Is australia worst place to live in the 1st world?

Is australia worst place to live in the 1st world?

1) Houses are extremely expensive, you are supposed to pay 1kk dollars + for shit- tier old house
2) Everything is expensive as hell, salaries are average
3) Women are ugly as fucking sin, also they are gold diggers and whores, and only want 10\10 guy's dick
4) 90% of males there are autistic as hell, so no friends there
5) No culture at all, was populated by imbred shit-tier brits, who were useless in uk, so nowdays australian whites are sons of whores and thiefs - not cool
6) Asians everywhere, as we know, asians are truly sumhumen, so you know
7) No internet at all, worst disadvantage here
8) Boring as hell, everyone do their fucking job like robots and no idea how to have fun
9) It is fucking desert, you live in the asshole of the world

That is correct, Australia is pretty bad. Australians are neighbours to no one, so they have no one to learn from, and they are not interested in improvement either. The situation in Australia is akin to the Polish People's Republic (communist), where you had a lot of money, but you couldn't purchase shit.

t. pingpole, expert on Australia

Probably not because most of you are dumb as bricks middle class people who care about things like average salary, average healthcare, average cost of living, so their job market is probably the best in the world as far as covering you on the forementioned except maybe Switzerland. For everything else America and the UK is vastly superior.

i love you Russia

>7) No internet at all
REALLY makes you think

Nailed it Dmitri.

Nobody come here. It's terrible.

everything is better than Russia.idiot

haha, but it's not as bad as NZ! everyone go to Australia and NOT nz

Yeah m8 it's pretty shit. Better not come here.

Its full so fuck off

Literally none of that is true

>5) No culture at all, was populated by imbred shit-tier brits, who were useless in uk, so nowdays australian whites are sons of whores and thiefs - not cool

That one is.
I mean seriously, you just imitate American culture.

Maybe the no culture part to some extent, but very few Australians are the descends of "shit-tier Brits", let alone inbred ones. Most Australians came as free settlers or British immigrants, and even then most of the "convicts" were sent here for very minor crimes.

your women are ugly

>British ''''''''''culture''''''''''
>original

Pretty much. You'd definitely be better off going migrating somewhere else.

No, our culture is your culture slightly revamped
Your opinion but most people don't think that

>2) Salaries are average

What? We have the highest minimum wage in the world. That literally makes no sense.

I would never ever live in Australia. I don't know why anyone would choose to

america has higher, also, excluding taxes and if we way attention on average prices, so americans 100 times better

pretty much

We have a really low minimum wage. Some states have minimum wages similar to that of australia and a few cities have a $15 minimum wage, but the federal minimum wage is only $7.25

Crime is still crime user.

can you tell me about taxes.

For example, you earn 70k dollars per year. How much will you get excluding taxes?

>5) No culture at all
Uhmmm try again sweetie :)

Yes it's hell on earth, stay out

Just google it Ivan, aussie minimal wage per hour is $17 and it is highest in the world

To be fair you Brits have a tendency to actually look inbred.

Which gives you absolutely nothing

except the fact that I'm able to save lots of money and it goes much further overseas, that's why Aussies travel so much

It's not because of the minimum wage, it's just because we have good incomes in general.

Yet you still can't secure the basic need of a roof above your head, while here commieblocks do the job for the poor

Yeah, I get paid $20 an hour to bag groceries haha

Not bad money for work that a literal retard could accomplish

But even our shitkickers on minimum wage jobs can afford to go overseas for extended periods of time.
You're just pulling this shit from your ass, our purchasing power is 100x better than your shithole.

are commieblocks comfy?

High minimum wage also provides an incentive for shitkickers to get off the dole and work. Our benefits aren't as good as countries like Norway/Sweden/France etc, so we have more people actually contributing to the economy than just leeching from it.

>implying russian women are sexy as hell

Do you have any factual evidence to back up these claims

What good is it for with your housing bubble?

Yes, they can be really comfy. Only you, your closest family and carp in the bathtub

Only if they're uni students who live with their parents. I doubt you could live independently and still have enough to regularly travel for extended periods of time by living off the minimum wage. I could be wrong though.

There are cute twinks

Even with our housing bubble our purchasing power is better than yours. People in Poland have lower wages and the cost of living is higher comparatively, because you are a developing country.

Plus, we are steering this bubble to a slow landing by introducing tighter regulations and controls on foreign investment and influx of capital.
Let's say you work full time (45 hours a week) at minimum wage (for me, I believe it's around $20 an hour).

So that's $900 a week.

Perhaps $200 would be spent on rent, 100 on misc (transport, cleaning supplies, etc) $50-60 on groceries, $50-60 on going out. That still leaves give or take $400-450 of savings per week.

Relax, I'm not a Polska strong guy, I know your wages are better.
But based on what non-triggered Aussies say, that money can't buy you much of worth in Australia, other than lots of VB. Also shit like electronics and games are really overpriced, so it's not that you can buy much more of them either. Here Internet's cheap, food's cheap, I don't know what else would you like to buy in life, I don't know.

Whether it is true or not I'd love to hear from you.

I want to fuck with aussi cute twink

Hmm you're right. Working a standard 40 hour week would give you around $40,000, which while a lot lower than the $75,000 average full time wage, is still high enough to live on and save if single.

I think you're vastly overestimating how expensive shit is here. Also, if you're not living in a major city like me, housing is really cheap. My sister works as a glorified janitor and just bought her second house.

What do you mean by "of worth"? Video games? Because if so I'm not the one to ask, I don't game at all.

But yeah, shit's pretty expensive here, owing partly to our distance from the rest of the world and partly to high taxes. That's the trade off for living here I guess, it's definitely not for everyone, and many Aussies move overseas because of this.

>My sister works as a glorified janitor and just bought her second house
Your sister is a prostitute

>tfw want to kill myself but can't get a gun because ausfailia

Fuck this country to hell.

go to america then, that's what it's for. gun lovers.

Thats because a loaf of bread costs 18 dollarydoos

what's the price for example for... a pound of meat, a nice cut like ribeye steak
what's the price of a pound of broccoli
what's the price of a can of sardines.

kthanks

Dude just go outside. There's probably always a snek or spoider just wanting to help you end your misery.

I don't have money for a plane ticket or even a passport.

>pound

absolutely disgusting

Carbon monoxide poisoning. Burn charcoal in your shower or another confined space.

Yes.

>Extremely overvalued houses
>Lots of urban sprawl
>Houses are rarely more than one story tall, massive waste of space.
>Shitty internet, I only just got fibre optic this year. 95% of the country has degraded copper lines powering ADSL2.
>Nanny state, not letting anyone have any fun ever. No weed, no guns, no fun. Super regulated.
>The government doesn't give a shit about climate change and continually gives subsidies and tax cuts to fossil fuels even though we are as sunny as morocco and should be taking advantage of solar.
>Australian Media completely decimated by low quality American music and tv.
>Corrupt duopolies exist in every sector. Supermarkets: Coles and Woolworths Newspapers: Fairfax and News Corp telecommunications: Telstra and Optus Politics: Labor and Liberal
>Desert is increasing in size every year, nothing is being done
>Farmers have started killing themselves because farming is too hard now
>No jobs
>High school graduates are essentially worthless
>Universities continually offering degrees that won't make people employable.
>Government pays refugee boats to turn around
>Government pays other nations to hold refugees in prisons instead of putting them in the desert, billions of dollars wasted.
>Government gave tax cuts to corporations when we have a big mining boom with sent all the money overseas or into the pockets of billionaires, we wasted everything.

I'd rather live in fucking Zimbabwe than in this shitdump.

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>Also shit like electronics and games are really overpriced

This is true to an extent. Electronics are fairly priced, with the exception being PC parts and consoles which are expensive. But games stopped being expensive when steam became a thing, digital distribution saved time and money, a lot of which would have been spent shipping the games all the way here.

She's almost too perfect, to the point where it doesn't even really turn you on

your country lacks obvious slutty women, this is why no one can get laid.

t. never been here

>your country lacks obvious slutty women
I lost my virginity at 15 to an 19 yo with double D's lmoa

theres no such thing as an anglo country without sluts

>tfw no gf

>your country lacks obvious slutty women

your sister and cousin don't count mate.

Sorry mate, I dont live in the deep south of the US

That's right, you live in the outback the deep south equivalent.

This is what russian girls like.

>tfw you wer eborn australian

they just look like run of the mill sluts

thanks for the (You)s though

You forgot
10) Everything wants to fucking kill you

Whatever, dude. At least it's better than being born here.

How can housing be so expensive when there's so much land and so few people?

Chinks and wealthy older people buy up all the available houses. Also you're right, in the less populated areas housing prices are reasonable, it's just in the city where they are insane.

Where do you live?

In a smallish town, so houses should be fairly cheap. However, recently it's undergone a lot of growth and the government hasn't set aside enough land for housing development, so prices are going up.