the olympics opening ceremony

forgot image ayy

The Internet
lol

No. No it's not you dumb fuck.

Most packets/frames sent over the internet don't even go through the WWW. Do some reading and actually learn what the internet and the WWW is.

>britbong education

>1969
>1989
>30 years after
Americans invented the ""internet"" with their finest math skill
haha oh wow

Did someone other than DARPA create the internet in the late 60's?

Please correct me if I'm wrong.

You literally didn't do shit there's a small diference

no, it was mine

english next time, abdul

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Shut up Nigel.

Get on my level.

>Kamen Rider
t. manchild

>This is what Britbongs are brainwashed to believe.

Putin

feck off amerifag, you only created aids and cancer
lol

We invented the TV

world class yurobanter at work here folks

Apartheid

Internet was more like a joint effort between many nations, and one of the few major inventions Norway was heavily involved in

>A study by MITI - Japan's equivalent of the Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) - concluded that 54% of the world's most important inventions were British. Of the rest, 25% were American and 5% Japanese.

kek, its an Anglo world. You're just living in it.

Well , The World Wide Web was created in 1991 at the CERN in switzerland

lots of cunts had their own networks m8, not just the States. http was created by an Englishman in Switzerland. The internet is truly an international collaboration, not American.

And the U.S. invented the factory, considering we pioneered the moving assembly line and automation by that logic.

That's not the internet.

Tons of "cunts" here had their own TVs. Guess that means you guys didn't invent it :)

>brits belive this

Oh, we also created LSD

The Americas

It blows my mind how retarded yuros are when it comes to the internet.

You dumb fucks seriously think the internet is the WWW and vice versa.

No wonder we dominate in computer technology.

>inb4 some yurocuck says otherwise from his iPhone

We did the plane.

brazilian wax
zika virus
trannies

The Big Bang Theory and the saxophone?

Belgians also invented some technology like jpeg and hypertext.

i actually think this too

We did the plane too.

>tfw I'm literally doing that right now and it's not even the weekend
That hit home ameribro

Contact lenses

We were first

We did the car too.

>Tons of "cunts" here had their own TVs. Guess that means you guys didn't invent it :)
Bad analogy. It's more like saying the Chinese won the space race because they invented rocketry in the 13th century.

Now that you did invent. Good old Hoffman.

Modern education and also a sane form of protestantism (shame that Luther had better PR than Unitas Fratrum)

The happy meal, the greatest fucking invention imaginable.

Aaaand, and, the worst shit that humanity has ever witnessed, ReCapcha

First car was by germany

First plane was by the yanks or huemonkies

the germs invented the car.

space = internet, WWW = moon

britbongs saying they invented the internet is no different than americans saying they were the first in space

No.

Banks

I never said we invented the internet, I said it was truly a global collaboration.

By your logic we invented the computer?

kek, actual state of that

the only thing we can truly claim is modern sociology started by this guy ibn khaldun

yes

and no, the internet wasn't a global collaboration. It was a top secret US project until it was finished and declassified so it can spread and become more useful.

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Britbottles did invent the mechanical computer yes

Mobile phone network tech and base station based wireless data in general.

No, actually your nation invented the car. It was a steam powered one called the Rickett: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickett_(car)

I suppose if we were to ask who invented the gasoline using motorized car, it would be Benz.

You did invent the computer

The first powered car, Joseph Cugnot 1770.

We did also the steamboat.

Potatoes and white slavery.

well yeah, we created the steam engine, but obviously I meant petrol.

Americans are the absolute worst offenders of "we" usage when talking about the achievements of other people they happen to live near to.

Please, stop the lies and suck my hairy toes.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas-Joseph_Cugnot

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why is a non-country even in this thread?

fuck off muhammad

The United States Of America

?
That's a self powered car. The first known and recorded.
Now deal with your french motto, french anthem and french dialect we're actually speaking.

Shut this down, goy! Britain invented everything!

Belgium had colonies. They are more of a country than you

civilization, demogracy, politics, mathematics, debts and drama

The americans invented the first petrol powered car

Looks like a wooden cart to me. Just without a donkey.

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>not maami sauna

Euthanasia Roller Coaster

No, Mexico invented the first petrol powered car.

Whatever, kiddo.

He's behind the camera

Scotland

Capitalism

Steam Engine and Television in close pursuit

Americans invented ketamine.

Thank you based yanks!

Schrödingers Equation
Discovery of cosmic rays
Alkali battery (co-invented with a leaf)
Printed circuit board
Internal combustion engine
Kaplan turbine
Psychoanalysis
Discovery of blood groups and rhesus factor