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WHEN I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD

life is ruff.

Back to work in the morning. There's going to be nothing to do, I've just got to sit at my desk and make it look like I'm working.

This isn't very fun.

>get a message
>its from your operator

all purpose global weather app for the lads, only one you'll ever need

don't say I never do anything for you x

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Any lads want some maize?

>he never experienced listening to this at an illegal rave

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The post count this day last week at this time was through the fucking roof

The post count on this day is absolutely dreadful

Proof /brit/ is literally populated by secondary school and uni students

reminder that we live on a flat earth

the yanks are lying to you

wait really? is this real?

...

I don't think this was ever questioned.

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ayyy asshole waat r ya doin to my bajelle!?

Would you consider corn a fruit or veggie?

I remember when I had witch house raves in high school. grim

you realize canada is 70% as well right? and in 2016 probably even less. and yes, they count middle eastern and north africans as white as well

the world will be coffee colored with nappy hair and slanted eyes in 100 years
deal with it racists

It's the 1st of September

feeling quite sorry for Tim desu

Why does Wales even exist? Nice dragon flag you utter mongs.

*revs microwave*

t. Pedro

>72.4%
it's actually

Had a a dream last night that I had extremely long teeth

*puts on yank accent*

jeez, time sure does fly!

You're being racist against whites you bigot

sum1 gall da bolis

bummed a girl once

inspector fucking morse over here

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>you'll never have a mental one with lads of /brit/

Calm down Muhammad

absolute runt circus

Should start a kick starter and post it on plebbit, his 50 videos a day would be a novelty to the plebbitors and tim would have a buzzfeed article about him and camera crew messing up his selfie shot trying to get into his frame all the time

>ywn listen to gabber with a bunch of skinheads on ecstasy

TIL: EU bad! UK good!

I hate the EU now!

done it a few weeks ago lmao

smoked 42 cigarettes today

only one more day

Any Islington lads around here?

ah yes, well done mate
you can go back to /cum/ now

I don't

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Some nice girl meat there

/cum/ is too racist

like it here where we're mostly lefitsts and such

they built a pub in dedication to my willy?

>/brit/ rave up at kevs house when?

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pinch punch first day of the month

*pinches and punches you*

who are you quoting?

probably at blackpool

In Kings X right now lads

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A DITSOON

A CHARCOAL BRIQUETTE

A MOOLIGNAN

Nigger.

why not

he never asked to get schizo

>who are you quoting?

nah festival pal

haha all in good fun

that's illegal in the uk so i know you don't really say that haha

nah, derbs

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^Literally every grime/rave ponce in /brit/

Spic.

because if I have to hear his rendition of hey jude one more fucking time I might burn marlow to the ground

the cunt cannot sing, will never be able to and needs to accept this shit.

also need to spruce his videos up a little, its like he reads the same fucking script day after day after day

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is england the fat part of the uk or is that scotland? both?

feel like I need to sneeze but can't

ree

unironically this

honestly never understood the hate for nickleback

always thought they were alri

a bit cringey but who wasn't back then

except that doesn't apply to me in the slightest.

probably because rockstar was impossible to get away from for about 8 months

should i skip going camping with the friend circle to get fucked up all freshers week and try to fuck some 18 year old girls away from home for the first time?

*wraps arms around you*
night :3
*kisses you on the neck*

Women over the age of 18 have no power over me.

post british small town teenage hijinks music
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yes

*drops a bowling ball on your foot*

hey now

lads, post perfect girls

Said the NEET as his mother told him to clean his filthy room for the seventh time today

>you have no power over me, wench!

AND WE ALL JUS WANA BE A BIG ROCKSTAR AND LIVE IN HILLTOP HOUSES DRIVIN 16 CARS
THE GIRLS COME EASY AND THE DRUGS COME CHEAP
WE'LL ALL STAY SKINNY CUZ WE JUST WON'T EAT
AND WE'LL HANG OUT IN THE PRIVATE ROOMS WITH THE LATEST DICTIONARY AND TODAYS WHO'S WHO.

yowch! haha

Both.

a bit scummy to cancel now though

we are going in 2 days

>perfect

In no way should the word 'perfect' be attributed to that photo

the gf got asked to be in a stormzy video lads

not sure how i feel about this, any advice?

you ever seen anyone you know personally in porn?
I went to scouts as a young lad and one of the female scout leaders appeared in razzle.

bit of a weird thing to lie about

>tfw no sweaty dobby gf

i dunno, i wouldnt give a shite if one of my mates cancelled, and i wouldnt expect any of my mates to either

then again we wouldnt be going on a homosexual camping trip in the first place

not personally but i was introduced to a friends friend who had a bj video posted online.

it's not just guys going lad

Yeah ur ma when I rid her up the ballix and recorded it with me blackberry then uploaded it to bebo hahaha

*fires you out of a canon*

bit uncalled for

my post didnt assume it was

mate I'D FUCKING PACE HER in a 20 mile bike race and I don't give a SHIT who knows it

even if she had a roadbike and I had a mountainbike I would still win

Fuck up you twat

>homosexual camping trip

someone at my secondary school put a gold fish up her fanny and filmed it and it ended up on pornhub. Didn't watch the video though

Mommy got some 'za for din dins lads

I didn't have to cash in any good boy points either :)

that was a joke you twat

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