How did you have sex last time?

How did you have sex last time?

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Is that your mom?

with a spic in my bed without a condom

The girl was pretty slutty and mentally unstable tbqh.

with my now ex on her bed

>mentally unstable tbqh
what girl isn't?

8 years and 9 months ago

Got drunk with a girl I thought was a lesbian but was just bi.

I've never had sex before.

t. 19 year old :(

How come? With all the feminism and slutty behaviour girls it shouldn't be that hard.

me on top of her, her legs between her and my stomach

How or when?

If it's how, we did it in several positions.

I prefer regular old missionary to be honest. Doggy requires too much leg strengh, I'm not into her being on top, so it's either missionary, or that one position where she is belly down.

Both those positions are top notch.

In summary. It was done in missionary and doggy only.

I lost my virginity at 22. Then afterwards I started to get laid regularly.

Don't worry. Wizardry only comes to those who make an effort.

1. Very strict Catholic upbringing, I still think sex is bad and when girls make advances I automatically block is
2. Because of #1 and spending my entire childhood in religious schools, I never had exposure to girls so I pretty much go full retard when talking to them.

Thanks. Any advice on how to approach girls ho seem interested in me?

I lost my virginity at 20, fucked about 25 girls since then, (Im 33 now). Just focus in your game, social activities and get fit.

With your mom

I think everyone has their own way of getting girls.

In my opinion it depends on whether she's a friend or not. If she's a friend ask her out. There has to be chemistry. Towards the end of your first date try to be somewhere where you can kiss her. By the third date ask if she wants to watch a movie at your place, which is the day you're going to have sex.

If you don't know her, then I really don't have that much advice. I'm not good with girls I don't know. Only girls from tinder. But girls from tinder I found that if you apply the same strategy you get success.

Don't stress too much. These things in time resolve themselves. Also if you can fuck a hooker. That helped me tons. Not joking.

Total unrelated question

My dick is 16 centimeters / 6.2 inch so average according to the internet but still looks small as fuck compared to the millions of dicks I have seen since I discovered porn.

does everyone have a huge bong or something?

19 years isn't even that bad you fucking cuck
you have until 20 to date 17 year olds and get a 50/50 shot of landing a virgin.

Come back and complain when you're a 25 year old khv whose only option are used up whores.

Got a bj from a fat chick. Nearly two years ago.

Everyone in porn has a lot larger dick.

The last time I had sex was back in January.
Me and her were spooning in bed and my dick was pressed close against her ass. She started grinding against my dick and then grabbing it with her hand and taking my boxers off.
I fucked her from behind in spooning position, whatever the fuck that technique is called. And I used my hands to rub her clit while I did it for double pleasure.

She came like crazy but I couldn't cum and kept trying until I just lost my boner and we went back to sleep.
It went so good only to end so shitty for me.

>She came like crazy but I couldn't cum and kept trying until I just lost my boner and we went back to sleep.
Maybe if you stopped watching porn three times a day this wouldn't happen.

porn uses really short guys and midget girls and distorting angles to make cocks appear huge

Gast... ben je serieus ofwa? Je weet toch ook wel waarom die knullen aan keiharde porno doen.

Lengte is meer dan genoeg, het is letterlijk zoals de miems zeggen "het is wat je ermee doet wat belangrijk is".(een dikke lul is ook een plus punt)

Not him, but it seems like whenever I look around in the locker room everybody has 4 inch schlongs soft! Surely my 7" erect can't be average in this country.

juicy MILF

I know but it also looks small with amateur porn stuff. I don't know, might be the camera angle or something.
I think I have a pencil dick with 12 cm / 4.8 inch circumstance but that's also average according to the internet.

hard to avoid when you shitpost on Sup Forums all day desu :^)

Fucked my husband yesterday for my birthday 2bh.

I had sex with my ex around Christmas. Broke up a few days later after I went through her phone : (.

I have anxiety issues and I don't like going on dates and stuff. Having so much pressure and facing rejection, having to know how to make the right steps especially with some submissive bitch who won't give you any indication that she likes you and basically just wants you to rape her.

I'm sound like a faggot but Getting sex is too much work.

>Im 33 now

everyone has 4" schlongs because you're the only faggot that's erect in a locker room

You know what growers are right? Mine is small when soft but big when erect.

Yeah, I know. It was partly fapping too much and partly anxiety about my performance

All the times I've had sex I either couldn't get fully hard, or couldn't cum.

Shit sucks.

Internally

I think you both missed the point. I am a grower. Aren't all white people? If they're 4" soft, wouldn't they be 10" hard at the very least?

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I started coming here when I was 30. Being here is funnier than social media drama anyway. Most post are utter shit, but sometimes you find something interesting.

Ha. Hahaha.
Wizard in training reporting in. 24, just learned my first cantrip.
>mfw can clean one square foot of moderately soiled material at a time with magic alone
Worth it.

ok, it's really funny sometimes here

Only ever had sex once and that was with my cousin when we were 13

I'm a wizard.

Iktfb

my girlfriend came over to my place and we fuck till she sucked every little drop of energy out of my body.

Pfffft, 19? You have plenty of fucking time.

You gotta get outta there, man. Succubi are no joke.
Once you're drained down to a negative CON modifier, poof, it's all over.

I lost my virginity at 25, so there's still time.

>last time

I'm 20 and am still a virgin, I only get hit on by gays it sucks, all the girls in my country either want Chad or a black guy only, they don't like Nordic manlets at all like me

>

Im black and I lost my virginity at 21 (im 24 now)

also dont blame you not being able to get laid on your height lad or my race. I believe in you. srs. Youre going to make it.

get on tinder or just approach girls.

dont blame yourself*

haha nigger

>tfw no more gf

>nordic
>manlet
the milkman is laughing

At least I'm an American nigger.

you're a nigger painted the wrong color living a 3rd world country.

Yea I think it's because I was autistic and shy up until age 17, and by then I knew I was going to move from Southern California to North Dakota in 2 years so any attractive females that were in to me I had to reject to avoid a relationship , ,now that I'm up here I've noticed that chicks really don't like to be hit on, and there are a ton of girls my age who have half white half black kids, I was considered pretty strongly built in Cali though but up here you have so many huge guys working in the oil fields so I get dwarfed I suppose.

would you shoot me from yours Uzi if I called you nigger in real life?

A lot of Scandinavian people up here in North Dakota are actually around 5'7 on average, the small Finnish town people are like 5'4-5'5 here funnily enough, really makes me wonder why American Scandinavians don't grow

>now that I'm up here I've noticed that chicks really don't like to be hit on.

thats wrong breh, Most girls act like that but you have to be confident. I actually lost my virginity while I was visiting California. Im actually planning on moving out there next year hopefully. But def get on tinder if youre just trying to get yer knob wet.

Uzi? You watch too many "hood" movies. I dont have a carry permit for a weapon yet and Uzi's are illegal anyway.

>finnish
>scandinavian
murrishart education everybody

I'm at work I was going to say Asian mongoid but I had to go through a line of customers

You have to wipe the customers asses?

ok so I can call you nigger?
>Uzi's are illegal anyway
Dafug bruh, where da my liberty?

my friends (who are white) will probably beat the shit out of you.

Duh what else did you think I do? Run the till?

Why wasn't the spic wearing a condom?

ok I get you
we have our local niggers here by the way

chechens?

Same.

t. 24yo

>Also if you can fuck a hooker. That helped me tons. Not joking.
This is a pretty good place to start if you're stuck. It helped me become very comfortable with females. I started getting laid with increasing frequency a few months after that.

I will be the 24 years old Brazilian virgin in a month. I'm the last Brazilian virgin.

>what girl isn't?

I have never had sex.

Because we weren't going to see each other for a few months, we had goodbye sex. I blew him a little, then fucked him. Then we cuddled after.

I didn't. I'm 26 and I don't even know how does it feel to kiss a girl or hold a girl's hand.

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Chechens, Ingushs, Abhazians, Azerbaijanis, Georgians, Armenians, Karachi, Ossetians and so on so on
We have 7 Islam republics and about 15 millions of muslims
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laid down a chick after my buddy's wedding. it's true yall, single ladies want wiener at weddings

Because we are impregnating your women, happy 2050 senpai.

It was like a month and half ago. We rented a room in a small village in Kosovo. It was very cozy, we sipped on cockta afterwards before brushing our teeth and cuddling in bed.

Whenever i'm reminded that disgusting beaners are impregnated white American girls everywhere, it makes me wanna cry, but then i remember white Americans are the devil and deserve to be destroyed.

yeah but they are only scooping up the ugly ones that have been spurned by white bros their entire lives.

Same baka

>carry permit

laughing_arizonan.jpg

What do you do when you're in a different state that allows carry?

Why would I leave this state?

memero de mierda te veo postear siempre
te veo por colonia y te robo por pancho y rati, picá de acá ñe

>social activities
What is these
Im in school right now and all I do is study and study and lift and wonder what kind of social activities normal people do

>Be WASP
>Be at school
>Overweight Caucasian girl at desk always smiles, asks how Im doing, etc
>Politely smile back since she's fat and Im not touching that
>20 minutes later see black guy trying really hard to tap that

i didn't

In the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation