If all the nordic countries got into a war with each other, who would win?

if all the nordic countries got into a war with each other, who would win?

Finland, because everyone else would kill each other and forget about Finland.

Finns. Because of their asian heritage.

>Norwegians would be busy burning down all the churches in Sweden
>Swedes would be presenting their naked assholes to everyone as a sign of submission
>Danes wouldn't be able to communicate with each other effectively because of their language thus hindering whatever success they might have

Russia

>Norwegians would be busy burning down all the churches in Sweden

is this a heavy metal satanic joke, or a 11th century nordic history joke?

Finland

This is the correct answer

We would make a secret deal with Denmark and destroy Sweden together, and occupy Norway since they wouldn't even put up a fight.

sweden obviously

Whichever is more clever

Islam

All the mainland countries are to weak to launch a naval invasion, so the north Atlantic union of Faroe, Greenland and Iceland wins.

Finland probably

When did this become a Finland Strong thread?

Sweden would desu.

First move would to be neutralize Denmark, which would be simple as the danish man has no will to live and will simply accept defeat. From there, the Swede will conquer Norway in a blitzkreig.
After their western enemies are no longer a threat, they'll focus a long winter campaign against the Finn. Mobilizing their larger population backed by a wider range of resources and industries, they'll keep their front lines supplied with fresh soldiers and supplies that will lead to the eventual domination of Helsinki and other relevant finnish cities. Midway through the war, Russia will lap up the rural, empty countryside.

The Swede will then regroup, and focus their efforts on the Final Cod War.

Sweden doesn't have armed forces, John Svensson.

Since people say they have Mongol blood then isn't it obvious?

you have though about this before, huh?

finns m8

>if all the nordic countries got into a war with each other, who would win?
No one/Russia

As a Russian I am really triggered because of the fact Scandis believe Russia would somehow attack them.

Is there a RUSSIA IS GOING TO KILL EVERYONE propaganda 24 hours or something?

They keep violating laws, by entering our airspace without permission.

10 points to Slytherin

If all nordic countries attacked Finland, we would still win. We have almost 1 million men, who are army trained.
Obviously if we were the ones attacking them, we'd be dead very quickly