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First for the beginning of something beautiful

hey /cum/ bois

thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=icGTBLeBXnE

btw thats texas german, none of that foreign shit

cum lol

Braixen and delphox = sexiest pokémon Tbh

Five and twenty my hair's turning silver.

Life's misery.

theres even english version :D
heil högge :DDD

>You hold your inner feelings and personality in very high regard and never share in fear that it will be judged so outwardly you project an emotionless image that betrays what you are really like
I don't think so. I can't express myself effectively even if I try my hardest

I'm not easily offended by criticism or whatever. An example of something that bothers me would be a stranger in a car accident. Seeing stuff like that legitimately bothers me, and I don't show it, but it will be on my mind for days and I never forget it

What is the objective BEST city in /cum/?

Give your life serious evaluation because you give me the impression that you are a weak-fleshed pervert.

Why does it matter to you? and why should it matter to anyone else?

why does anything matter lmao

>weak-fleshed
not in the slightest
>pervert
absolutely

I just chipped my tooth

When Brits chip their tooth, do they say that they crisped their tooth?

Pfah, you're a pathetic child like your contemporaries.

i did that in the year i went to saas-fee in wallis
still feels rough today
how bad did you chip it

DEATH TO CANADA!

because I want to leave this shithole city that I live in but I can't stand the suburbs or the middle of nowhere

Nice one

ahaha that was gud

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lol i bet you masturbate to tits or something you fucking square

>bad chest congestion
>cant smoke weed or stoges without coughing
>eat a whole bag of 400mg cannabis infused sour patch kids

Best cheat code

You'll still be yourself no matter where you are and everywhere is much the same.

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Yes but I won't be shot to death in gang crossfire if I go somewhere else.

Freddie Gibbs is being extradited to Austria on rape charges

It's a small part of the bottom of my front right tooth. The part of my tooth that I chipped is fake because I chipped it years ago. I think the fake part weakened over the years because I just chipped it while eating a sandwich.

At least if you are you won't have to worry about rental due.

well dentists havent ever mentioned my chip because its so small. definitely there though, the end of the tooth is rough

what's the best black flag album

youtube.com/watch?v=KBeHiSlWuDI
To me it is tie between Loose Nut, Slip It In, and Damaged. All very fine.

Thread theme for people who aren't bitch niggas: youtube.com/watch?v=3EZjDll7IB4

My chip is small but it's definitely big enough to be noticed. I didn't chip off half my tooth or anything but it's an angular chip that goes up to about the halfway point of my tooth.

I'm not surprised considering - his music being for homosexual males.

Homos make good music. What can I say?

I was implying that you a are a tasteless cocksucker.

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DIE SPURDO KOMMT

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Okay I just had an ugly discussion with my wife again

She still does not want to answer my fucking question which is ''do you want to leave me? yes or no''

All I could squeeze out of her after an hour long discussion was ''there's nothing to answer'' and ''I need time for myself''

I don't wanna waste any more time

Don't get married young, buddies, finish your studies, get a job and a house of your own THEN start worrying about getting together with a woman

Avoid the hassle

Very cute coming from a country that exists as buffer between real nations.

I've only posted one song though, and I only posted it because I watched Zodiac recently

That is NOT what I meant when I said you should talk to her. I meant that you should tell her that you're feeling like you're falling out of love or something

halds maul :D

Defensive, like a bitch.

Fuck off horizontal Germany

It exists because of Perfidious Albion's concert of Europe power games
If you're going to post trashy "banter" like that, at least get your facts correct

*sharts*

Are you not entertained?

I'm just being honest, man. I don't even know what type of music I really like anymore

I told her I don't like the way we are living, we don't even have sex anymore and she doesn't seem to want any

We are just like two friends living in the same house

We've been together for six years by the way, she's american

*double sharts*

Let me meet rudeness with rudeness without being a smart ass in kind when you aren't in the sight.

Thank you for elevating the level of discourse in this thread.

You help perpetuate stereotypes against Americans when you post stupid shit like that
Why would there even need to be a buffer between the Netherlands and France? They're relatively friendly, and the Netherlands is much weaker

fresh thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=DKhML1vf-50

Give her space like she asked for. In the mean time, I really think you should go to a counselor to get some advice. My drunken ramblings probably aren't going to save your marriage

In 3 years and 3 months it will be 2020

Between Germans and French. Good God if Germany had strengthened the left they would have been undisputed masters of Europe a hundred years early instead of everything stalling at Marne. Marne if I remember correct.

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I will still likely be without friend or affection and live by myself working at unfulfilling and meaningless task. Why do I wake in morning?

and i still won't have made anything of myself

I mean, it's not really an amazing buffer. They're still connected via Alsace-Lorraine.
If Germany ruled over Belgium, the French would have better defended their Belgian border and it wouldn't be an easy route to Paris anymore

i think its safe to say i dont have a native language

Cuck

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>Give her space like she asked for.
I'm going to, that's all she's asking for
>In the mean time, I really think you should go to a counselor to get some advice. My drunken ramblings probably aren't going to save your marriage
Not going to a counselor, I don't have the money for that
Your drunken ramblings are more than enough though, always be sure of what you write

I don't have any friends, I need friends and I'm working on it

I'll write this again for everyone: Don't get married young

nice meme bro
too bad itll be your last one

dxm kickrd in buds
i feel so strange
it's taking an unholy amount of time ti type this post

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Wtf mom

I've been drunk, never high. I've been drunk, always alone.

Well the only thing I can really say is that you should try your hardest to reconcile. If you cared enough about each other to get married, then the relationship is worth the effort it takes to try to fix it

Drugs get you nowhere

jelly. maybe ill do the same tomorrow night

the other guy's retarded, this is the theme: youtube.com/watch?v=l4VWzb3qgM8

i've never been this drunk or high before
just buzzed at most

they get me out od my head

truly a living mother to give the gift of poo

I haven't been drunk in almost a year now I'm thinking about it. I wish I had the money to spend.

That's a lie

evilrobotted.bandcamp.com/album/shitty-noise-early-works-2003-2005 Best thread theme

Wise lad, wonder if it's the alcohol that makes you write this stuff

Why the hell do we need a ''thread theme''? is it really that necessary?

You're a very lucky man and you should make it work. The fact you so much as have something puts you above most in this thread.

Maybe if I had some absinthe I could write a best selling self help book

*pops you in the mouth*
Now what

evilrobotted.bandcamp.com/track/mallcore-sluts Oops wrong link
This is the truest thread theme

Look, it's all I have and this is the current thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=M4OsKr2aE3Y

Thread theme

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>tfw ginger

>tfw unironically used to play college ball ya know

>tfw got wrecked in a >it's a drunken friend sucker punches you for no reason episode

>tfw brain damage so bad that it fucked up my appetite

>tfw I've lost 60 pounds and now regularly get mistaken for a faggot twink fuccboi

>tfw the only women that are attracted to me now are hipster emotional trainwrecks

I unironically didn't deserve this lads

..It's not hard to get it on with a girl
Bet you could

I can't so much as tell if people are interested in me. Except for the homosexuals. God damn gays. One of them ruined a film trying to ingratiate themselves upon me. What the fuck are you supposed to do in that situation when they're on the left and a fat man spilling over your armrest is on the right?

thus is a reall ygood album

>women are attracted to him
get a load of this normie

Revenge kill your friend

I am twenty-five. The closest I've ever been was my fourth grade crush that I would tease.

you're legally allowed to give him brain damage as revenge
trust me i'm a lawyer

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