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Warriors of Gaul edition

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korean pop

some of the posts today have been pretty awful lads

let's all strive to do better in the future

A taste of Australia for you all: I had a client yesterday take off my dress and then say, "Those are nice titties, babe. Absolute rippers."

doing a poo

Best thing about brit?

Safe space for mandem.

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>Assistant manager at subway
>I may be chunkier than the average but Im amazing and that's all that matters hahah! :-)

saw mince pies in tesco earlier

there is a spider
spider
spider

Everything that would be described as a gimmick in this general is a meme in others...

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How much do I need to go travelling lads?

Found out I'm getting fired in January.

I could save maybe about 3k, how long would this get me in somewhere like Asia?

moggers

WHO?

How many'd you get?

still would

pmsl at the wee jew babby laughing and enjoying the heated debate

>3rd picture

J O O C Y

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not anti semitic or anything but i do believe jews are genetically and culturally inferior and that the world would be better if they didn't exist

get yourself a thick gf

bigger version

of course people have sex. At least she won't be uncomfortable about anything and honestly unless you live all your life with some highschool love yank type of shit then every partner you're going to have are going to be experienced. it's not a obviously a bad thing

like how she looks like a child in the face
very arousing

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Depends. If you do tourist activities in tourist places then its almost like taking a trip to London or New York and its gone in a month.

If you live like a local it can last 6 months

don't get the gimmick of worshiping a high power lads

Just walked in on my gf masturbating to porn, not even joking chaps

then why do jews overachieve in every way?

>5"2
>a few extra pounds body type
Looks like she'd be alri if she lost the blubber tho

To be honest i'd just need a place to stay near a beach where I can drink cheap beer and browse Sup Forums at night.

Don't need to climb up mountains to see a statue or anything.

>junk
FOY

need to find a gf that doesn't want to go anywhere or do anything and has no ambition

considering a crusade

me too lad

find a girl who shoots up H then

used to be like this then I had sex with a virgin girl and it was shite
now I'm dating a slutty girl and she fucks good plus actually wants to fuck

I'd fuck her tits

found the one

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You can live like a king in Uganda for about 500 a month lad. Separate from the locals an everything.

you would do alright in a lot of places, you can live in Bali for about 6k a year but you have flights to include as well of course. try getting a work visa for aus and or nz, you can add to your cash as you move around. Just dont go and live in one place for a year, too many do that.

That doesn't exist mate, they're always doing something or scheming

>155cm
literally a midget. lol

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>Foodie
>Body type: prefer not to say

Simply cannot stop wanking desu lads

Looking for someone with similar interests, my perfect scenario would be finding that person I can maybe go to festivals with and we can enjoy the music together with your arm round me or dancing with me n then we can fall into the tent after all the madness and cuddle in our drunken state till we fall asleep :')

Every time I see the word "spaff" I burst out laughing

>I am a BBC

hahahaha

that's exactly what I'm saying though

everyone is far more experienced than me, im left feeling undeveloped. I know it's a waste of time to worry about the past I can't revisit but it doesn't stop how I feel

>laughing at your own posts

quite runty

Young Asian guy who introduced himself with "I'll cum quick the first time cos I ain't had sex in 6 months" before clamping his mouth onto mine and attempting to wash my tonsils with his tongue. True to his word he came the first time in 3 thrusts. Second time he managed 45 seconds, then had a shower, then spent 20 minutes having a loud argument on the phone to his ex-girlfriend. Then wanted a third go, in which he came in 5 thrusts. Not sure I've ever had a less physically demanding booking that actually included vaginal!

spaff

conspiracy init

>no filter needed
I disagree, one that removes marker pen eyebrows would be a start.

Haven't had skittles in 10+ years

Yes? No?

Literally can't get used to having a proper job in an office lads.

Think about quitting and living like a NEET everyday.

Not sure what to do - how do people live like this for forty odd years before retirement? Can't explain how little I can be arsed.

REALLY hungry

just stop worrying about it, you're going to have sexual intercourse and a relationship like everyone else one day or another. you're just a late bloomer
and if you aren't in your mid 20s yet there's not really anything to worry about

*feeds you*
*rubs your tummy*

basically spend my days off just sitting around waiting to go back to work

my days off are just really long breaks

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did you finish her off?

poetic justice

you madman.
yes

;_;7

>Every fat cow says "few extra pounds body type"

>you're going to have sexual intercourse and a relationship like everyone else one day or another
dont like this cunt

>Personality: Foodie

why are girls so boring?

Time for a wank, anyone got any recommendations?

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wtf

same but only over girls
liking boys is very gay

they spend a few more pounds when they eat

All normies are boring cunts

body type: Peewee Longway

>anyone got any recommendations?

tug your willy until white stuff comes out

Lisa Ann, shes fertility in physical form however plastic she may be

christ on a bike

Didn't eat for 3 days now my stomach has shrunk so I cant eat more than 500 calories without feeling sick.

Pretty epic 2bh

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>there are cinemas where its illegal to go by yourself

wtf

can't find the '4chanarian' personality type on the list

a-trak does some good tunes lads

that's not the proper way to do it if you're trying to lose weight la

Honestly a choon, reminiscent of the vaporwave bollocks but less memeish and more mature

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Go on one of those cam sites and pay a 3rd worlder a fiver to smash herself with a dildo screaming your name.

Only a bit

why not

I just want to wear suits all the time. You feel and look a lot better. Shame I'm neet.

Too poor to keep buying my usual smokes, have to settle for amber leaf now

thank god they dont have this here

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tbqh

is this the lad was suffering from drug withdrawal?

Guarantee they have no real interest in food apart from pizza and ice cream, maybe sushi

Bored of her, she's good obviously but I need something new

if you say lorry instead of truck you should consider not waking up tomorrow

imagine rating mac demarco

>goofball
>less memeish and more mature
also memewave is complete and utter shite