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First for Algerians are honorary asean
How have you been my fellow asean brothers?
Me? Oh I just got an awesome job in Thailand and will go in december and I went to Europe for a few weeks to do some sexual tourism.
all the asean kids are going to school soon, you won't be the first tourist to go missing in Thailand. We had a brit sexpat living there, last time we heard of him he was driving past the bombing in Bangkok. We concluded that Junta soldiers were after him and they cut off his genitals to be used as a slave prostitute.
Where is the option to be a rogue pirate state?
Just the usual dealing with corrupt chinese developers and Malay politicians backed by them, I swear we need public firing squad for lots of them.
There is also dealing with superstitious mountain folks who said that consultation with mountain spirits and fairies is needed before proceeding with development. Anyone got any idea how to distribute survey forms to mountain fairies and write report to federal govt about them?
I thought it was an accident.
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I am not too worried about the bombings and shit my man. If you survived to 90's Algeria, you can survive anything. Also I will be based in Bangkok, not in some remote island or some shit. Is it safer?
>There is also dealing with superstitious mountain folks who said that consultation with mountain spirits and fairies is needed before proceeding with development.
These indigenous cultures and superstitions are the widsom of your people before they fell for the abrahamic religions meme. I would at least hear what the mountain spirits have to say.
Our Naj Our Noy
Our Pride Our Joy
Emilia-tan a kawaii
A KAWAIII
The region is well known for scary spookies that I would rather stay away from them.
During national service the army instructors cancelled our camping plan and we marched back to our camp from the mountains at midnight because we picked the wrong spot for camping and triggered the scary spookies.
Apparently the scary spookies are kinda mad the army made their home a shooting ground and send rocket artillery flying in. The entire jungle is littered with bomb craters and bullet and shell casings.
Crusch best. Die in fire heretic
>tfw just got promoted from salarycuck into corporate lapdog
get on my level wagecucks
who design this shit? none of them even half beautiful
gtfo bisaya weeb
PUKI ?
el cebuANO
Dead general
or most of the them are already dead. I remember asean with flips posting ecstasy drug. They probably got tok tok bang bang already
???
Try to not explode, plz.
For me, this general is way too slow now. So, I'm too lazy to post anything too.
Anyway, I'm going to be wageslave too next month.
Too busy at vidya to shitpost on /asean/.
I promised to my mom I'll start a business after Trump wins anyway by November.
No can do
EXPUROOSSION
Opinion?
I've been wracking my brain as to what the fuck yoyoy is singing at 1:33
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I can hear 'grease gun' and 'time bomb' before it, but nothing of the rest.
Hey flipanons, what's the best way to carry shit around there and not get stole from? I hear pickpockets are bad. Messenger bag/shoulder bag or a backpack?
Gonna take a trip there soonish.
>No jewelry
>No watch
>No laptops
>Carry 1 bag at a time either shoulder / backpack
>Carry less than 2000 pesos get 100 peso kind, the rest by pay creditcard
>Dont carry drugs
no go for a backpack, unless you have a lock
get shoulder bag
but youre just into touristy areas it doesnt really matter
>just into touristy areas
I don't know where I'm going, user. I just know it's not Luzon. :^)
ladyboys already cream-filled by waito piggu, sorry.
but you can calm them if they become like this,
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You're safe in Davao, Samal Islands
Enjoy your stay
>year of our Lord, Jesus Christ, two thousand and sixteen
>being a LARPagan
You just have yo take it, much like the risk of getting shot and planted by drugs
palawan?
there are no bad news in palawan
17 more days
here you go.
Probably land in Cebu and travel around from there. Gonna stay like 2-3 weeks. Really have no idea where I might go. Was gonna go to Japan, but it's too fucking expensive for a borderline NEET like me.
No fanny pack? kek
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>Palma and his boss were arrested in Bacolod City after local authorities were tipped off by US Homeland Security.
HOLY SHIT CIA IS ONTO US
THERE ARE NO BRAKES IN THIS RIDE
feeling mo naman gago
Touristy areas are a prime target
Rookie mistake if you think its any safer
Its not hard to believe that someone wants to kill him or any of our Prez before
Might just be false flagging to justify their rhetoric
What is a "low end" gun parts?
t. Nogunz
Cheap shit.
Thanks, I thought its something related to firepower since local news always write "high powered" when referring to military grade weapons.
High powered is a meme. Any centerfire rifle cartridge is high-powered, as is military grade. The only difference between civilian and military weapons is a happy switch, aka full-auto or burst fire, at least in Freedomland.
Low end just means it's not built with quality parts or is a shit design in general.
>as is military grade
Meant to say that military grade is a meme.
>41
Is NSA or Service Provider wire tapping us?
>CPs were tapped
>Still use them anyway
Say its from another country so no one will question it
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Really commie tier alarming
watch me whip, watch me...
1MDB payment soon?
Its probably because military weapons is extremely rare in noguns land where airsoft can land you in jail and bullet casing possession without license can get you 5 years, most gun crimes are smuggled handguns from Thailand.
Assault rifles even more and robbery gangs with them are named after their guns eg M16 and Steyr gang.
The almost impossible to get license only covers handgun, shotgun and rifle and covers the amount of ammo you can own, once spent you have to return the spent casing to the police station and get police letter to buy more ammo.
I'm jelly of Philippines being able to own M14 and Garands when I have never even heard a gunshot.
>tfw older sister gets to shoot tons of stuff and tank ride in army camp
Fugg
Congrats wageslavery II
>levelling up to corporate wagecuck
congrats
What's gonna be your job?
Pls be a mule. You'll get to travel while working easily.
>urged, faced calls, speculated
Call me when its something concrete like a court settlement instead of complaints and speculation.
Anybody in /asean/ that lives in Baguio?
Any doctor here? What's a good medicine for sariawan?
>Assassination Plot on Duterte
IT BEGINS LAD
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Tangina, eeto simula na. Ilang mga gago kaya ang babanta sa buhay ni Duterte.
Too much nigger cock up your boipuss?
...
Asean join China to become Greater China when?
They still have ethnic rebelling against Han dynasty, the communist party is not stupid to overextend except to annex some underwater rocks.
Better pay politicians to encourage friendly policy or open the market, most would want a slice of their billion people market.
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Bah, gw kagak gaul yak, baru kenal ama ni band sekarang.
le gma teleserye memes xDDDDDD
>time.com
lmao good job duts
literally crashing this nation without survivors
>equity market
thats normal btw
>newrepublic.com
omg someone stop him!
>Sukjong Hong is reporter-researcher at The New Republic with a background in architecture and urban planning.
your news source is a chink?
wkwkwkwkwkwk
where i can learn the pc spes and their power/utility level? considering to purchase gaming desktop for minimum price and i just want to play GTA V in very low quality mode.
change the "united states" to "m'laysia"
im surprised they have also philippines
I played GTA V with a Q6600 and GTX 280 in medium no shadows at 1080p
start researching with that.
gta v fucking sucks
anyone here played witcher 3?
is it good gameplay or boring as fuck
i just want to kill ppl and maybe for the mods
can i3 run it? and can the included Intel Integrared Graphic run it?
>his daughter is currently mayor of Davao
What the fk? Kitty is the new mayor of Davao?!
Good gameplay. But you need a beefy computer because it lags way more than Skyrim. I'm saving money to get me a Graphics card.
its very good and well made
All DLC are worth it
only bad thing is after you finished it, you cant find anything as good
i've tried to play it 3 times now. just can get over how bored and uninterested about the whole ordeal Geralt sounds. i'll try again one of these days
can't*
I am currently torrenting Deus Ex now
I hope the crack I got works
Processor AMD A4-6300 2-CORE (3.90GHz/1MB)
MSI A68HM-E33 Motherboard
4GB DDR3 1600mhz Memory kingston
1TB SATA Hard Disk Drive OR 120GB Solid State Drive
APU+ Radeon HD 8370D Graphics
can this Skyrim and GTA V?
make it 8gb ddr3 then your good
yeah
thx man
that processor is equivalent to what intel i? i3?
is the Ghz higher the better?
is APU+ Radeon HD 8370D Graphics a low tier graphic ?
what the important specs to run these games if run in the lowest possible image/fps quality ?
how u guys learn this pc things?
I don't like mornings on Sup Forums because there are too many western europeans on the other boards
This site needs more ASEAN and Russian posters
Only two groups that I find pleasant
fuck the fuck off burgerfucker
Yeah I knew, I was just kidding
yes
yes
yes i have a hd 5800 and it can run gta 5 on low-lowest
video card
i accept computer repairs when while being a college/neet/wagecuck and replace their high end hardware with shit hardware and fix it, i also sell pre-built 2x the price if bought piece by piece.
>Cebu
>not expensive
Just go to Manila if you want cheap hotels and stuff. Cebu is just overpriced.
i3 sure
try a 750ti since its a bit faster than my gtx 280
k, i'll get it
>for free
Manila is more expensive tbhwy
Tho it aint cheap in cebu anymore
The final judgement with come at last year of his term much like the others