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Allow us old men the small luxury of fawning over you. It's really... exciting when a (presumably) clever and friendly mind comes in such a pretty package. You are the girlfriend most of us would love to have.
It's not that we don't take you seriously as an atheist/scientist/whatever. It's that people who are knowledgeable about this stuff are a dime a dozen but people who are both knowledgeable and hot looking are much rarer.
Meanwhile, while everybody's (figuratively) climbing all over you, is your mother already doing anything tonight?? ;)
EDIT: To the horde of assholes who choose to be offended at this comment, please take note: At the time I wrote this it wasn't yet known that she's 15. I'd guessed her to be between 17 and 21. No, I don't want a 15 year old girlfriend, and my own personal standards of "young girl" are meanwhile at age 30. But I don't think I'm wrong in saying that many Redditors, if she turned out to be legal, would be only too happy to have a pretty girlfriend like her. If you have a problem with that statement, then fuck you edition

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korean pop

caras bum

desu

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korean poop

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Tune from back in the day lads.

Never post on this website again. Cease all communication with mankind and disappear. Vanish! You are a waste: of oxygen, of time, of space, of the 5 minutes your father spent fucking your mum to make you.

*Koreans poop

rude :(

5 minutes is a bit generous

I am one of the worst type of people you could try provoking into argument. Unlike others, I dont debate with emotion. I am cold, logical, void of delusional thinking patterns; imagine a highly intelligent and educated sociopath that specializes in sociology and phycology. The things of which I could introduce into your lexicon would shatter your propaganda fueled delusions of what you call a reality. Dealing with your cognitive dissonance would seriously be a waste of my time. Now go find a dictionary so you can try to comprehend what you've just read and learn something.

>Korean pop

everyone poops

It is not alone by the rapidity, or extent of conquest, that we should estimate the greatness of Rome. The sovereign of the Russian deserts commands a larger portion of the globe. In the seventh summer after his passage of the Hellespont, Alexander erected the Macedonian trophies on the banks of the Hyphasis. {They were erected about midway between Lahor and Delhi. The conquests of Alexander in Hindostan were confined to the Punjab, a country watered by the five great streams of Indus.} Within less than a century, the irresistible Zingis, and the Mogul princes of his race, spread their cruel devastations and transient empire from the sea of China to the confines of Egypt and Germany. {M. de Guignes, Histoire des Huns, l. xv. xvi. and xvii.} But the firm edifice of the Roman power was raised and preserved by the wisdom of ages. The obedient provinces of Trajan and the Antonines were united by laws and adorned by arts. They might occasionally suffer from the partial abuse of delegated authority; but the general principle of government was wise, simple, and beneficent.

>I am one of the worst type of people you could try provoking into argument. Unlike others, I dont debate with emotion. I am cold, logical, void of delusional thinking patterns; imagine a highly intelligent and educated sociopath that specializes in sociology and phycology. The things of which I could introduce into your lexicon would shatter your propaganda fueled delusions of what you call a reality. Dealing with your cognitive dissonance would seriously be a waste of my time. Now go find a dictionary so you can try to comprehend what you've just read and learn something.

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getting the daily varg vikernas in

getting my daily dose of water and sustenance

The girl he wrote that about is 19 now and looks like a tart

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fucking white males

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Sounds gay, I bet you're one of them poofs that likes it up the arse. Bet you're gagging for a fat dick to slobber over you massive queer.

Opened the biscuit tin expecting to have a few cheeky bourbons for breakfast but I only had custard creams.

>smug chinkies
toosh, good sir... toosh

I've seen her take a cumshot

>biscuits before noon
lewd

yer da misses layups

I voted against gay marriage desu

>just spent 10 minutes staring at three girls licking each others arseholes
feels kind of like in that film "idiocracy" where everything is reduced to it's crudest form 2bh

>biscuits before noon
would make a great play/film title desu
softcore porno style

rorke

so you're one of those repressed queers eh?

rorke/rasheed

Nonce and proud.

Lads... I fucked up bad...

There is this girl called Penny at school and I was trying to get close to her to fuck her but I fucked up and I think her dog might be seriously injured or dead...

I was at her house this afternoon and we were in her garden by her pool with her dog (he was sleeping under the glass table we were by) talking about our assignment for uni. Her mum cut us up some melons and left them outside.

I'm quite a clumsy twat and I knocked the stand over and it smashed through the glass and it all collapsed onto the dog with glass and pieces of melons going everywhere. I swear I couldn't believe it as this mess of melon, glass, flies and blood was swarming infront of me. The dog let out a sound i'll never forget and I panicked and just ran.. I fucking ran climbed over her fence and ran 3km home... Seriously lads what the fuck do I do i've got 17 missed calls I'M FUCKED...

alri benders

Never seen cara's bum before. Now I fancy her.

nothing for it but to commit suicide to save your honour

just masturbated to child pornography, two white caucasion children sucking a fat dick pov

I believe this

got to go through, understand and report on 150 pages of intensely mathematical work today in order to keep to my schedule.

>season ended
>needed 1 more win for division one
that's bullshit

40mg of ritalin straight up the shitter'll see you right

me? no mate you're barking up the wrong tree there...we're best mate, chums, pals, ya'know?

I'd never fuck your wife....

*has a quiet snigger as you walk off*

had a model gf
then was manlet
now no gf

Unlikely lad. Better set a more realistic goal so you don't get despaired halfway through and quit. Also, study in 90min blocks with 10-20min breaks in between.

Or..40mg of ritalin straight up the shitter

fo lying t

do I deserve to be happy?

Really stimulated the grey matter this one did.

well, it was slightly inaccurate tbf since I've already gone through a third of it. if I can manage another 50 by noon there should be time in the late afternoon to whack it all together.

what an odd thing to worry about
he eats alone because he wants to eat alone

Really enjoyed working in London and sharing a house with 14 pakis in to afford rent

my dick hurts from wanking to child pornography so much

mate shut the fuck up you gay cunt

wish someone would kill you

>using gay as an insult

are you 12?

Got the day off work but I still need to be out early tomorrow morning lads

Might buy a bottle of red after work and just fall asleep early

tfw you still haven't found cp of british children on the darknet

i wanna hear little british girls and boys talk qt in their hot british accents before they get fucked by a stiff thick dick

I'm from essex

Can never sleep on wine for some reason

wanking the ol' willy

tugging the ol' todger

slapping the ol' snake

pulling the ol' plonker

flicking the ol' bean

Wish this swedish paki runt would shut up

you stupid cunt

sorry senpai

jerking the ol' joystick

fun fact: yanis varoufakis' wife was the subject of the song "common people"

caressing the ol' cock

punching the ol' peanuts

rubbing the ol' rabbit

extracting the ol' ejaculate

beating the ol' bishop

It's amazing how apt this song is to this day. I love it

how do i stop caring that my gf wasn't a virgin when i met her and i was?

provoking the ol' poker

clobberin the ol' clown

stroking the ol' stiffy

gluck mate. What course is this for?

Willy willy bum bum poo willy bum poo

im wanking

have sex with a virgin girl so you're even

My most sincere condolences

masturbating

> dreaming last night
> staying in a hotel with family
> for some reason hundreds of indians suddenly arrive
> they start poo in the loo in incredible quantities
> hotel staff have to create emergency plumbing using plastic bags because toilets cannot handle spicy indian shitwater
> eventually plastic bags rip, spraying shit literally everywhere but indians are not bothered

Time to stop browsing Sup Forums

>there are people in this thread rn who believe Cav isn't the UKs GOAT cyclist.

Sickening.

lewd

handling the ol' horn

She is the daughter of Greece's biggest textile industrialist and he is the son of Greece's biggest steel company's director. Make of that what you will.

Morning! Lads and Vlads

id have to break up with her to do that

wish i could live in seattle in the early 90s

that would just make my day

it would also be the only circumstance under which i would be able to tolerate being a yank

same, used to go out with girl who is a model now when I was in year 7

no you wouldn't., just tell her you're insecure about it and i guarantee she'll let you fuck someone else and still be your gf

tooting the ol' trumpet

>guarantee

not sure my gf is a cuckquean. I think ill deliver this ultimatum to her when i dont care whether or not we continue dating.

The whole basis of the song is about wealthy people pretending to be poor