Imperial Japanese Army vs Polish Army

which would you rather join in WW2?
jap army
-decent and fairly strong
-massive battleships
-likely to starve to death( actually 60% of all the jap soldiers did wtf)
-suicide attack,you can't be a prisoner.
-fight in the jungle like hell,no water
-not cool,progressive unlike nazis

Polish army
-weak,irrelevant(it didn't last for a month lol)
-charge into German tanks as a cavalryman
-fight in relatively developed areas
-less likely to die
-nazis fears you

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good one japan, this will have many replies
bumping so more poles can see it

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nah,
i was just curious

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STILL BETTER THAN BEING A JEW IN 1940

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I LOVE JAPAN

NIPPON SKI

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Would rather die a Jap than live as a Pole.

this

This.

For Hirohito.

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Polish army is probably closer to what the Australian defence was in WWII, for one the Japs were the actual enemy and for the other there was a very strong sense that if we were left on our own we would be steamrolled, which is what actually happened to the Poles

The one without anime ads

btw the height of an average jap soldier was 160cm.
Americans would have been literally giants to japs.
this may affect your choice

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Living torpedoes (Polish: Żywe torpedy; also Straceńcy — “Desperates”) was a social and military phenomenon which began in the Second Polish Republic in mid-1939, when the threat from Nazi Germany became real. The idea for creating the human torpedo unit was very similar to the famous Japanese kamikaze pilots — males and females willing to sacrifice their lives to defend their homeland. It is a matter of debate among military historians whether there were any real plans for the creation of such suicidal units, or whether it was purely a matter of propaganda.

It all started on May 5, 1939, when Adolf Hitler officially demanded the Free City of Danzig and the Polish Corridor. A day after Hitler’s speech, the Polish daily Ilustrowany Kurier Codzienny from Kraków published a letter written by a man from Warsaw named Władysław Bożyczko and also signed by his relatives, the brothers Edward and Leon Lutostański. Bożyczko together with the Lutostański brothers appealed to the Poles, asking them to sacrifice their lives. Also, as early as spring 1937 a man from Katowice, Stanisław Chojecki, had written a letter to Edward Rydz-Śmigły, offering a similar ultimate sacrifice.

The appeal quickly spread all over the country, trumpeted by other newspapers and radio. Copies of several papers which published it have been preserved to this day; in some of them there are names and photographs of some of those who applied. The search for volunteers turned into a popular patriotic movement which lasted until the first day of World War II — September 1, 1939, the day the German invasion of Poland began. It is now difficult to estimate how many people volunteered; most probably there were as many as 4700 men and some 150 women (3000 names are documented, as the Polish Navy issued special IDs for volunteers, signed by Commodore Eugeniusz Poplawski). The first people took their oaths on June 29, 1939.

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It is not exactly known what the Polish Army was going to use these people for. Presumably, they were supposed to man underwater human torpedoes, aimed at the destruction of German warships. Most probably, the Polish Army did not have the necessary equipment, but reportedly in the summer of 1939 in Gdynia, 83 selected volunteers were shown a special short movie about torpedoes manned by humans. An officer of the Navy who was present stated that Poland had 16 such torpedoes; they were eight meters long and weighed 420 kilograms. However, none of the volunteers ever saw these torpedoes. Some other volunteers were trained as glider pilots and parachute jumpers.

Also, at that time the Polish Navy created a Bureau of Living Torpedoes, which suggests that the idea was treated seriously. According to one of the volunteers, Marian Kamiński from Poznań, who saw the movie, Navy officers told him to return to Gdynia on October 12, 1939, for a two-month training course. The course never started — as Germany attacked Poland on September 1, 1939 — but some of the volunteers had by then been drafted into another special ops unit for sabotage and operations behind enemy lines.


FEAR THE POLISH ANGER

FOR IT IS GREAT

Polish Army, but without British backstabers and Polish traitors.

Polish Army didn't really defend themselves in 1939 and gave up easily the whole equipment they had. Polish Renault Tanks were also better than 39 German Tankettes. - We had cannons, Germans had machine guns in them.

If it wasn't for traitors in command, we wouldn't lose.

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And them come people like Sikorski and Kutrzeba and do nothing to actually defend Poland.

n the spring and summer of 1939, numerous letters from those willing to sacrifice their lives for Poland were printed in the newspapers. Here are excerpts from those letters:

Ilustrowany Kurier Codzienny May 27, 1939: "There is a constant flow of letters to our office, sent by those who want to volunteer. There are so many of them, that it is impossible to present all names. At the same time, plenty of those volunteers have asked us not to present their names, as they are not searching for fame. So far more than 1000 applied, in recent days we have had 311 letters, including 23 from women".
Ilustrowany Kurier Codzienny May 27, 1939: "Miss A.B. from Zakopane. I have seen a war, I served for 5 months by the frontline, also served in 1919 and 1920-21. I was one of the youngest Legionnaires, and now, when it is necessary, I am sacrificing my life",
Ilustrowany Kurier Codzienny May 27, 1939: "A retired man from Lwow. I am free now, I can do whatever I want with myself. I am 60, I am not able to march with a carbine for a long time, but I am feeling good enough to learn how to operate a torpedo and thus saving at least one young life",
Ilustrowany Kurier Codzienny May 27, 1939: "40-year old lady named Z.B. from Brzesko. I want to emphasize that I already have a volunteer son in the Navy, second son is also going to the army. I am requesting immediate addition of my name to the list of volunteers",
Ilustrowany Kurier Codzienny May 27, 1939: "Maksymilian K. from Lwow. I am Jewish, I love my fatherland, so I am volunteering to the death battalion",
Kurier Poranny June 20, 1939: "Among huge number of volunteers for the living torpedoes, there is a German man, named Karol Lange, who is a farmer living in the Bydgoszcz county. He had been a member of a German organization, but withdrew from it, because, as he says, it is impossible for him to be a loyal citizen of Poland and a member of such organization at the same time".

>"Maksymilian K. from Lwow. I am Jewish, I love my fatherland, so I am volunteering to the death battalion",
THEY SAID THE JEWS HATED US

WHY DO WE LIVE IN DENIAL AND LIES FROM WW2

HEBREWS PLEASE COME BACK

>wanting spooky jewghosts who got murdered in polish death camps to come back

Polan hussar vs Japan samuraj
Discuss

hussars are mounted

Sabre > Shit > Katana

Also, Samurajs were manlets so there is that.

Germans l-loved us t-too
>German man, named Karol Lange(...)
>as he says, it is impossible for him to be a loyal citizen of Poland and a member of such organization at the same time".

Haller was German and he removed Germans.

by the samurai? :DDD

samurais use guns tho

Haller was a traitor.

L-lewd...

Relying on European inventions as always,

HI WHERE THE SAMURAI AT :DDD

what's wrong?
also,gunpowder was invented in China,you know

Poland is absolutely the most underrated WWII combatant.

WE

>the most underrated WWII combatant.
And for good reason.
60% of equipement wasn't even used in 1939.

FUCK POLISH """"""COMMAND""""" TRAITORS

NIPPON MANJU

from an american film 'The Pacific'
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for reference
sad

Hussars used guns too.
Usually carbine/bow and two pistols.
Plus lance and sabre.
And special long sword designed to stab people form the horse height.

Shortly before WW2, Poland got independence recently to be a buffer zone with USSR, had crappy equipment and received large German territory after WW2. One day Germany demanded Danzig with part of a coast with large German majority. UK, well known country which tricked and lied many just to kedp balance in Europe, told Poles not to give that area.
Guess what Poles did, they got so naive to trust UK because they were scared they would lose German territory they received after WW1, so they started a war with Germany. They lasted almost like France, which didn't put any fight at all, and after WW2 Poles feel so flattered when West congratulates them for being meat shield. I don't see any heroism in such thing, it's just being a naive idiot who got beaten pretty badly because of own fault, yet Poles put all the blame on someone else.

Two mistakes
>had crappy equipment and received large German territory after WW2
WW1 instead of WW2

>just to kedp balance in Europe
keep balance

>so they started a war with Germany.

Maybe you want to ask other Japanese on this...