Visit cousin in straya

>visit cousin in straya
>meet his friends
>can't even finish one setence without someone repeating it in his fake german accent while doing his best hitler immitation
>they tell me my thick german accent is funny
Why are strayas so rude?

zee hitler lol

I would always make Nazi sounds to a German guy in my class. It's normal.

What are "Nazi sounds"?

Uncivilised proginy of thieves. Unadulterated cunts.

no one know what those words mean dude

English speakers do

>t. American education

Remember you are German. You have no humour. You are are serious person, not a clown. Teach them a lesson and yell on them in German like "DENKST DU, DU BIST WITZIG, DU DUMMER PISSER?! HAST DU TODESSEHNSUCHT ODER WAS?!" and they will not make fun of your accent again.

And romance speakers.

spotted the martsharter

Vrai

Herr Hinkel eatah de armpit, ja?

See, it's funny

It's just banter Hanz.

That's still be funny and someone would probably say "HOLY FUCK DUDE YOU SOUND LIKE THOSE MEME VIDEOS OF HITLER"

Even German rage is autistic.

This and while you visit them, build in that short time a own existence with hard work and make them feels like Untermenschen by making more wealth than they ever have made in their life.

No class, or dignity, or decency, just penal colony trash really.

this happens more often than you'd think. We tend to joke a lot, nothing personal kid
>be in highschool
>new teacher at start of semester, from American South
>strong noticeable accent
>"Hello my name is miss Bergo"
>Everyone: hellooo meees buuurgo
The whole semester a few clowns would imitate her voice , but she didn't mind

wow that's really funny haha
australian banter really is the funniest, gotta love that

Probably more like "c-calm down, dude. it was just a j-joke"

No?

America was the penal colony. It only switched to Oz because you threw a hissy fit.

Being funny is a good thing though. Own it and they will stop.

Are you us? We had the same with a southern yank man.

>germans in charge of taking a joke

Then come to me and try joking with me.

Altschauerberg 8
91448 Emskirchen
Germany

I will beat the shit out of you.

You're expected to take it as a joke. When someone banters you, the logical and sensible thing to do is banter right back. Just saying

We had a kraut exchange student so this happened to him, fortunately by the time he left he banged two asian chicks

last time I checked he came back here for uni

Wrong, it's just that our trashier and indecent groups tend to stand out more

We do it to everyone, dont take it to heart. If you can take the casual bantz without crying and deal it back, we'll probably like you more.

Post a pic outside of it to confirm

Do you like s-sweets? Or maybe a p-postcard?

hahah dumbarse

Here you go.

I like honey and energy drinks.

We had an American teacher called Mr Burger. He was a little fat guy with a beard and he taught history.

can I stay with you
Your house looks comfy and big enough for me and my family

>visit cousin in straya
>meet his friends
>can't even finish one sentence without someone repeating it in his fake french accent while someone next to him doing mime movements while calling me a nationalist for sporting a white t shirt, white socks and having white handkerchiefs
>they tell me my people are funny
Why are strayans so rude?

lmao what the fuck is a nazi sound you autist

very short sounds mimicking a nazi officer shouting at the soldiers.

>no timestamp

>german
>soft cunt that can't handle banter
no surprises

HON HON HON LMAO

at least they aren't chinks

I had a hippy Aussie girl constantly try to rebuke anything i'd say like she was trying to real life banter me. Got really annoying after a while and I just left.

Hopefully it's just coincidence though and they're not all like that.