OH MY LORD

OH MY LORD
*sips VB with juice*
HOL UP MATE
*burps so loud koalas fall from trees*
OI HOL UP CUNT
*pants down, pisses on the street*
OIII PISS MATE
*makes pelvic thrusts against you*
JUST HOL UP CUNT
*raughs roudry for no reason*
SO YOU
*throws a tampon at you*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*squishes a zit in your face*
OI OI OI
*says something about anal*
SO YOU BE
*slaps another girl*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*curses at broken pink smartphone*
SO YOU BE SAYIN THAT
*calls you out on privilege*
WE WERE AUSSIES AND PISSSSSS?

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(you)

I want to fuck her

(Youse)

This happened to me today

SHEILAAH
SHEILAH WHERE ARE YOU? FUARK I NEED TO PISS
AH SCREW IT LET'S PISS HERE LADIES, AHAHAH WE'RE SO MAAAD

LET'S GO TO HUNGRY JACK'S NOW
FUARK IT, SHEILA, YOU BROKE MY PHONE YOU SLIMY CUNT
LET'S GO GET WASTED HAHA

hi where are the goon bag :DDDD

I don't get it, is this supposed to hurt my feelings? Why are your girls so uptight and boring?

check these sick dubs

>69

Good enough