Italy... :(

Italy... :(

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we have san marino and vatican

>Philippines
>Not with us

Nobody speaks spanish in the Philippines.

>Portugal below France
bullshit

it has ethiopia

They had Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, New York, New Jersey, Sao Paolo and a state in Mexico (don't remember which one)

And Switzerland fucking pizza

Ethiopia? Italian Somaliland?

oh right,ticino niggers

When are we invading Argentina and Uruguay and forcing them to speak our superior language?

>Argentina
we don't speak italian
we have no shared history with italy
we have no italian culture
we have no relation with italy ethnically or racially

drop the bshit
i'm tired of Sup Forums assraping our national identity with misinformed posts.

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHU

wikipedia says 60% of your cunt has italian origins,all famous argentinians have italian surnames top keks

There are like 10 italian surnames in this list.

Italy has many, many surnames, so most Italians don't have a common surname

you motherfucker, you just don't simply take info from wikipedia and use it as a fact
in any university you'd be kicked right in the ass for using wikipedia as a valid source.

i read somewhere that italy is the country with the most diverse surnames in the world,meanwhile spaniards all have the same surnames almost like the chinese

>this triggers the spaniard

>all these names ending with EZ
And I was here thinking that hues had bad surnames.

So... you like us?

>this triggers the spaniard
t. el brayan rodriguez from la matanza

no

You can see a lot of portuguese surnames too
>Acosta
>Paiva
>Sosa
>Ferreira
They're pretty common here too

>San Marino
>Malta

it's cozy :3

Only people with spanish surnames in argentina are mestizos and indians, my brown friend.

this, it's cool to cheer for Argentina in sports because there's a lot of Italian surnames but we don't really have any real connection.

>elections in argentina last year
>all 3 most important candidates had Italian surnames (Macri,Scioli,Massa)

>reverse muh heritage shitpost

stop

now add a cloud bubble imagining all the rome family

i don't have spanish or amerindian surname, but most argentines do
i'm just laughing at you for thinking that argentina is an italo-special snowflake country
faggot

But didn't Romans colonize France, Spain and Poortugal, making their achievements indirectly Italy's too?

Technically Italy should be standing in front of them in that pic.

Italians =/= Romans

suck my dick

nothing personnel kid

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_the_Philippines

It's not 1896 anymore Jose

They have Romania :^)

>hurrr durrrr their heritage

>Sao Paolo
Holy shit at least try. It's Paulo.

We really don't.

It would be better than any French colony though.

>he thinks Italians are Romans
>he probably thinks he's a Hunn or a Magyar
lol

Do they even speak Italian there or is it all Romansch?

They speak italian in Ticino.

>African shitholes

DARKNESS MY OOOOLD FRIEND...

they speak italian and the ticino dialect i think

Nice maymay.

Well, it could be worse
I guess

they speak Italian with some made up words, few to be honest but it's kinda fun.

(pic)

Romansch is kill

They-a speak-a the italian-a and tha tincino!! i think-a *gestures*

is that a basketball player?

>Italians =/= Romans
But then what are they then?

>he probably thinks he's a Hunn or a Magyar
nope, I'm well aware technically we're slavs who speak a meme language.

o albertao barbosao saudaji cacao maravilhao

Meh, we just it call it "San Pablo" anyways.

we're rapebabbies according to Sup Forums.

A good poet and a politician actually

we're all rapebabies and cucks

Italians are based, I miss them desu.

That's normal, actually. We also do things like saying "São Francisco" in Califórnia, or "Sevilha" in Espanha. I think these ways of saying things the way we do are correct and have been agreed upon a long time ago.

Somalia is a cute box of sand :3

but can he dunk on Lebron?

DEY WUZ ROMANZ N SHIT
DEY WUZ BUILDIN DEM MON-YU-MENTS WHILE DEY WHITE ASS CAVEMAN GERMANS WAS TAKIN BATHES IN DEY SHIT
ROMANZ EXPANDED DEY HOOD ACROSS EUROPE
BRITAIN THOSE TEA FRUITY BITCH CRACKAS WAS PRANCING AROUND IN DEY WOMEN'S CLOTHES WHILE ROMANZ WAS FUCKIN EM IN ASS

Settle down macaco.

I don't know, can you?

I'm not a negro.

#64274214

fuck off cunt

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>we're rapebabbies according to Sup Forums.

That's pretty easy to put to a test. What'd happen if you put a few modern Italians next to Roman statues? Will they have similar features, or not at all? If you dressed them up as Romans, could they pass?

>we hungarians would fail these tests, since we're quite obviously not chinks anymore
>finns are though, lol

i hate spanish so fucking much
ugly, spic language

I have colorblindness so I confuse latvia with hungary

this so goddamn much

t. Joao and Alberto Barbossa

Brownskin detected

Good son

Trust me when I say that portuguese is the worst western romance language.

I like it, can't understand shit tho

HOY WEON QE PASA UNA VELA CABRON JAJAJA BOLUDO PENDEJO HIJITO DE PERA

t. Pablo Juanito Taco and Burrito

How well do you understand spanish?

mamma mia!
*gestures hands*
sure these-a romance-a a-speakerasa -aspeaka laika filtha!!
*makes pepperoni pizza*

>trusting a pizzaiolo with no colonies

very well but I have studied it for 9 years now.

We're all latin brothers

AJAHJAJAAJAJAJ HIJO DE PUTA DE MIERDA MACACO PELOTUDO MACACO LA PUTA MADRE BOLUDO BRASILEÑÕ NEGRO DE MIERDA MACAQUITO QUE PASA BOLUDO TOCO Y ME VOY

this 2bh

>toco y me voy

I laughed hard
wena

Word
Its strange, since spanish are portuguese are very similar

>desculpa, sei que és espanhol, não falo muito bem, podes-me só passar aí essa caneta?
NOTINTIENDO
>*ahem* la pluma
¿¿¿¿QUE??? ¿¿¿¿LA PLUMA??¿?¿?¿?

once again, lusophones proving they behave like literal monkeys

Actually Celts wore trousers which, according to Romans was one of the most barbarous things a man could do.

I can understand written Portuguese, the way people from Portugal speak is hard though, I can understand Brasilian better.

>poortuguese

language of retards

your former colony is richer than all spanish colonies combined
you can be proud

ANDA A LA CANCHA BOBOOOOO

>wearing trousers

shiggy

No soy otro user pero a mì también me resulta un poquito difícil entender el portugués. Claro que el castellano y el portugués son muy semejantes, pero los portugueses tienen vocales raras.

JAKSJKASJKASJKASJKAS

unlike hispanophones, which have /lat/, notoriously known for being the most mature general ever

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el portogANO........

drink the stick cat

A CANDLE

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