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Garbage

HAHAHA /CUM/ is gay, /cum/ love he

Are you goddamn serious

it was all about... nothing.

Oh well. Thanks, Trump

Good edition.

Good lad.

Bad lads.

I got your genitive case right here!
*whips out cock's*

You're still going to build the wall Jose

/cum/ is fum

*takes the price of the wall out of Mexico's foreign aid*
hehe

*slap bass solo*
bowm nowm bowmp bow bow bowmp

Or we could just take it out of the remittances from illegal laborers to mexico.

I know.

I'm a pro-trump now

Ayyyy you fatsos and maracas and leafs take your hands off of her

dont beat me up

im innocent !

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o rly

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Ur so cute cana-chan!!!!

gratz

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People who need to be gassed:
ALL weebposters
The German
The Dutch guy
ALL namefags and tripfags
The Russian attention whore

YOU MAKE ME WANNA CRY

you forgot all poms

and whiny faggots like you

this is straight from a roald dahl book

What a good day to be alive

youtube.com/watch?v=8-sAczfwDAU

ehehehe

top meme

your mom is straight from a roald dahl book

Good taste in burger

you forgot /cum/ posters

Sounds like you wanna get gassed too

>tfw taking community college politics class

End it please.

Tbhlads

ooof
who threw that !!?

Is that you posting?

give me a double helping

Is Boris worth taking three days off work

teach me how to play hearthstone, /cum/

yes

>skrt skrt on a bitch nigga
what did he mean by this

sent ;)

my back hurts

hi

hey

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Huh
What was that?

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Who else should I add to this list

Cute Nationalism 2024

Russia: Natalia Poklonskaya
America: Ivanka Trump
France: Marion Le Pen
Canada: Lauren Southern

>girl interrupts professor on first day because he was a few minutes over the end of class

>Shows up 10 minutes late the next class and spends entire lecture texting, leaving to the bathroom in the middle

Why even go to college or take courses you will obviously fail?

How do I find a cute MeJicana who will go explore Mayan ruins with and share some Dorilokos while we watch the sun set over the pyramids?

Raining right now.

Hope the power goes out so mummy has to get me Taco Bell.

same

>when the gf asks for sex

Literally going to apply to build the wall.

I'm going to apply to ICE.

>America builds a wall
>wind reaches speed that is stronger than the average Mexican bean induced fart
>collapse

loool American building quality

>abusing the public purse and the tax payer to build a fucking enormous wall.

It's not very conservative, tbhfam. The only thing we need to do is completely shut off entitlement programs( including welfare, housing, public school, food stamps, federal and state scholarships, etc) and 90% of them will be trying to hop the boarder back to mexico. That or Canada.

>tfw no gf

Southwestern US or Mexico

you create assumptions, believe them and then laugh at em?
lol

I don't think people can jump that far

It's not going to be Attack on Titan levels of tall. It's probably going to be at the Israel-Palestine level, except for maybe a tourist area where it's more ornate.

lol

I have an IQ of 196 and am seeking a roommate of my same mental capacity with whom I can engage in casual conversations about quantum mechanics and theoretical astrophysics. I am smarter than 99% of the people I encounter; however being as insanely smart as I am can be quite a burden. For instance, I can never win arguments because the reason I'm right is too complex to explain within the attention span of my opponent. Alas, nobody understands my plight. I often stay up at night reading Chaucer and contemplating the repercussions of false philosophy. I love astounding everybody in the library by finishing a 419 page novel in just under 100 minutes. I am also a passionate artist and musician. Just earlier I heard a door squeak a melodic minor 7th, something only a true musician would realize. Last night I wrote a poem while in a club. Of course I of all people would stop dancing in the middle of a dance floor at 11:40 at night and start to ponder about the decay of our society. How disquieting the institution of superficiality in contemporary culture is. We exist in a zeitgeist bastardization of those principles our forefathers strove to exemplify. If you're going to be my roommate you must enjoy classical, enchanting tunes; not the talentless, computerized sounds that the modern generation "listens" (if you can even call it that) to. You must also agree with me on the following points:
- The black race holds itself back, and is not being held back by other races
- The middle east needs to go
- Gender identity issues are a mental illness
- You 100% can work your way out of poverty, people who think otherwise are just lazy and thus show why they are in poverty.
If you meet all of my qualifications, I will potentially consider you as a possible roommate.

P.S. I could have gotten more intellectual with my profound vocabulary but decided to dumb it down so that your lesser minds could fully comprehend the meaning of my words.

If there is a wall will Tijuana hookers still be cheap?

>more ornate
yeah you know some, stairs that go to the top as a ''symbolic decoration''...
:^)

>tfw no gf

yes

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I don't want a gf

How butthurt is Shillary and the liberal media right now senpaitachi?

i don't know if i want or even need a gf

Need a Turkish gf buds

>tfw no gf

>tfw no gf + no fap
Only half way to the goal and things are getting really weird already.

>tfw no gf

I need a healer Swiss gf buds

"a" turkish gf or "that" turkish gf, you disgusting weeb?

me playing fps's desu

Need me a """gf"""" buds

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commit suicide

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

marge is hot

GFs are easy, just stop being fat and stop liking anime.

I'M OUTSIDE OF YOUR WINDOW

>suci
What did she mean by this

>stop liking anime
I'm not gay user

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Well 90% of /cum/ posters are gay than

my tuuuuuuummy hurts

my tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummy hurts

waaay too high
probably around 60-70%

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>School starts and at least 60% of /cum/ posters are absent
hmm