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Belarus - Serbian friendship edition

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is that the guy who got you bombed?

Good evening, lads

Lukashenko ?

The fuck ?

No.


evening family

Treća za kjuti manekene iz Cecinih spotova.

>nice area
>latin letters
which v4 country is this, i place my bets on czech

you win

How easy is to find a girl in Russia that is virgin and never kissed anyone?

Cutest one is in this vid

youtube.com/watch?v=W_ppC5iKbK4

>mfw serbia is going to be annexed in my lifetime

Threadly reminder to the Moor that this is /slav/, not /Rus/.

Hahahah, ne. Bane i drvoseča su deset liga iznad.

>suicide zashquarence t shirt

/rus/ +1,5 serbia +1,5 slovenia +1,5 bulgaria

As our bosnian brothers would say

Kontam da bi bio sevap pojebat ovu

rate this area
on our high school trip to czech we stayed here. i went out to explore it and got lost in the commie blocks until some random chinese girl helped me find the way back rofl

Slovenia has at least three people posting, which makes for 1/10th of their population.
Serbia has two, me and the leg fag.

But us?

There is also communist croat who spams PLAKEM and a serb who spams PLAKEM as well

plakem

Eh I also remember a Serb from Kosovo (Zvecan iirc) Macedonian Serb, Normal Macedonian, and shitposting bulgar macedonian

Also one normal bulgar and one shitposting bulgar.

There was plakem Russian as well
And tatar russian

And all Belarus posters are bros.

ne plakem, hohokem

>Macedonian Serb, Normal Macedonian, and shitposting bulgar macedonian

I am all three of them.

...

Cool, now we also have two schizophreniac guys.

i know, just memeing

I am shitposting bulgar macedonian

that part of Prague is shit, but Hostivař park is nice, used to go there with my doggo

Post doggo :3

It's a dog park ?

So that's why they took Macedonians there!

Kek, that was a really stupid joke.

I don't have pics of him on my phone, sadly
he looked similar to picrel, but also had a bit of alaskan malamute in him

Some things you can't resist in life.
Bad jokes, easy women and a nice, cold beer.

I accidentally saw a friend from my local hood in central prague, just bumped into the guy, we didn't know we were both in prague, it was almost romantic

Czech is most disgusting Slavic language, IMHO.

Nice doge

...

That's Bulgarian, though

Oh, yeah, we forgot the Czech hating Russian dude

Russian bydlo from kolhoz on picture, lol.

And the Slovenian meme forcer

How many of you would have the balls to fight me if I saw you in real life? I estimate you last 25 seconds before I drop you face down on the floor

I'm a living meme. Look at my flag

I think nobody here thinks otherwise.

I will crush you with my huge gut

kek, went on Erasmus abroad only to bump into my HS classmate there
world is small, huh?

Choď do píče vole ty rusáku vydrbanej, celej den doma chlastáš vodku, honíš si péro celej den nad dětským pornem s ruskýma holčičkama a pak píšeš sračky na net vole.

Don't listen to traktor boy, he's a cuck for serbia and even learned ru**ian

>abroad

For whatever reason would you leave Czechia ?

Are there student chicks anywhere that are better ?

where did you go my nigga

...

And the Bulgarian trying to bait serbs for some reason

How triggered do you get by this song about cefurji being sung in Upper Carniola by Slovenes ?

youtube.com/watch?v=sFSMiVaTclQ

that's like, all of them.

you forgot about me the urban belgrade boy

Also, translation to Slovak which you like even through it is like 95 percent the same:

Choď do piče ty rusák vydrbaný, celý deň doma chlastáš vodku, honíš si kokot celý ďeň nad detským pornom s ruskými dievčatkami a potom píšeš sračky na net.

(did not use "vole" as it is not used in Slovak)

> high school trip to czech
are you fckin oligarch???

I'm talking about the Bulgarian Macedonian.

We're not counting fags.

*typo correction
Choď do piče ty rusák vydrbaný, celý deň doma chlastáš vodku, honíš si kokot celý deň nad detským pornom s ruskými dievčatkami a potom píšeš sračky na net.

That's typical for ex yu schools, excursions to Europe.

We probably baited you once and dropped it

Sure you did, honey.

dude, it's called ekskurzija

you get to go to nice places

italy, czech, hungary, france.

That were my 4 years in highschool

i though you guys are poor except Zlovenia

It's close. We went to like every state in yurop but those trips are shit because they last a few days to a week

How is this a song about čefurs?!

0% triggered

my clan bros are tracking your IP atm

some friends went and they came back pretty hyped, so I decided to try it out
would recommend
>Are there student chicks anywhere that are better ?
Erasmus chicks in general tend to have pretty relaxed attitude when it comes to sex
fun fun fun

picrel

мpaзь

What are you even saying, u hate us because I made you butthurt?

2/3 of slovaks and czechs wanted to stay united.

Who let this break up even happen??!!

we are.
Doesn't mean you can't go on excursions.

First 4 grades of primary schools are usually a week somewhere in our own country

next 4 are usually region, or somewhere close like italy.

high school is international.


it's about Serbs.
specifically Krajina Serbs from Kordun region

greedy politicians
as always

isn't average salary in Belgrade around 200-300 euro??

j*ws

Wow, that's impressive.

is that Denmark or Norway flag ?

Yeah I'd guess so about the chicks, just wondered why you'd leave czechia, aren't you girls super casual about it too ?


Belgrade ?
Fuck no.
Serbia ? 399e

Cмpт зa Cpби и Pycи.

My attempt to make a latin alphabet for Russian.

Dva.č - eto sistema forumov, gdě možno obščať sia bystro i svobodno, gdě ľubaja točka zrěnija imějėt pravo na žizn'. Zděs' nět registracji i popisyvať sia nė nužno, choťa eto nė izbavľajėt vas ot nėobchodimosti sobľudať pravila.

>How many of you would have the balls to fight me if I saw you in real life? I estimate you last 25 seconds before I drop you face down on the floor
pic rel, me and my armour

Toгaш шo мaјкa бapaш тyкa?

Those are not čefurs. Čefurs are the ones who live in Slovenia.

and how much was for one trip to europe?

>is that Denmark or Norway flag
wew serbian education. Maybe you should've taken fewer trips.

100% Бyгapин oвдe, Бyгapи нe oпpaвдyвa пpиcycтвo.

Murder of Alexander Dubček (yeah, a "car accident" with suspiciously damaged brakes happens to kill the single left wing politician who was not a complete shithead in Czechoslovakia).

Aј cпpeми ce yтpe cи нa шкoлo. Пa кoгa ќe нayчиш кaкo дa збopиш вpaти ce дa пpoбaш пaк.

Bы пpoдaлиcь зaпaдy, и y вac eбaнyтaя лaтиницa

norge

>aren't you girls super casual about it too ?
they are not super conservative, but definitely not as easy as Erasmus (or even Norwegian) chicks, surprisingly
met quite a few Serbians there, too btw

Don't you go to nice places as well family ?

ah.

Plus even for people who couldn't afford to pay, you usually pay in rates.

a couple of rates of 3-4-5k RSD, which would be 30-50e, and it's all good senpai

Overall it's pretty cheap, because schools get a discounts from those countries for educational trips like this.

So it comes out pretty cheap, you usually end up spending about the same amount or more when you're there (in high school at least)

it was a joke, because their flags are so similar
kinda like dutch and croat


yugo refugees are common in Norway, Sweden and shit

Traitors all of them to be honest.

M*čiar

Ce шaлaм pипчe, cpбoмpзeњe e зa Шиптapи и Хpвaти лмao

Latinica ne nužna desu

>yugo refugees
I meant Erasmus students
there were like 6 Serb qts in my norwegian class

good for you all

I remember czech bureaucrats got rejected my firend's tourist visa

>Erasmus
Is that even possible ?
We're not part of the EU at all.

It wasn't available when I was a student :(

Aбe ниe cмe зaпaд дa нe миcлиш cмe opиeнтaлци

Mečiar nás poriadne ojebal, hlavne staršiu generáciu s ich jebnutými komunistickými snami.

We do, but not as nice as you. I don't know for other high schools but we went (excluding the "matura trip") to Italy (Florence and Forni di Sopra), Austria (Vienna) and Germany (Munich). All of these being closer to Slovenia than those you had to Serbia.

I know my friend went on an erasmus master programme
I could have done it too but I didn't like what I'd be studying there
Don't know If it is possible during the undergrad studies though
Also, I doubt it is as fun during the masters, I reckon everyone who goes on those is a bit more serious about studying and less likely to just go around drinking and having sex

sorry to hear that
cizinecká policie are a bunch of cunts

probably some other exchange program then
hell if Iranian guy managed to get there, why shouldn't Serbians be able to?

>hlavne staršiu generáciu s ich jebnutými komunistickými snami.
těmhle hovnům by mělo být odebráno volební právo
bez vyjímky