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some of the posts today have been pretty awful lads
let's all strive to do better in the future
A taste of Australia for you all: I had a client yesterday take off my dress and then say, "Those are nice titties, babe. Absolute rippers."
doing a poo
Best thing about brit?
Safe space for mandem.
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>Assistant manager at subway
>I may be chunkier than the average but Im amazing and that's all that matters hahah! :-)
saw mince pies in tesco earlier
there is a spider
spider
spider
Everything that would be described as a gimmick in this general is a meme in others...
How much do I need to go travelling lads?
Found out I'm getting fired in January.
I could save maybe about 3k, how long would this get me in somewhere like Asia?
moggers
WHO?
How many'd you get?
still would
pmsl at the wee jew babby laughing and enjoying the heated debate
not anti semitic or anything but i do believe jews are genetically and culturally inferior and that the world would be better if they didn't exist
get yourself a thick gf
bigger version
of course people have sex. At least she won't be uncomfortable about anything and honestly unless you live all your life with some highschool love yank type of shit then every partner you're going to have are going to be experienced. it's not a obviously a bad thing
like how she looks like a child in the face
very arousing
...
Depends. If you do tourist activities in tourist places then its almost like taking a trip to London or New York and its gone in a month.
If you live like a local it can last 6 months
don't get the gimmick of worshiping a high power lads
Just walked in on my gf masturbating to porn, not even joking chaps
then why do jews overachieve in every way?
>5"2
>a few extra pounds body type
Looks like she'd be alri if she lost the blubber tho
To be honest i'd just need a place to stay near a beach where I can drink cheap beer and browse Sup Forums at night.
Don't need to climb up mountains to see a statue or anything.
>junk
FOY
need to find a gf that doesn't want to go anywhere or do anything and has no ambition
considering a crusade
me too lad
find a girl who shoots up H then
used to be like this then I had sex with a virgin girl and it was shite
now I'm dating a slutty girl and she fucks good plus actually wants to fuck
I'd fuck her tits
found the one
You can live like a king in Uganda for about 500 a month lad. Separate from the locals an everything.
you would do alright in a lot of places, you can live in Bali for about 6k a year but you have flights to include as well of course. try getting a work visa for aus and or nz, you can add to your cash as you move around. Just dont go and live in one place for a year, too many do that.
That doesn't exist mate, they're always doing something or scheming
>155cm
literally a midget. lol
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>Foodie
>Body type: prefer not to say
Simply cannot stop wanking desu lads
Looking for someone with similar interests, my perfect scenario would be finding that person I can maybe go to festivals with and we can enjoy the music together with your arm round me or dancing with me n then we can fall into the tent after all the madness and cuddle in our drunken state till we fall asleep :')
Every time I see the word "spaff" I burst out laughing
>I am a BBC
hahahaha
that's exactly what I'm saying though
everyone is far more experienced than me, im left feeling undeveloped. I know it's a waste of time to worry about the past I can't revisit but it doesn't stop how I feel
>laughing at your own posts
quite runty
Young Asian guy who introduced himself with "I'll cum quick the first time cos I ain't had sex in 6 months" before clamping his mouth onto mine and attempting to wash my tonsils with his tongue. True to his word he came the first time in 3 thrusts. Second time he managed 45 seconds, then had a shower, then spent 20 minutes having a loud argument on the phone to his ex-girlfriend. Then wanted a third go, in which he came in 5 thrusts. Not sure I've ever had a less physically demanding booking that actually included vaginal!
spaff
conspiracy init
>no filter needed
I disagree, one that removes marker pen eyebrows would be a start.
Haven't had skittles in 10+ years
Yes? No?
Literally can't get used to having a proper job in an office lads.
Think about quitting and living like a NEET everyday.
Not sure what to do - how do people live like this for forty odd years before retirement? Can't explain how little I can be arsed.
REALLY hungry
just stop worrying about it, you're going to have sexual intercourse and a relationship like everyone else one day or another. you're just a late bloomer
and if you aren't in your mid 20s yet there's not really anything to worry about
*feeds you*
*rubs your tummy*
basically spend my days off just sitting around waiting to go back to work
my days off are just really long breaks
did you finish her off?
poetic justice
you madman.
yes
;_;7
>Every fat cow says "few extra pounds body type"
>you're going to have sexual intercourse and a relationship like everyone else one day or another
dont like this cunt
>Personality: Foodie
why are girls so boring?
Time for a wank, anyone got any recommendations?
same but only over girls
liking boys is very gay
they spend a few more pounds when they eat
All normies are boring cunts
body type: Peewee Longway
>anyone got any recommendations?
tug your willy until white stuff comes out
Lisa Ann, shes fertility in physical form however plastic she may be
christ on a bike
Didn't eat for 3 days now my stomach has shrunk so I cant eat more than 500 calories without feeling sick.
Pretty epic 2bh
>there are cinemas where its illegal to go by yourself
wtf
can't find the '4chanarian' personality type on the list
a-trak does some good tunes lads
that's not the proper way to do it if you're trying to lose weight la
Honestly a choon, reminiscent of the vaporwave bollocks but less memeish and more mature
Go on one of those cam sites and pay a 3rd worlder a fiver to smash herself with a dildo screaming your name.
Only a bit
why not
I just want to wear suits all the time. You feel and look a lot better. Shame I'm neet.
Too poor to keep buying my usual smokes, have to settle for amber leaf now
thank god they dont have this here
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is this the lad was suffering from drug withdrawal?
Guarantee they have no real interest in food apart from pizza and ice cream, maybe sushi
Bored of her, she's good obviously but I need something new
if you say lorry instead of truck you should consider not waking up tomorrow
imagine rating mac demarco
>goofball
>less memeish and more mature
also memewave is complete and utter shite