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The PIRA's campaign of ethnic cleansing in South Armagh edition

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c'est la vie

not a fan 2bh

fucking romanian

inb4 shitizen posts the pizza and bread pic again

Are tattoos the easiest way to spot someone's a runt?

get yourself a thick girl

yes

send them back

why would you get a thick girl

>tfw successfully hijack some Northern Irish fatties identity to trigger some Irish runt

A former flatmate of mine first met his future wife in fucking nursery school.

They've had their first date when they were both 8 and they've been together ever since then. They married at 24 and have two sons now (three years later).

she won't clock on that you're cheating

me

Why is the Mick triggered again? I haven't even posted anything

He's a loon

hugs

Business idea:conquer the south of ireland and enslave them.

getting my daily dose of buzzfeed and the young turks

watching that twelfth in northern ireland docu and the proddies are attacking the catholic schoolgirls. absolutely furious lads.

>i'm very outgoing

Is it possible to get a gf if you don't have a car?

>le goaty mcgoatface
fuck off

getting my daily dose of coronation street

Micks are always triggered

In the bath, lads x

So now the yanks and Japs are kicking off about Brexit who's next?

who knows. a perpetual victim complex turns these weirdos even weirder.

Need a fucktard gf

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British Arab & Irish

I don't have a job and I've got a gf.

yeah

if you live in a big city, yes. otherwise no.

I'm in a wheelchair and I have a gf

which gay bar is /brit/s official watering hole?

is it possible to get a gf if you don't have any personality?

i've got 5 (and a half) fingers and i've got a gf

#merky
#skengman
#problem

Why are the japs kicking off?
I thought they were all anlgophiles, hence all the weird brit anime and shit

What have we done then?
Literally get my news from /brit/.

The Empty Closet

nightingales

>Lad at work is 24 and almost completely bald
>Felt really bad for him because it's JUST tier
>My hair one day randomly started receding.
>Wasn't sure if just being paranoid
>Gf said 'wow user your hair is going really far back'

Just fuck my shit up

>

stop killing the mandem

Why are those in /brit/ such pieces of shit lads? is it true 99% of you are pakis?

430kg skinny fat here ama

>Tfw good hair genetics

imagine being dead

had a gf when I had no job and lived with mummy and daddy

>baldness on neither side of the family

ah yes

>"h-hey lads please feel sorry for me even though I have a gf"

'kys'

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:)

really enjoyed this mini-gimmick

h-hi

THESE THREADS GO TOO FAST REEEEEEEEEEE

pretty jealous 2bh

me on the left

starting to see a lot of hitch hikers these days

remember them being common enough in the early 90s as a kid, then it just stopped. but literally in the last few months I'm routinely passing some random guy with his thumb out or a bunch of students/backpackers with a destination sign

weird

really hot out today boys
Just jobbing it as hard as I can here to waste time until I can go home from wageslavery

nah mate

looks a bit paki himself

Same but that's when I was 21

Now that I'm 27 I doubt I could pull it off haha

No we're exclusively bengali

back to the fucking call centre tomorrow

when I was a yout I used to bun cali weed in a rizla

>brits out! pakis in!

Howling at the reaction my post has invoked, some runtlike creatures even said the word "mick" and "triggered" in the same sentence

>First Date
>Spoons?

this is why nobody likes irish posters here

fucking stop with the IRA posting

nobody caresssss

Annoying runt trying to walk with me in the morning is going to ruin my typical brisk early morning walk accompanied with choons
Couldn't be angrier

scared I'm going to fuck it up with the thick soon to be gf

OI YA CHEEKI CUNT
THAT'S NOT THE GOOD WAY TO TALK TO SOMEONE

dont respect people that dont wear a watch

sometimes i genuinely wonder if id rather be homeless than have to keep going to this job i fucking hate

couldn't your mum give you a lift to school?

Tell him to doop off and walk on his own

*shoots 14 Catholics in Londonderry*

Class Sunday I'm having lads

the fact that the gf and I are only together when uni's on and are in separate countries when it's holidays has probably been extremely good for our relationship because she's an annoying little fucker

I'm not posting anything in relation to the IRA, don't hate on me

>used to work in a call centre
>now work in a stockroom

Worse pay but i can get through a 12 hour shift without seeing another soul

>Back to the office
>Back to the stress of the work I didn't complete on friday because I thought, fuck it, I'll wait til Monday
>Back to the salty slags who are miserable because they've been there for years and years and try and take it out on people
>Back to my boss desperately hanging onto his youth trying to flirt with the young members of the team who think he's desperate and sad
>Back to the fat bitch whose lonely with no partner so vents her frustration by commenting on other people's weight and relationships
>Back to the grind which makes me want to kill myself every month until my account balance increases slightly and persuades me to carry on for three more weeks before I repeat the cycle.

what's the job

>leave the call centre after 1 hour of an 8 hour shift because of anxiety nausea
need a new job

ah all this fedora bait
excellent

>Back to the building site tomorrow, getting manky and working in the pissing rain

Uncle tom

super nintendo

please refer to

youre either an IRA poster or that twat with the shit "im a amateur boxer" gimmick

if youre neither, youre cool. But youre one of them

why didn't he just eat someting? lmao

>tfw just a pawn working in a factory for minimum wage

Convinced my room is possessed

The air is heavy and you feel angry and irritated after an hour inside it

As a lad that used to work on a building site between uni I miss it.

It\'s shit, rainy and cold, but at least you feel alive and feel satisfied with a good day's graft.

Sitting in a mildly warm office is grim as fuck.

Writing a britpop choon

Going to become the world's next Cast or maybe even Shed 7 who knows.

guys

I'm neither, there's at least 4 Irish posters here

>cool
FOY

show some fucking respect edgy cunt