Why do people think that Portugal is a Scandinavian country?

Why do people think that Portugal is a Scandinavian country?

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Delete this. We are a proud african nation

this is how average Portugalian woman looks like

Dont bully our portuguese broses, we love them youtube.com/watch?v=r6NdGVuk-3I

Depression rates.

Bc their island is really close to scandinavia.

One of the best live artists in Norway. She is from Portugal. Send more of them plox

That's what we're striving towards though.

I was expecting an american flag for such a stupid post.

Norwegians are bro tier indeed. People of fishermans and sailors like us.

We had this same thread yesterday.

>Portugal gets Nordic before Estonia haha

>Scanditugal

WTF Norway isn't nordic at all

thanks for your cod norway

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Oh, you want our niggers? I can't say I'm surprised this is coming from Norway - but hell, who cares. You can have 'em all.

It gets cold as fuck here. Last year we got to 1ºC.

We were almost dying.

Won't all your plants die if it freezes?

1ºC? That's nothing, you south-faring barbarian.

Up in the North, we go well below 0ºC at times.

>Implying Scandinavia isn't an African colony

It takes a few degrees below 0ºC for a while for that to happen. They shed leaves for that very reason.

Mate, that's the joke. I AM from the north.

>broses

that's it.
where can i vote for you guys to be part of nordics?

Street-shitters still roam around these parts?

I was under the impression that the memery had driven you lot away.

Leave Costa alone, this is a safe space.

>t. Alberto Barbosa
I'm alive and well. thanks for asking. you're never gonna get rid of me

Nowhere, fuck off snow nigger.

We're proud members of the gallant southern european race - the true Master Race. You tundra-dwelling shits don't hold a candle to our racial might.

Fuck... this one has grown impervious to "POO IN LOO" spam.

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I love you too

I'd love you more if you gave us back Goa and Mumbai.

delet this

Oh well, i tried

>We're proud members of the gallant southern european race - the true Master Race
Why are all southern European countires shit holes then? Italy is obviously best country out of them, but it's nothing compared to western/northern EU. You are poor and generally uneducated people. Also in all southern European countries it's very common for 25-30 year old people to live with their parents.
>You tundra-dwelling shits
Lapland does have some tundra and that's about it. And only 181k people live in that frozen shit hole.
Finland was 3rd world shit hole only 70 years ago and it's currently "objectively" #1 country in the world. Your country has an amazing history, yet you're a joke at best nowdays

>it's very common for 25-30 year old people to live with their parents.

Literally nothing wrong with that, as long as you arent a parasite.

>"objectively" #1 country in the world.

You are the objective frozen and depressed asshole of the world. If an asshole could get drunk, that is.

You mention we are poor, but make a big deal out of 25-30 year old people still living with their parents in the next sentence, as if those two are unrelated. Wew. I wonder what about people in the richer northern countries enables them to be move out while they're young.. I just CAN'T wrap my head around this issue, but naturally it has fuck all to do with the fact that they're rich and pampered citizens of wealthy left-leaning countries, right?

Portugal has been through hell since the monarchy fell in 1910. The past century has been marked by a myriad of awful leaders contributing to the country's decline.

The fact that our MOST BENEVOLENT dictator Salazar and his Estado Novo purposely dumbed down the population during his rule - to avoid non-compliance & rebellion - also helped to put us in this sorry fucking state.

But oh well. This country is inevitably going to collapse, and I won't miss it a single bit. It has nothing to do with what it was a hundred years ago, and you can thank republican imbeciles and communist thieving fucks for that.

>Literally nothing wrong with that, as long as you arent a parasite.
I guess that's our cultural difference then. In nordic countries those people are called manchildren and people don't respect them.

>You are the objective frozen and depressed asshole of the world
Finland is not even that cold, unless you live in Lapland. The average temperature during winters is about -15c.

>If an asshole could get drunk, that is.
Nice meme. Lithuanians drink more alcohol than finns and so do many other countries in EU.

You know that Finland leans to right more than left? We are not like Sweden.
Finns are not lazy manchildren like you and we actually work for that money. My parents for example haven't given me a single penny after i moved out at the age of 15. I had to work while i was studying to get enough money for rent and food.
I'm sorry to hear about your country's current situation, but you can also blame yourselves for that

>finns are not lazy manchildren like you and we actually work for that money.

Is this satire? I assure you the portuguese are much better workers than you f*nns. I myself have landed a job as a software developer, and I'm still in high-school.

This meme that the portuguese are lazy has to be the funniest thing out there for anyone with an actual understanding of the portuguese situation. You keep on glorifying your nanny state while putting down those who are in much harder situations on the basis that they are "lazy manchildren".

Pathetic.

So you're saying that it's nearly impossible to find work in Portugal, salary is shite which is why people live with their parents and your country is so barbaric and uncivilized that you call us a"nanny state", which all 1st world countries should be in the first place.
Right?

I have no issue with conceding to your childish notion that Portugal isn't first-world. You can take that bit.

I'm saying - and have been saying from the beginning - that we're in a sorry fucking state. I'm not trying to elevate Portugal in that regard. I'm trying to refute your bullshit claims that, in this case, the reason we take so long to have access to a home of our own is due to our "innate laziness" - or some other bullshit you quasi-inhuman fucks come up with.

There's more to it than your what your puddly grey matter has you perceiving.

But then again, I expect no less from a finn.

No i was being serious with that nanny state comment. If your country is truly in ruins and there is no hope for the future, why the fuck do your countrymen keep praising it and even comparing it to northern Europe?
I have never even heard that your country is in such a shitty state and i just thought shit like this is normal in southern Eu countries, yet they still keep going on.
Are you telling me everything or are you just using your county's current state as a excuse to not have any faith for it? Have your people given up in trying to make Portugal better place and moved somewhere else?

>Have your people given up in trying to make Portugal better place and moved somewhere else?

Yes. We're exporting our most educated people to France/Switzerland/UK.

People are unwilling to go through the present hardships, hoping to, in the future, bring about some prosperity, on which we can live with dignity.

I'm frankly a culprit of this. I still intend on bailing on this country as soon as I'm educated enough to find a job elsewhere. Why would I invest in this country? I'd lead an objectively worse life here than I would virtually anywhere else in Europe.

No one is willing to entrust our political class with their future well-being. If I had any credibility in our government, I would surely remain here and endure the hardship, but I SURE AS HELL am not going to cripple my quality of life in vain.

We're in need of some dire change. A few years ago, our politicians changed the null-vote legislation. Basically, prior to this change, if the majority opted to put a null vote in the ballots, the whole political class would have had to be rearranged. They changed this though, so that they can keep on leeching so expertly and undisturbedly.

So this distrust in the government accelerates the emigration of large chunks of our people. Portugal has been leaking citizenry for the past 60~ years.

>your countrymen keep praising it
Patriotism.

>comparing it to northern Europe?
I'm not usually on Sup Forums so if this is some meme on this board, I haven't seen it. I can assure you that the Portuguese do not think of themselves as being Northern European, similar to Northern European countries, nor do they wish to be.

>Are you telling me everything or are you just using your county's current state as a excuse to not have any faith for it?
Portuguese are stereotypically melancholic and despairing. Usually stereotypes are essentially bullshit but this one actually is true of the Portuguese. There is no reason whatever to place any faith in Portugal's political class because they are scarcely more than miserable gombeen men, EU shills, or socialists. The faithlessness of the Portuguese is, in this respect, fully warranted; they see the men who are at the helm of the ship for what they rightly are.

The user you're talking to is right, however, that the Portuguese are not lazy contrary to your charge. They work more than Finns according to the OECD by a significant margin (over 200 additional hours of work per annum - significantly higher than the average for Northern Europe). So say what you like about Portugal but their current condition is not resultant to laziness by any means.

And this is why this discussion started. Your people are not "master race", like that other Portugalian poster claimed.
Like i said previously; same thing happened in Finland after WW2. We had nothing but with strong will we worked as hard as it is possible and slowly we became better and better each year. We had to send most of our children to Sweden during war, which made everything even harder.
We didn't send our educated people to better countries after the war, we made them to work for our country.

I understand that things are different in 2000s, but it looks like you don't give a shit about Portugal or your people and with that attitude your country will surely fall even faster.
Either pay a small price and slowly rebuild your country or let it fall and move to better country - those are your 2 options and looks like you're willingly taking the second one

we are.
we're suebi,we speak a german latin language

STOP REEEEE
THIS IS THE ONLY PORTUGUESE IS NORWAY THAT COUNTS

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Mate, he's already said he's in highschool. Let him be.

Also, the only reason you don't live by sucking your parents teat is because you suck your government's, so don't come talk about laziness just because your parent's generation was smarter than ours, especially since ours grew up under a totalitarian regime.

Typical Portuguese girl, desu.

Fair enough

That said, it was interesting seeing a Finn being out-autisted.

Told you we were nordic, Suomi :^)

I guess i have to give you that, but things could be different. I actually went to Vocational school rather than High school, so i'm pretty stupid in comparison to other finns. I was made to physical work rather than thinking ones

>>broses

norwegian twist