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Culture Pals: We are all going to make it edition

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>we're all going to make it
>tfw I made it

Crazy to think it was 8 months ago that I met my qt and lost my virginity. Crazy how much life can change in just that amount of time.

and

Explain.

Losing my virginity to a stupid whore didn't change my life at all

Well, for example, me and that girl talked every waking moment of every day for a year straight. Then it all came together and we spent about 2 weeks together. We slept together in each other's arms every single night. Had loads of sex. She was my first. Sex was pretty amaxongn because we liked each other and waited so long to be together.

But then the trip ended and life went back to normal. I ended up traveling for my job and went to two different countries. She got in some bullshit legal trouble and got super busy and depressed because of it and we just grew apart. Eventually we just agreed it was over.
My job ends, I move across the USA to where I'm from. She sorts her life out and gets a new job. I start university again and am back with my friends and family and have met some girls in real life. A couple I might have legitimate chances at making my gf.

I'm happy. I'm excited about the future and things are working out. And I'm not a kissless virgin anymore and have confidence more because of it that helps with taking to girls I meet here.

In 8 months since meeting my qt, both our lives have drastically changed. My life is going the best it has in 5 years.

Sorry for the blog post, but you asked me to elaborate.

Interesting..

15 guys is that you? What has happened with your old qt? Didn't she get deported?

Yeah it's me. Did you miss my blogs? :^)

Anyway, she got deported for being a dumb bitch and getting a DUI. Crashed her bosses car on the highway, got trapped inside of it and almost died. Got her visa revoked, obviously lost her exchange program job, missed all her court appearances because of it, and has thousands of dollars in hospital bills because land of the free. So she went back and will never come here ever again. Finally got a new job though and is doing well for herself. We still talk sporadically.

I never told you guys that part of the story. But now you know the whole story.

God bless you, man.

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Check this out
So funny haha

Oh god not the cuck.

hehe xD

Nice to see you again, I missed your blogposts

I banged a girl and my life went on. What's cuck about it?

There's not much to blog about anymore. I don't use IP and won't ever again.

>Did you miss my blogs? :^)
Lol actually yes I did.
>tfw you can't 15 guys post anymore

The fact that your QT fucked 15 guys

This is I even made the calculation back then, she had like 9 miles of dick in her.

Oh boy, here we go.

Attractive women have sex. Unless you're talking to a mormon or something, she's slept with loads of guys. Especially if she's a student.

How old is she?

24

Maybe in your cuckworld buddy.

15 is quite a bit dude

>coming from Norway

Your women are notorious whores.

>Tries to banter
>doesn't even get the country right
Go shart somewhere else

>norway
Not like its different in denmark but thats why user is gay.

>USA calling other countries' women notorious whores

Lmao

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treed

talex

Based R&I

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LOL

t.

Nice pic ;)

t.alex

Check his facebook, his lastname is
>przybylkiewicz

wtf i hate poland now

t. radical bronyslavia

Who is that? did i miss something?

Its a GSG meme, go back to >>>/interpals/, Ahmet

No these are just the /gsg/ shitposters that how up here from time to time

I can see why /gsg/ would need IP.

Respect our fallen leaders plox kthxbai

Listen upp here old pal .... *sighs* twas an aeon ago it seems ... ehhh... the first wiggler rally in Luton... AHHH RELIEVE!!!! ... Me and my pals built our own old tree house *wally rises of memory* whatever we did we Always came back home from school to do a Little wally wiggling in the ol treehouse... Ahhh.... waggler they called me ... *nothing personell kiddo* but I just kept on waggling, day in and day out. I waggled for Charles, I waggled for Margaret Thatcher. I even at one Point waggled the willy to Ho Chi Minh.... Ahhhh... the memories of the hazy wiggle waggling summer of 1986.... I still remember the wiggle wally race we had in Surrey.... We would gather... Me, this bloke from Newcastle and some guy named Ian the clam... waggling our Willies in record speed..... AHHH RELIVE ..... CUM!!!!!!!!!!

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How old are you?

>Its another meneth escaped reddit episode
Come on lad, unban from r/paradoxplaza already you sick cunt

t. big_benis_in_my_anus

>Norway

I'm sure your girl was lovely but 15 guys is a substantial number. I even know women who wouldn't like guys who'd slept with that many people.

I was genuinely curious
And i've only visited reddit a couple of times reading tutorials about random stuff, i have no idea what r/paradoxplaza is

>I'm going color the bottom part dark blue or purple when I have the time too.

Are you the dutchie that got told by a girl to pack on some weight?

yes, why?

Because you keep posting gifs/pics of a baby, you pedo.

is this an instance of german ''''humour'''' again?

No, im legit concerned because youre so obsessed with that baby.

How much do you weigh?

I've literally only posted it just this time, so you're probably confusing me with someone else
around minimum healthy bmi...
I have no idea why, I eat the same amount an type of food as my normal weighted roommates

dude it's a blessing desu.
Learn how to dress sharp and you'll be hot.
better than being permafat anyway

Yeah but what's your actual weight since your qt said you were too skinny, I'm curious what it is

I'm wondering if I should actually add relationship/flirting to my profile if it's what I am looking for (._. )

probably around 130

correct

is there a site like interpals but without half it's members being yellow fever koreaboos/weaboos

That's not bad unless you're super tall. So I guess you're a lanklet

I'm one of those, I'd like the opposite

Any tips to find qt azns? There aren't many who live in civilized countries on interpals

And the few who do are swarmed by guys

try canada. the memes are real

I've heard this before, Is it true? Is that country filled with qt azns?

It's filled with Asians but I wouldn't say they're qt, sure some might be. Try Hawaii too, we're Asian majority though there's a ton of gross flips here.

Why are flips so gross? There are cute ones, but even the cutest ones often have huge issues like missing teeth or mono-eyebrow.

What the fuck.

And when you get an ugly one, holy shit she can be REALLY ugly

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I give up on French, every french girl online wants the gook dick every french girl offline wants the african/muslim dick

time to learn a slav language

>knew a qt flip irl
>she was 7.5/10 when she didnt smile
>when she did her entire face changed and she dropped to a 4/10
i dont even know how she did it

Learn English and come here lad, Irish women hate gooks and niggers

You can go for Thais
They'll like you

No thank you

I don't understand why people are attracted to asians

even black and indian women are more attractive

What I get is they all want some pedro action

Irish women.... Not known for hotness

Irish women.... Not known for hotnessAin't you a Pedro?

>I have no idea why, I eat the same amount an type of food as my normal weighted roommates
Then eat more

I eat way more than my brother and my father, they weigh more than me
It is what it is, different people have different metabolisms, if you need to eat more then eat more

>Not known for hotness
We're hardly outbreeding Muslims because they're repulsively ugly lad.

Ok Pedro.

Brush your teeth

Brush those couple strands off hair off of your forehead fat, you cellulite collecting cunt.

Irish people are lardasses

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wew

>USA

100% yes

Irish people don't brush their teeth lol

Hmmmm then try Nigerians?

I doubt this is a real profile

its

26.

Is it?

is this only for flirting with girls? seems boring desu

Why do you call him "15 guys"?
He's 16 guys now since he's been in her too

Probably 19 guys by now

Bumping with my qt's qotd
>I met a friend from interpals
>He is a Russian he learned Chinese with me
>Later, he said he liked me
>More frightening is that he said he wanted to marry me. . .
>I did not know how to reply to him. Later, I ignored >him for a while and today he sent me a message, >he said he found a job
>I congratulate him
>He keeps calling me me dear, I want him removed
>But feel impolite
>What should I say to him?

Tell him you're not a homo and if he continues just block him