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Greece > Turkey > kaka > bulgaria

what is kaka

turkey

shit in french

our french teacher once told us a story where a bulgarian grill and her sister went to france and went to a swimming pool

the lil grill was scared to go alone and was screaming for her sis "KAKO KAKO KAKO" the french thought she shit herself lamooo

I will crush CROBITCHES

Fun fact: Georgi Ivanov was actually named Georgi Kakalov, but had to change his family name to something else, because "kaka" means "shit" in Russian.

kaka is like a sweet way of saying "to shit" here as well actually
like kakam = I'm shitting

post words for shit / shitting in ur language

shit:
laino
govno
bombichka
fekalii
dardonka
klefuk

to shit:
sera / izsiram se
driskam
akam

it means shit in Dutch too, probably everywhere

>had lots of work lately
>sent invoices for previous months
>enjoying listening to music like i did years ago
grass looks greener lads, i'm gonna make it!

t. EU flag, 4k per week earner

shit: gomna, lajna, izmet (can also be used), sranje, turcin, siptar
to shit: kaka, sere, actually those are the only 2 ones i can think of

shit: kak, kaka, stront, drol, schijt, poep (only in NL)
diarrhea: vliegende spetter, Spaanse spetter
to shit: kakken, schijten, poepen (only in NL, in Flemish poepen means to fuck)

oh and also kenja can be used for "to shit"

>grass looks greener
You're a fucking retard, heh?

do u like walloons?
i think i asked u this but maybe was a different belgian

why so?

They're ok, it's just their politicians that are a nuisance, but aren't they all?

I hate the francophonic Flemings (the old nobility) who cause shit in the Flemish ring around Brussels more.

lamooooo cucks desu

>francophone flemmings
disgusting

lamooo cucks I'm the real Effendi loooool t b h and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems and I will curse you within my poems until you won't have a dick anymore.

why would efendi curse us c u c k he likes us

lamoooooo makeCVCK, what is this meme?

I only like myself because I am the epitome of perfection, Allah has committed suicide after he made me because he couldn't handle my awesomeness

lamooooooooooo cu ck real efendi is my nigga he always gives me advice

THERE ARE TWO ACTIVE BALKS
WTF WHERE DO I POST

>this balk
>9 posters

>the other balk
>19 posters

take a pick

both like me, but sage every post u make in the butthurt croats thread

Top picture lads.

здpaвeйтe

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arabs are white
fuck whites

do you guys ever miss the sultan

I do

look at how shitty we are now imagine if the s*ltan stayed 2bh

>arabs are white
t. mehmet

There is enough pederasty in europe as it is. We don't need even more.

i eat some seedless grapes that are called sultanina

t. Krauthunn

But i have never eaten seedless watermelon and i don't know if they are legit

they are legit, they're GMOs so they're rare af in europe
personally i dont give 2 fucks if its GMO its fuckin seedless watermelon

Alexander the Great was gay.

maybe
i remember some kid in middle school telling that to all the classmates like "holy shit guys alexander was gay"
personally i dont give a fuck 2bh, it wasnt even taboo back then

>in middle school
Are you an American? Because I don't remember having middle school in Macedonia.

Yup

what the fuck do u call osnovno in english then??
aint osnovno = middle, sredno = high, fakultet = college?

Primary school you wannabe niglet

Or elementary

it's middle school and I'll fuck you up you piece of shit

k then

pravda tavaris

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The three wolves (Serbia, Bulgaria and Greece) carved up Macedonia after the Bucharest treaty in 1913. Macedonians were not represented at all at this treaty, which is basically what makes its annexation illegal. 'Vardarska Banovina' and 'pravi srbi' are simply names given to the Macedonians by their occupiers. Macedonians always considered themselves nothing but Macedonian. Where were Vulgar claims when Republic of Macedonia was part of Yugoslavia???
Never trust a Vulgar for historical facts. They've been on the losing side of history ad infinitum

who else /devilish/

Bulgarians are Slavic, but they are also mixed with Thracians, and of course, ancient Bulgars, who lived North of the Black Sea close to the Huns, until they came to southeastern Europe and formed Bulgaria in 680 AD. A quick story: Thirty-thousand Bulgars entered the area, befriended the seven slavic tribes (Bulgars protected the Slavs from the Byzantines), and under Bulgar command destroyed the entire Byzantine army. The Bulgars, although the ruling class, were much less numerous than the Slavs and Thracians, of which there were many, and therefore quickly assimilated into Slavic culture (although many aspects of Bulgar and Thracian culture remained), until by the 10th century they had adopted the Slavic language, with the Bulgar language going extinct in the kingdom(Bulgaria also created the Cyrillic alphabet :D). This is what happens when the Bulgars were

Traktor boy your autism goes overboard, do you have school now or some shit

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hes copypasting from reddit u dumbo

Fuck you goy, this isn't over

>Traktor boy
what? is this related to tank boy?

>tfw i've made people watch redpill videos about reffos for 138,850 minutes, which is 2314 hours or 96 days straight.

i think its supposed to be the opposite of tankboy, but idk

Go in /ex-yu/ and ask where are the traktors
This should give you an answer

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=U=

vroom vroom

based czechs
based vice

>plebbit
nooo

wtf smelly shitholes like zadar in croatia have 3d view on google maps but skopje doesnt

axxaxa rekt Maqedonia

feelsbad, i thought mericans were spying on us with their satelites nonstop

I was thinking about ww2
Allies started the war to save poland and then in yalta gave it to russia

???

reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4sao0u/the_story_of_dinko_the_bulgarian_superhero_who/

found where plebbit was giving me traffic from

whew.. not plebbit at all

que?? allies started the war couz they had no choice he was comin for them after poland
no one cares about polan

>Bulgarian here. Living here and observing what the media and some people say about a man protecting his country is simply awful. They call him a racist, a bigot, stupid and other leftist tactics in order to bring him down. They try to create division between the folk for not following the narrative of the EU (Merkel). I say fuck them and all multicultural tolerant shitholes. Cheers to a fellow Balkan!
ayyyyyy we've got the same cucked media, how nice


at least cheaprass will now close down 6 out of 10 channels here

I'm gonna upload and translate 3 reffo vids today.

Voulgara and voulgars(lite) how much does the cheapeat 1070 cost up there?

The what?

Gtx 1070

471 euros, geesh, we always get jewed on PC parts around these parts

Crap
The cheapest here is 441

Croats get jewed as well on PC parts, pretty much any one in eastern europe, western less so
Americans get all the cheap parts

fugg no bants for my name pls :(

Zdravo Angel :3

I just want decently priced pc parts ;_;

lamooooo cuck t b h

Greece got a EURO because of someone called "Angelos"


I will never banter this name

youtube.com/watch?v=w4ZsLHFzRDI

>be reffo
>your singing is so bad that you anger 800 people to fight

best shitposter in Bulgaria right now

can;t you order from e bay or amazon?

ebay is sketchy for PC parts af, but yeah try amazon.de, it ships all over EU i think, if you dont have to pay import taxes, you are in the EU so you don't right? i have no idea, check that shit out
zdravo

Dunno i think the cc might still be in effect

can you pay the shipping fee and taxes?

the used market is fucking shit too

I was looking for a cheap replacement cause my 780 died and used 970s are going for 230eu lmao

I'm gonna get a 1060 now

fucking americans get new 970s for 260 euros
thats after 1000s released though
1060 is a great choice imo, if you play in 1080p you dont even need anything more it'll max everything

it will age terribly like most nvidia cards but I'll sell it when HBM2 comes out and get a new one

i dont think nvidia cards age that badly actually
gtx460 from 2010 can run manyy things today, but yeah, I hope nvidia doesn't monopolize, they need competition, I hope AMD get back on their feet in the CPU market as well, with zen and all
if nvidia and intel monopolize it'll be bad for every one

nvidia makes their cards heavily reliant on their drivers and gimps them in time

when a card is too good to get gimped they outright kill it with a """faulty""" driver like they did with the based GTX 690

but AMD is so fucking SHIT people would still rather get fucked by nvidia than to buy their cards

rx480 was a great move, but gotta hand it to nvidia by responding with the 1060, its even better value, i dont like nvidia's business practises at all but they know how to compete, they knew how to compete with 3dfx and they know how to compete with AMD

NVIDIA rig benchmarks all the time, but i dont think your gimping theory is correct honestly

can u guys post ur setups

boii
(I have ordered new parts and they'll arrive soon hopefully, I've had shitty PC parts since forever but now I'll really upgrade)

100% BULGARIN