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Forgot about Dre edition

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nth for new order

THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS!

West
Coast
Classics

JENNA

im out of fantanos to spam on 8gag lads
new strategy needed

Miss The Godfather desu.

It was always something that I was meaning to see and now I've seen it.

It was amazing.
It was an experience like no other.
It's like skydiving or climbing Everest.

nth for Jpop

cara?

Thoughts on the new GF fellas?

would do terrible things to her entire body

Hand over the the delegates Donald

Which is healthier, being obese or smoking 20 fags a day and drinking so much you only manage to eat one big meal per day, but being skinny as a result?

DADADADADA

IT'S THE MOTHER FUCKING D R E

nth for Reviewlord

How much to replace the comical red nose with me bollocks?

Alright, who'll it be today.
*pulls out my runt-gun*
hmm
you
you
you
*does a long think*
and you
*leash you all and drags you out back*

youtu.be/MXGtILLDzhg?t=42

My ears like this.

youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw

Enjoy

...

hey guys, have you seen this video?

youtube.com/watch?v=ItZyaOlrb7E

shit's insane yo

>Could see myself fucking a trap after one pint
>Can't see myself fucking a normal man ever ever ever

Weird isn't it lads.
Maybe I'm not gay after all.

yoooohoooooo?

australia was a mistake

>when the babestation slag starts rubbing her naked fanny without realising it

I ain't a killer but don't push me.

You cigarettes have the worst taste in music.

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*Tackles the Aussie and gives him an absolutely amazing ground and pound the likes of which has never been seen before, beating his crooked Aussie head into a fine red paste*

SLAVE TRADING SCUM!

*spits on the Aussies corpse and frees the runts*

revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy

wanked now i smell like sperm

>tfw voted remain

Traps are disgusting.
t. gay

Picture paragraphs unloaded, wise words being quoted

Where in the UK can I find women who look like her

THAT SETTLES IT THEN.

I, GEORGE AGDGDGWNGO AM A HETEROSEXUAL

I think I'm getting a bit of a belly going again lads.

I don't want to go back to being fat.

What is babestation exactly?

Is it a readily accessible channel on TV over there?

t. Slappy pappolopolous

>There are fatties in this thread who don't partake in either cardio or weightlifting 5 days a week

*grabs you by the britches*

*hauls you way up high*

*then higher*

*and higher*

*and higher*

When I used to watch it they used to have two slags that would just hump each other.

One girl is boring 2bh.

Do they still do that?

>5 days a week
Where's the recovery time?

Used to wank to it back it 't day, occasionally have a nostalgia wank to it these days

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Weird lads.
Was literally tearing up before (very nearly full on cried).
You'll never guess why

Cardio days are sufficient for muscle recovery

Easter?
youtube.com/watch?v=cs7SbkGxi98

Have you ever tried Jack Daniels?

Did you like it?

Yeah. Basically horny idiots watch a woman tease them on TV then call up a premium rate sex line and get charged a ridiculous fee to talk to a "hot girl"

...

wish I could get paid to wank to a camera
even if I didn't enjoy it it would be piss easy money

Cuz ur a soft cunt who's also bent?

And it's on 'free' TV?

Bit lewd for the UK if so.

>tfw there are girls that actually get paid to wank

not me

Mon - ohp
Tue - deadlift
Wed - cardio
Thur - bench
Fri - squats
Sat - rest
Sun - rest

Yeah, there are about 10 different channels where you can call up naked girls for phone sex

Currently watching this dirty Welsh tart
babeshows.co.uk/showthread.php?tid=63865&page=30

Very rude desu.

I cried to an anime once.
And to a gay romance manga twice.

Daily - ploughing your mum x 69

would kill myself to shag that

No, no! But I'm glad you've asked!
was watching a a girl on the Chinese version of the voice doing a cover of mad world and it just hit me. Very strange

Haha what the fuck does this even mean? Those aren't even muscle groups for each day. Do you just do one exercise a day you thick cunt?

grmdaily or sbtv?

just voted yes for you xx

Well it's on Sky and Freeview, which practically every British house has

...

i get real upset when i think of my family too much
havent seen them in 3 years
im very good at putting away my emotions though for the most part

*appears on press tv after its banned for torturing a journo*
*Gets paid £20,000*

All in a days work

>age 12: everyone thought I was the next coming of einstein
>age 24: neet drop out

hmmm...really makes you think...

They still let them lez off sometimes but not as much as they used to

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*yanks your trousers and gives you the worst wedgie you've ever experienced*

been offered a part in a jazz trio
don't even like jazz

>tramp stamp tattoo
ah yes, a girl with a permanently marked on her back as a prostitute is very sexy

How do you not know what 5/3/1 is you utter waster, guarantee you don't lift

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
legitimately wish i was born a hot girl
would never become a trap or tranny but the easy money from wanking on cam, and the free attention from literally everyone would be my dream

remove the "a" from this post

A hot guy can get just as much attention for wanking on cam, it's just the people watching will be 99.9% gays.

As previously stated I lift three times a week and do cardio two days a week. What you posted was fucking retarded lad. Must be some obscure /fit/ may may.

>>tramp stamp tattoo
>ah yes, a girl with a permanently marked on her back as a prostitute is very sexy

I remember when there was a flood or some bullshit that knocked out my internet for 2 weeks. Babestation was all I had to wank to. This was like 7 or 8 years ago before smartphones were big

>>age 12: everyone thought I was the next coming of einstein
I think this is fundamentally bad for children.
It makes them complacent by telling them that.

You don't want to outright call them stupid either though.

I think best thing you can do is convince them they're like everyone else. That there's nothing special about them whatsoever.

That way they'll gain a work ethic because they know it's the only way they'll pull ahead because they have no god given gift.

Calling your kid a genius is the worst thing you can do to him.

Happened to me and lucky I realised it was BS when I was 12.

For others it happens way too late.

Nah, I'd hate to be born a girl.

It would legit be worse in so many ways it's actually funny. Besides, men are disgusting, I'd hate the though of having to shag one.

Part II is excellent as well. RIP Frank Pentangeli.

youtube.com/watch?v=OL5DX05gNNk

Mad world init fellas

>The Black Prince's Ruby is a large, irregular cabochon red spinel weighing 170 carats (34 g) set in the cross pattée above the Cullinan II at the front of the Imperial State Crown.[1] The spinel is one of the oldest parts of the Crown Jewels of the United Kingdom, with a history dating back to the middle of the 14th century. It has been in the possession of England's rulers since it was given in 1367 to its namesake, Edward the "Black Prince"

> Lacking the power to put down the revolt unaided, Don Pedro made an alliance with the Black Prince, the son of Edward III of England. The revolt was successfully put down and the Black Prince demanded the ruby in exchange for the services he had rendered.

>During his campaign in France, Henry V of England wore a gem-encrusted helmet that included the Black Prince's Ruby.[8] In the Battle of Agincourt on October 25, 1415, the French Duke of Alençon struck Henry on the head with a battleaxe, and Henry nearly lost the helmet, along with his life. The battle was won by Henry's forces and the Black Prince's Ruby was saved. Richard III is supposed to have worn the gemstone in his helmet at the Battle of Bosworth, where he died.

>Henry VIII's inventory of 1521 mentions "a great balas ruby" set in the Tudor Crown.

> It remained there until the time of Oliver Cromwell in the 17th century. Cromwell had the principal symbols of the king's power – the Crown Jewels – disassembled and sold.

>It came back into the possession of Charles II when the monarchy was restored in 1660

are you me
used to be top of my class then i was like fuck it

You should get a load of this show on Channel 4

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Fast forward to 5:45 for the good stuff

Your routine:

Mon: lift a pile of spunk into arse
Wed: lift chocolate cake in ya gob
Fri: lift some items from the shop you fat bent thieving bastard

imagine being a girl and you just suddenly start bleeding out of your cunthole one day.
would probably freak me out

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

stellar post

Having a long dose of softcore will refresh your appetite for hardcore

nah, they know what's coming because they get told by every single female in their life since the age of about 5
t. gf

tfw no hyper sexual low class gf

Yeah, when I say The Godfather I'm referring to the trilogy.

Really don't like you assuming I was just talking about one film.

You should probably not be so rude to people in the future.

*starts to cry and runs home*

whenever I need a laugh I go on pornhub and type in "nigger" and watch the videos where the girls are saying shit like "oh yeah, fuck me you nigger, give me that nigger dick"

>the trilogy
>Part III