His cunt doesn't have beaches

>his cunt doesn't have beaches

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UK """"""""""""""""beaches"""""""""""""""""""

>british beaches

It does though

That shit looks faake

WTF NIGGA 1 SECOND DIFFERENCE
ARE YOU MY LONG LOST TWIN???

>Canadian """""""""beaches"""""""""

My entire country is a long-ass beach

More like a long-ass bitch Xd

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>They think they have good beaches

Can't beat a Yorkshire beach

>imblying

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trying too hard

If the water isn't turquese then it's not a real beach

eww.

Yo.

Ayo, hol up.

>His cunt doesnt have the best beaches in the world

This is literally the beach I live on faggot

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>Freezing water
lame

Timestamp or you're full of lies cunt

This is literally the beach I live 30min from.

Yorkshire beaches are objectively the best in the world

I'm 500m away from this beach

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That looks like shit the water is also probably freezing 10 months out of the year. Combine that with shitty Brit weather and Brit beaches are shit.

What's the point of going to the beach if there's overcast? Or even having beaches when you only have 2 days of cloudless sunny weather all year?

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t. fat montana fuck

Countries without beaches shouldn't be considered countries

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>uk boasting beaches

A beach is a beach, you oily wop.

canada's best beach is in normandy

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>UK
>beaches
um

>abo
>iq

>Can't beat a Yorkshire beach
Yes you can

>beach
비치
>bitch
비치
>no difference

Nope, sorry, you just can't

Nice waves BRO

My country is whiter than yours Abdul.

You're not white, Abo

Yes I am, Paki.

Abo, calm down. No one is impressed.

your butthole is.

Can you not read? Would it help if I translated it into Urdu for you instead?

Stay off the petrol, Abo. Good boy.

Are you just upset because your country isn't white anymore?

>it's an angry abo degenerate desperate for attention shits up another Sup Forums thread episode

Seen this one on repeat for a while now.

Mexico you are absolutely right.

We have the best beaches in the north.

Read that as bitches

Hehe. top bants, ya drongo

Jordan has beaches

So they do... oh well... no one will notice.

>los enamorados
there's this beach where Lorenzo and Maria, two lovers in the year of our Lord 1534, used to met secretly, even though some pirates where raiding occasionally that land. One night Lorenzo arrived at the appointment early and got kidnapped by pirates. Maria saw all the scene from the rocks leading to the beach, and tried to rescue her fiancée jumping in the sea. Her shawl was then found next to the beach.

Every year one thousand torches are lightened to let Maria find her Lorenzo, and the beach is named "dell'innamorata"

Not the best looking beach in Italy, but it's in a nice spot and pretty romantic obviously

I guess that's your approach with women too
"A vagina is a vagina"
I can understand that you have to keep this approach given the poor quality of your slags

>A beach must be at the ocean.

WEW!! You can mock our beaches, but never, ever mock our slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags!

Pls amend the caspian sea """""countries""""" then.

>non-tropical """""""""""""""""""""""""""""beaches""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Don't make me laugh at your silly beaches, /in/

Where's the fucking beach here, hue?

Where's the beach?

I see no beach

but we are the best bitches in all south america
even your country have us free visa

HAHA you will never know the joys of running down a beach during sunset on a deserted winter night. No fucking normies, just you, the sunset and the sound of waves rolling in and fresh air in your lungs.

Looks cool

>tfw you will never know the joys of running down a beach anytime in the year; winter, summer, spring, whenever you want.
Nigga give me a break you are not even tropical pls go

Read it and weep.

Not enjoying ICE COLD AIR and the absence of normies for 6 months. Try again senpai.

Chile thread?

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Benis Beach?

CHILE THREAD

>tropical beach
>gets eaten by shark
no thanks

YES :DDD

yes

>country has beaches
>i live 900km to the next one

In a perfect world

patrician beach comming through

pleb beach:
>sandy
>full of tourists
>poisonous animals in water
>great white sharks in water
>meme tropical palm trees
>polluted sea

Looks comfy. How are the temperatures of water and air there?

I honestly can't take seriously any ""beaches"" outside of the tropics

mediterranean beaches are objectively best in the world

>walking up and down the boardwalk with your friends all afternoon
>eating french fries with old bay, drinking gatorade with vodka mixed in
>playing in arcades
>trying to talk to random girls
>sometimes getting into fights with other drunk teenagers

The summer after high school was a good one guys. I miss those days. Didn't appreciate how cool living near the beach was until I moved to a land locked state in the middle of the country.

>people who unironically go to crowdy beaches

Pleb tier compared to some islands in the Caribbean, Indian and South Pacific oceans

lakes are cool too, r-right guys?

2bh I would kill to live by a lake

Where at?

Lakes > ocean

And that is a fact.

That beach looks awful m8, I hope this isn't actually considered beautiful by Canadian standards

Piscinão de Ramos is pretty comfy though, just look

>his cunt has shitty beaches

looks like a toilet someone forgot to flush.

kek

not sure the exact lake, but up in the Poconos. My grandparents had a dacha (just a trailer, but very comfy) up there, spent quite a few summer weeks just reading books by the lake while watching my little cousins play in the lake. Fond memories...

Sounds nice, I'm far down south from the poconos but looking at moving. We have a few months of cool weather where people aren't around but I'm seeking a comfy location to build a tiny house where there isn't an annual frat boy chimp out. There are remote beaches (former pic related) here but it is a drive.

we have beaches in every ocean in the world
(maybe not every ocean but you know what I mean)

Ever been to New Caledonia?