OH MY LORD
*sips VB with juice*
HOL UP MATE
*burps so loud koalas fall from trees*
OI HOL UP CUNT
*pants down, pisses on the street*
OIII PISS MATE
*makes pelvic thrusts against you*
JUST HOL UP CUNT
*raughs roudry for no reason*
SO YOU
*throws a tampon at you*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*squishes a zit in your face*
OI OI OI
*says something about anal*
SO YOU BE
*slaps another girl*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*curses at broken pink smartphone*
SO YOU BE SAYIN THAT
*calls you out on privilege*
WE WERE AUSSIES AND PISSSSSS?
OH MY LORD
Evan Flores
Alexander Turner
(you)
Blake Howard
I want to fuck her
Carter Ross
(Youse)
Luis Collins
This happened to me today
Jaxon Hughes
SHEILAAH
SHEILAH WHERE ARE YOU? FUARK I NEED TO PISS
AH SCREW IT LET'S PISS HERE LADIES, AHAHAH WE'RE SO MAAAD
LET'S GO TO HUNGRY JACK'S NOW
FUARK IT, SHEILA, YOU BROKE MY PHONE YOU SLIMY CUNT
LET'S GO GET WASTED HAHA
Aaron Evans
hi where are the goon bag :DDDD
Aaron Perry
I don't get it, is this supposed to hurt my feelings? Why are your girls so uptight and boring?
Luke Foster
check these sick dubs
Jace Cox
>69
Good enough
Adam Sanchez
...
and yet they're still more classy than Kiwi women
Cooper Taylor
thanks
Jace Gomez
Waltzing Matilda
Logan Jackson
HI GIRLS LET'S GO GET WASTED ABROAD HAHA
*rolls a dice*
CANADA IT IS! IT'S SUMMER TIME, LET'S GO
uh
wtf I hate canada now
Aiden Sanders
thanks
Austin Baker
land of the sorry MY ASS
Gabriel Jones
God bless
Jonathan Wright
thanks lads
Sebastian Fisher
great job lad
Alexander Rogers
now this is a Kiwi woman
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
CHIRP CHIRP
CHIRP
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
CHIRP
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
Brandon Jackson
you too
Bentley Reed
...
Jaxon Hernandez
So, what's the deal with Kiwi women? Why are they worse than Aussie trashgirls?
Jose Edwards
Mark Winterbottom's wife (Renée) isn't like this, and she married a fuckin' pro–driver for Ford!
Liam Rodriguez
>rainy winterbottom
really makes you ponder
Kayden Rivera
Ford gówno wort
Thomas Bennett
"What's the matter, user? Can't stand the sight of the strong and not uptight Australian woman?"
Evan Roberts
Nathaniel Sullivan
>a dice
«DIE!»
Samuel Nelson
>that literal nasal swinish oinking at "OI OI OI"
my fucking soides
What is it called in Ivory Coast?
Nicholas Hill
[FRRRT
FRRRT
FRRRT
FRRRT
FRRRT]
Luke Bailey
kek
Robert Jones
oops, mean to (you) you.
Chase Price
>What is it called in Ivory Coast?
Literally, a "die"
en.wiktionary.org
Luke Richardson
Reminds me of g.e-hentai.org
Nathan Turner
Ah, so it's one die, two or more dice. Didn't know. Thanks.
Kevin Young
by
>nasal swinish oinking
mean I sound like a pig?
how dare you, that is not kosher
Jaxon Roberts
Listen to your own recording mate, and tell me you don't sound like a pig having a human penis up her vagina
Lucas Evans
honestly sounds like a normal aussie to me
Jeremiah Rivera
I thought it was exclusively a burger thing to talk through your nose like the Chinese.
Fuck it, why is English so Chink in pronunciation
You talk through your nose,
You say shit like "sing, ping"
Only English, Chinese, Viet and Abbo dialects have that kind of r
wtf
Easton Lopez
I would unironically date a woman who's like that if she looked like pic related. Please god give me a thick thighed public pisser.
Colton Bennett
Beer makes you fat, so it's not likely to happen.
Of course, zero fat women are rarely found attractive, and a thin layer of genuine fat on these muscles would make her even better.
Liam Brown
I don't think so cunt
Hunter Torres
We aren't that nasally but I'm not going to say we're not nasally at all, some of us speak extremely nasally. It's not as annoying as when americans do it though.
Joseph Edwards
I walk with a lady with thighs as thick as that, she's got an arse on her that you could bury your face in. Her upper body is toned and only lightly covered in a thin layer of fat, but her lower half is THICC. She drinks beer exclusively and she doesn't look fat at all. Keep you polski lies to yourself, just because your women look like the tuber you make your alcohol from.
Ian Thomas
I do think so cunt *gives VB with juice*
That's rather disgusting
And to think otherwise Aussie English is quite attractive
Tyler Ramirez
>That's rather disgusting
says you, pavelweyovizczc spazcrazivzciz
Jeremiah Lewis
this may help, en.wikipedia.org
it sounds like they're trying to make a statement sound like a sentence (when it ends on a rising intonation). A habit among some (usually young women) that annoys folks of decent sensibilities.
yeah, that was the joke in(because it can mean 2 things)