/brit/

literary appreciation edition

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Were the Romantics left wing or right wing?

korean pop

Far left

alri

yeah, because that is exactly what that image was trying to communicate you fucking idiot

only oldfags will remember this meme

few too many yank flags :/

got a head ache from wanking too much

>yank OP
>yank post
>gook post
>yank post
>yank post
>yank post
ah yes very impressive so called "brit" thread

was reading that timeline last night. literally terrifying

business idea: market a line of plain white shirts with literal shit stains as high-fashion

we takin over this general white boi

sorry i'll leave then...

haha cunt, it's been over 24 hours and i've abstained from wanking

get bent nerd

t. hipster teenagers who discovered Sup Forums 2 weeks ago

I don't mind the odd one but 6 in a row is taking the piss

just got denied admission to the school of life, lads

"didn't want me bringing down the test score average" they said

literally all me

Except that's exactly what it's saying you fat twat.

It's a shit, old meme pushed by #StayWoke types and you've fallen for it. Tragic

Plain clothing doesn't mean cheap clothing

what was your go-to outfit for the year 5 disco lads?

Romanticism is inherently left wing

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can the /brit/ music experts please rate my plan and tell me what must see acts

It's okay you can always do a foundation course at the university of life.

love it when the anime degen doesn't get his thread and gets all passive aggressive

Joke's on you, I discovered Sup Forums years ago and I'm 22.

wasn't steve jobs' jumper custom issey miyake

oh okay so the image was trying to convey that if I wear $10 shoes then I will instantly become a billionaire? thanks, didn't interpret it that way at first

Heard news that mummy Inc. are currently hiring, full time.

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>Joke's on you, I discovered Sup Forums years ago and I'm 22.

Doing a re-education of WWI.

>poetry

Red, red wine
Goes to my head
Makes me forget that I
Still need her so

Red, red wine
It's up to you
All I can do, I've done
But memories won't go
No, memories won't go

RIP

only trying to make you jealous x

Yes, and Cuckerberg's outfits are custom made cashmere things, think they might be by Loro Piana.

No, but you're trying to make out that wealthy people spend bollocks all on clothing to make yourself feel better

natasha

SOMEONE FUCKING REPLY TO ME
WE STARVING OUT HERE

>stevie g

liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk

how long is her dick?

reminds me of this

I haven't made a post all thread?

i've been given a 15 quid voucher in jd, scotts, or 'tessuti'
whats on the shopping list fellas
unironically love this tune

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Normie?

would a normie do this?

*bangs head on a table*
*waits for you to say something while pretending i'm not hurt*

This cannot be real

10^10^10^56

Estimated time for random quantum fluctuations and quantum tunnelling to generate a new Big Bang.

Because the total number of ways in which all the subatomic particles in the observable universe can be combined is 10^10^115, a number which, when multiplied by 10^10^10^56, disappears into the rounding error, this is also the time required for a quantum-tunnelled and quantum fluctuation-generated Big Bang to produce a new universe identical to our own, assuming that every new universe contained at least the same number of subatomic particles and obeyed laws of physics within the range predicted by string theory.

More simply, by this time the entire life cycle of the universe, from Big Bang to final energy state to rebirth, will have repeated the same number of times as all possible combinations of subatomic particles in the observable universe.

woah-
that's a bit....
are we allowed to post stuff like that?

Great tune and if you already havent give the video a watch its qual x

youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

>scroll down
>a yank is responding to me

ignore the anti-anime autist, can't have them sperging out anymore.

If you've never cut yourself, you're pretty much a normie.

If I was a billionaire, I would just buy what I wanted, not really into gaudy shit though so most of my clothing would be on the lower end of the scale than plenty normies pay, like I would still only pay maximum 50 quid for trainers, but I wouldnt shy away from shelling out a few thousand on a suit. Mostly I would just wear sweatpants and flip flops though

ayo mandem

mandem

get this

there's a jam in the scarborough ends

bare cattie tings are making way

you wanna reach?

>why isn't my hyper-realistic WWI simulator with automatic weapons strewn all over the place being as accurate to the source material as possible!?

noel gallagher any good live

does he play oasis

>10^10^10^56

>Estimated time for random quantum fluctuations and quantum tunnelling to generate a new Big Bang.

>Because the total number of ways in which all the subatomic particles in the observable universe can be combined is 10^10^115, a number which, when multiplied by 10^10^10^56, disappears into the rounding error, this is also the time required for a quantum-tunnelled and quantum fluctuation-generated Big Bang to produce a new universe identical to our own, assuming that every new universe contained at least the same number of subatomic particles and obeyed laws of physics within the range predicted by string theory.

>More simply, by this time the entire life cycle of the universe, from Big Bang to final energy state to rebirth, will have repeated the same number of times as all possible combinations of subatomic particles in the observable universe.

literal drivel

youtube.com/watch?v=gStHOp_kyq0

who's the bitch in this pic?
i really want to jam my dick in that mouth

never got the love for her

We yanks gotta stick together

if i was a billionaire i'd give myself about 2-3 years before my inevitable death from a cocaine related heart attack also brought on by endless sex with supermodels

It's real.

Why does everyone on /brit/ have some shit taste in music? Youre all absolute fucking runts

>quiet and awkward with girls (alone) when sober
>whisky dick when I drink

What the fuck do I do?

lads, so what irony level is 'dora posting currently at?
Lost track awhile ago.

this is my new gimmick, im giving it to you to look after, /brit/
please use it well

they had automatic weapons in wwi fucking dumbass

shes 11 you freak

I despise gaudy, showy crap, the flashiest item of clothing I own is a Thom Browne shirt with a small tricolour stripe.

I agree with you and the yank in that if I was so wealthy I literally never had to leave my house unless I wanted to off road a Ferrari or travel somewhere, I'd pretty much always dress like a slob, but if you're going into a certain career then obviously the way you dress matters. Also, you could just be into clothing as a hobby (a relatively inexpensive hobby to be honest)

stick your bollocks under a hot iron

just be yourself

2

a) stop being an autist
b) viagra

youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8LHd01CyM
her or her music
i like both

ryan newman

honestly im pretty good at astrophysics but i have no fucking idea what quantum tunneling is.

The universe being cyclical makes sense though.

gets us no closer to how existence came to be in the first place though, which is like all time #1 mind boggler

tie an elastic band around your dick when drinking so no alcoholic blood reaches your piece.

yes you snivelling little yank, everyone had one it was great

>lads, so what irony level is 'dora posting currently at?
>Lost track awhile ago.

baaaaby i like your style

*snaps fingers*
I got you, mate

youtube.com/watch?v=2wKxZmYT4Cw

doesn't viagra last hours? sound uncomfortable desu

plus viagra in my 20s is a depressing though

hhhmmmmm, will give this a go, thanks doc.

I don't think people care so much about it being unrealistic, they care because it's clearly got a political motivation.

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>snivelling little yank

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son.

coke and speed

>honestly im pretty good at astrophysics

her

don't like that snout she's got

>adapting weaponry to suit the demands of a first person shooter
>taking soldiers from a white country and making them black with absolutely no reasonable justification
fine line you silly cunt

desu I don't rlly like seeing the flag of any nation disrespected, pretty trashy behaviour

theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/31/this-isnt-bloody-funny-jk-rowling-laments-corbyns-strong-position?CMP=fb_gu

Filthy fucking liberals

ugly slug of an oaf

literally tearing up

get cranky if i don't cum daily

speed makes my dick shrink a lot, not sure about erections doe.

coke could be the one, no time for DNM for the weekend though and street stuff is shite.

naff off pierre