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This Sceptred Isle Edition

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ANIME

next person to post cara/maisie/sersh/sophie/kpop is a bender

cara

*starts playing Negro music*

Redpill me on cornish people, who the fuck they are?

Good edition lad. Well done

How many gfs have you guys had?

0 for me ahah

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Saved picture btw.

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This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England

Shite roll tbf lad did it in 20 seconds but enjoy

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What did the Romans think of the Irish?

Feeling a bit down today.

Björk 2bh

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion

abs loved us

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This England is actually a magazine series, I found it in Barnes and Noble while I was walking around.

Same as Scots i.e. not even worth conquering

latest tinder match

Anyone have the angry Yoda photo in red?

What kit is that?

Who.the.fuck
Do you think you are, huh?
Some shart-propelled, mobilityscooter jockey, burger connoisseur cunt is actually threatening me. Me?

i would absolutely lay you thinner than a paper on the pavement and then wipe my arse with you.

cheeky little bastards

>Rangers top
ahhh, yes

>Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion

would splatter her face like a jackson pollock

>thinner than a paper on the pavement
might have some trouble with that tbqh

works if i spread him wide enough

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probably only on I'll ever had
At least I nutted in her a few times before she figured out I was an abnormie freak

its 2 am lads. you should be sleeping and saving energy to be fresh and go to work on monday

outstanding post
favorite album la?

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Lads I genuinely laugh at all the autistic names you have for your pepes

>Moist_eyes_frog2

*rips off your scalp*

*shrinks you down*
*puts you in my pocket*
*walks away*

I'm going to as long as I don't bollocks up the conversation

>danelaw cucks
gutted lmao wessex for life

might have to go to the continent

Oh?

I don't listen to Björk

>not being a NEET

Why did Rome even conquer Angland in the first place? Was it because of the abundant deposits of iron ore found there?

5 serious, 6th that i never willied

*tears a hole in your pocket*
*crawls into your underpants and into your urethra .never to be found again*

pretty shameful despite your flag, 2bh

the conquered it for no other reason than they could and for the personal glories of those in charge at the time

This thread has way to many yank posts

why is it even called /brit/?

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favourite Björk song though

youtube.com/watch?v=BeAZ9DQZFz8

Toking on a skimpy zoot contemplating life

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Brit on vacation here

St Johnstone actually

Britain back in the Roman times was like space for us now. It was the final frontier. You couldn't go any further north. It was a huge item of pride for Romans to conquer it

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he goes and gets his phone like 5 seconds after this

Marcus Hauser here, AMA

Yank on holiday here

you vile disgusting creature

*transforms /brit/ into a fancy 5-star restaurant*

just taste tested 4 different varieties of coca cola

ama

Oh really, what state, lad?

Just did BIG cummies

AMA

may i take your hat sir?

which was the best?

hahahahahahaha everyone point and laugh at this newcunt

Whats it's speciality?

*snaps fingers*

OI, OI WAITER

t. embarassed englander

*shits into the ventilation of the restaurant*

the one i came inside

Prestige mostly. It was the island that Caesar failed to conquer, so obviously every subsequent emperor dreamed of the glory that could be had by subduing the British. The island was also a known source of Tin and Lead at the time as well, which were particularly important resource for Roman infrastructure (all Roman plumbing was lead lined for example).

Had an awful time in birmingham this year lads. Why does that place suck so much?

normal one, then zero, then the green one, then (((diet)))

Texas
>tfw girls hear my Geordie accent

lighthouse at alexandria sighted

green coke u wot m8

sounds about right

FUCK OFF,
I GOT BULLIED ALOT DURING 9TH GRADE AND I'M NOW A FULLY GRADUATED ADULT

I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT, I'VE BEEN THROUGH IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

u went to the wrong places

this is a terrible hour

Who would win in unarmed combat

Kevin Boyle or Timmo Byrne? Clash of the titans

>the green one

Actor
Over the age of 70
Has been in both the best and worst film of all time

Who am I thinking of?

cenaboyle by first round HEEM

>"They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; these see the works of the Lord, and his wonders in the deep." –The Bible, Psalms 107:23-24

>tin and lead
>not iron

Well shit, I thought it was iron ore they were going after.

*opens your backpack*
*rips up all your notes*
heh heh, see you at lunch kid.

Lads what should I say to the girl I posted earlier on tinder?

Need something that will actually work cause I want to put my willy in her fanny

/brit/ i dont know if you noticed it but ive had your back from day one niggas lets blow this bitch

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welcome to the future

Robert DeNiro

*pours liquid nitrogen on my bollocks*
*smash them like clay with a hammer*

huh?

Close!

>drinking fizzy juice
bad lads