Give the USA an actual name

Give the USA an actual name.

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Fatvia

the actual name is 'america'

you are the federative states of brazil

we are the united states of america

any other geographic loose ends were tied up with the monroe doctrine

Shartinthemartistan

America

American
Union of
Tremendously
Innovative and
Superb
Memes.

Vespuccica

Literally nobody calls you America except Japan. The other day I was playing a game where each person had to say a country begining with the letter A and I said America just to test it. Everyone looked at me like I was a pesophile.

If it were like me I'd use one of them Indian names like Iowa, Alaska, Dakota, etc. Probably some word from one of those languages that means something like "Vanguard" or "Freedom".

Who the fuck cares if you call The U.S. America?

Columbia, Yankeeland, Freeland,

I live here and I don't even call it America....

Southern Canada

I do,
because it's like calling the E.U. “Europe”, the E.U. doesn't cover all of Europe, nor does the U.S. of A. cover all of America, and the same for Rep. of Ireland and the island of Ireland.
Brazil and the Federative States... can't be confused with any other polity over a geography.

North Columbia would be a good name
Or maybe greater columbia
Freeland has a nice ring to it

What about Canada 2?

I like Freeland

You can have two Americas. The continent(s) and the country.

Ultimate sharting army

Trump Fucked Us (TFU)
We Took the Land (WTL)
Old UK Exile Land (OUKEL)

That's settled now, you are now officially Freelanders, citizens of Freeland.

Independent British Colonies
or
Inflammatory Bowel's Condition.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeland

Based
God bless the USA

Only the shitty countries/territories distinguish themselves by adding a compass–point to their name when the name is already taken..
[see: West Virginia
East Pakistan
South Sudan
South Georgia ]
Damn
Ô-Ô

Kek

North america = north america
South America = south america
America = The US of America

why is this so difficult to understand. If you call someone an American you're saying he's from the states

Shartland

Columbia, and rename Colombia to Nueva Granada.

There you go, now everybody is happy

Mart N' Shart

Emiria of Indianica
Sectaleven
Canudo
Mexirca

I'd like to shart in her mart, if you know what I mean

Literally every single country on earth except for you butthurt latin americans call us America/US/USA and the people Americans (I am aware that some random languages like finnish might call us united statesians, that makes no sense as Mexico is also a United States of Mexico)

Also , the fact that latin americans sperg out whenever somebody is referred to as an American shows that literally everyone knows what somebody means when they say American.

Afro-Judea.

Nouvelle France

>the actual name is 'america'
Thats more like a nickname really. OP wants a real, unique name

No the actual name is the United States, "Of America" is just a clarification. The US was referred to as "The Colonies" then "The States" or "The United States" after unification.

>burgerland.

That means the actual name of Mexico is also the United States, the actual name of France is the Republic, the actual name of Germany is the Federal Republic, and so on.

Our name is America

Pooprica

Burgerland or literally just America

Americo Vespucci named America the whole continent, mainly thinking in the Caribbean. Doing movies promoting your late nickname as a name outside of the continent doesnt change reality as long as at least one person remenbers the truth.

UNITED RETARDS OF DUMBAMERICUNT

Mexica!

Free States of Immigrantia

There's no better description 2bh (at least historically).

Shartistan

>you will never be the son of a slave owner
>you will never be 11, experience sexual pulsions and be able to ease them with your father's slaves
>you will never be a horny teenager getting your little dick sucked by groups of big lipped nigresses in the barn calling your "young master" and thanking you as they cumswap your valuable sperm with each others.

the south will rise again

Deyterker

martland

The sharteen colonies

...

Nouvelle Aquitaine

Heritageia

New Israel

Shekelistan

...

60%

What if we called USA "Amerigo" ?

does anyone actually care about this besides the autists on Sup Forums? America works. when you say "America" the whole world knows what country you're talking about

Assmad latinos are literally the only ones who care about this.

Martstralia

New Mexico is already taken.

So, either New New Mexico or New Africa

Virginia

>when you say "America" the whole world knows what country you're talking about
Because there's only one place in the world that is dumb enough to call itself the same as the whole continent it's in

Eagleland.

Sam

Declaring independence was actually a mistake-land

Independence was mutually beneficial for the Royal Empire and the Republic

Amerrynigger

And there is only one place butthurt enough to actually care about this small decision made over 200 years ago

>same as the whole continent it's in
It's not the United States of North America, just America

>Used to dislike united statians calling themselves Americans out of geographic pedantry
>Come to Sup Forums
>Daily thread by some butt blasted sudaca or another over the name of the USA
>Start sympathising with the yanks

Did this happen to anyone else.

underrated

overrated

Before Sup Forums I actually liked Latin Americans, now I have a strong dislike for most of the Latin Americans south of Mexico. Mexico is fine because they don't send immigrants anymore, and arent butt blasted by out name. I think that the wall is too far and stronger border security is a great idea, and we should use the latin american countries except Mexico's foreign aid to pay for it.

fucking Australia

New Africa

>what is Oceania
Here we go again with the divided americas meme

Columbia is the only correct answer

They can fuck off and choose another one

We don't share our landmass with anyone else unlike you cucks

Not gonna lie. That cutie in the front is turning me on.

Amerrygoround

United Sharts of Walmart

The south is broken, and welfare will keep it broken indefinitely

>meme

>Oceania
A region comprised mostly of ocean cannot be a continent.

Columbus didn't even land there, and wasn't the first European in the Americas anyway. It should be called Eriksonia or something. (I would have said Leifland but that's already taken.)

Doesn't matter

Columbia was/is our national cartoon character

Why not something like "Cabotia"?

Because that's gay

Trumpland

How about ciscumland

new israel

*Boipuccia

Nouvelle-Quebec

I thought LeafLand was Canada

That's what he was referring to when he said Liefland wouldn't work

America
Call it just that. Just like Canada is just "Canada".

>muh vikings meme

Landing first doesn't matter if your discovery is literally irrelevant. It's like discovering the cure for cancer, tell your friend and then you both die in a car crash without people knowing what was lost. De facto you didn't discover shit.

It already has a name.. it has had a name for nearly a thousand years

Vinland

I thought that was near the Saint Lawrence

Columbia would've been unironically a better name.

Colombia could be called New Granada or Bogotá so both countries are not confused. It's an irrelevant country so it changing name is not that much of a deal, it's like Zaire becoming Congo, nobody really cared.