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WHO TF UP???

You are a right cunt.

would you /cum/?

Nth for fun?

it's 9pm hoe

this isn't real nigga hours yet

no, /cum/ has been around for a while

Nigga it's 11:45

It's 12:45pm on the beast side

Holy shit I might be schizophrenic

That's basically what I'm asking.

My question is basically, "how long has this been happening?"

>extreme reaction to criticism
>deterioration of personal hygiene
i think you should get help user

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/cum/ or me calling him a schizophrenic?

ANYONE?

I probably need help for both, but I've got the impression that you're off-target again.

you dumb bitch you must be lost

more like the least side

west coast best coast

9:45 more time to drink

Anybody seen film lately? Saw Belladonna of Sadness this night. All style no substance. Derived nothing from it and would have been as happy if I'd stayed in especially as there was a row dominated by dweebs immediately to my rear. One of them leaned forward so far I could feel breath.

banter in dc

jokes on you
i'm never wrong

I guess both?

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i don't know how old /cum/ is, a year or two
me calling him a schizophrenic, about 45 minutes

Are you drunker than I am?

Mexico City would be the largest city.

let me just get out my trusty breathalyzer

You can fuck off with that as well. While I'm a chronic depressive I'm no schizophrenic. It is a very rude joke you are playing.

Me neither.
We're probably besties.

how old are you?

Aww, fuck that, field sobriety tests are way more reliable.

Relevance?

it's about the schizophrenia

You just don't belong here, everyone on Sup Forums speaks English so it's not like you're a special snowflake. You have much more in common with Central America than with us. Hell if we invite you there should be also an invitation for the rest of the /lat/ niggers.

Holy God.You're getting a chuckle aren't you?

What do they mean by this ?

It was twoish years ago.

I think.

Maybe three.

The first year sucked, and the following year was amazing.

But I'm drunk as hell, so fuck it.

i haven't even broken out the vodka yet

>cum
>more like cuCK, amirite, ahahahaha

You're a silly mu'er fugger. I almost don't dislike you.

/cum/ was created, if I'm not mistaken, around November of 2014

By a leaf

This is the epitome of forward thinking Bulgarian comedy. We are blessed by this brief performance.

NEVER fuckin respond to me again

is this a joke quaestion or a serious question

im unironically playing katawa shoujo

i think this is a low point

Hey

Are you into autistic qt grills?

well i don't have vodka but i have black rum
poured myself a tall glass of that with no chaser or mixer in it, into a plastic cup

how white trash am i

it gets worse trust me

Fuck off you dirty pecheneg, you half-bred Turkish gypsy.

i have a 40% chance of having schizophrenia

Should have gotten it out of the way in senior year of high school like me

I do the same but with an ice cube and in a glass, at least be a little refined

you have a 100% chance of being a massive faggot

I have known trash and I have known trash. You would be near the bottom of the pile.

Sexual transmitted diseases burns the groins.

nah i had friends back then

What was life like in fascist Italy?

it's a reusable plastic cup at least, not those solo cups

is ice good in black rum? i've never drank it straight before
i don't even remember why i bought it

what did DeShawn mean by this...?

> targeting bernie voters for stds check

I don't even know

got some rum lads
the guy at the liquor store recognized me from my shirt since the other liquor store i was going to go to would have required a u turn and the store i was going to go to for snacks was closed so i had to go to the one i bought my beer at.
im not sure if he bought my story or said he just had to ask due to legal implications. kek.
fml

Noooooo!!!!1111

I have all the negative syndroms.

If you've a tea cup handy and black tea boil some water and make gunfire. It would be a tremendous step up.

Fine you cucks enjoy your Mexican tacofags. You've lost a country man for some bean posts

!!!!

yeah a fair few ppl on Sup Forums fit the requirements of OPs pic

omg, I had that nightmare about that American neckbeard family with young grandparents.

C'est la vie.

So did I, I could treat it as "the funny joke VN by Sup Forums" and not the romance substitute I probably would now.

I don't think there's a huge difference, to be honest I just do it because it makes it look like there's more in the glass and so I don't pour as much actual alcohol in. But I do prefer it cold regardless of what the protocol for rum is.

which idiot decided to combine roman inscriptional capitals and carolingian miniscule as the golden standard for all latin alphabet using countries languages because it looks like complete shit

downloading oblivion buds

>that nightmare
explaim

what?

I don't care lol

Do tell and please what do you refer to?

it's just a joke at the expense of bernouts, i don't think it's specifically targeting them

i remember when i did that
when i was like 16
fuck im older than a gay dinosaur

i had a dream that i had a pet mouse that i let stay in my bed for some reason and it kept trying to sleep between my butt cheeks

>1 cup of tea with one shot of rum
lad i literally have like half of one of these
gonna get some ice i guess

I wish to grab such a woman's thighs and bury my face. . .

I don't remember it well. It was a nightmare about that American meme family like they lived in the truck. The pic was often posted here.

Don't worry about this so much guys, unless you feel the symptoms you identify with are extreme and debilitating.

I personally fit with oversleeping and being unable to concentrate, but if I had to link those two symptoms to anything it'd be ADD or something minor. Have you seen it when schizophrenics display those symptoms? They're completly gone. It's not just "oh no here comes the daydream".

i was 19

that's a homoerotic dream...

Italy bud
go to Italy

...

Not a clue what you refer to.
In depressive state I match up with over half of the list. I know my problems though.

>Oblivion was first released in March 2006 for Microsoft Windows and Xbox 360.
I would have been 16

i have acquired some ice cubes for my rum buds
also some apples because this cheap shit tastes like turpentine

Any woman, any woman. Affection starved, I am. Speaking of Italy there was a young woman reading Italian poetry with her grandfather in cafe yesterday. I desperately wanted to ask about D'Annunzio's Maia but couldn't. How sad, how sad.

>the psychologist

Wanna work as erotic masseuse in Berlin. Thoughts?

Wew lads

>Thoughts?
what am i doing with my life

Nobody has seen film then?

Sex her

Sorry, I only watch flicks.

Why would it matter to anyone aside yourself? Why ask advice from foreign strangers? You are a weirdo.

Not here, bud

my feet were freezing so I put on the socks.