Do you own an Apple product?

Do you own an Apple product?

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an iphone, but I regret it now because I came on here and everyone calls me a fag :( I want to take it back but I can't afford a new phone. What do I do? I KNEW I should have gotten a htc u11.

No, I am not a faggot

I used to own a 4th iPod touch and it was a piece of shit

/thread

No. I like it when my hardware has airflow and i can drag and drop files among devices without a need for some stupid software to do it.

Yes. This is actually the comfiest you can be in a first-world nation. I am never listening to you fags again. I fell for the "build your own battlestation!" meme and ended up with a bulky RGB/LED monstrosity. Never again. You fags have zero idea what you're talking about because you can't even afford these in the first place so you'll parrot a bunch of buzzwords like "throttling." How the fuck am I gonna make this throttle? It won't. Get fucked neckbeards

160GB iPod Classic.

Battery is starting to crap out though, so I'll probably just make the switch to using my phone permanently for music when it finally bites the dust.

Yeah, I own a Mac. It's just a computer so I don't understand the fanboyism or hate around them.

Good somewhere where I can shit on that commercial. God damn what an obnoxious and stupid joke at the end. Between this and that woman singing incomprehensible lyrics in a chromebook ad it's pure cancer.

Wods gombuuter

What are you using to move files around lol??

Macfags use them (and iPhones) as a "status symbol" while the Apple haters laugh at their technological incompetence (overpriced hardware, limited software). Simple as that.

oh god yes I am mean wow totally made me angry and woooweeee. Ads.. whewh they make me so angry. I mean god it is a computer and she is using it in the dirt WTF! Not even water cooled and can't install linux on it LOL fail.

Do I get my Sup Forums card yet?

I have never used a single Apple product in my entire life. Never held and iPhone in my hand, never pushed a single key on a Macbook. I hate Apple anyway.

I own an iPhone 5c that I use daily and two iPhone 4s.

Yes, but I run GNU/Linux on it.

>technological incompetence

I could have sworn about 80% of the programmers at every tech company use macbook pros. Oh wait this is a kids website and you don't have a job yet.

TOtally Elite IT nerds who have built their computer and everything.

What's a product?

...

Yeah, they aren't that powerful. For the average consumer, they are enough, but a Pro computer should have more power. As for the status symbol thing, I never understood why some people value the Apple brand so much. I once brought my Mac to class and a couple of my classmates started gossiping about it as if I brought it to brag about it when I just needed it to show my project to the teacher. Makes me mad that I can't really use my laptop in public without getting looks. It's just a fucking computer, it's not a sports car.

>limited software
Like what? You can run just about anything worth running on a mac. Office, Adobe Creative Cloud, etc etc..

Just because it can't run your shitty pajeet shovelware you got from some shady website, doesn't mean shit. Get fucked nigger

No you get an autism diploma

uh, not what i meant, i meant the quirky "what's a computer" with a straightface and a few beats

This.

t. Programmer on a MBP

>I never understood why some people value the Apple brand so much.
Because it fucking works out of the box and won't blue screen or brick just because of some shitty pajeet updates like Windows does?

>but a Pro computer should have more power

To play video games with AMIRIGHT?

Find any pro and they will most definitely be using a water-cooled LED lit gaming PC. Just need that.. power.

>le Apple is for professional creators/coders maymay
We both know that's bullshit and the only reason you see macs is paid advertisement.
What's next, you're gonna me a poorfag? This us ussually the go to for iFags

No, but I'm so close to buying a whole bunch of Apple shit and taking the plunge. I originally avoided it because I didn't want people calling me a fag but all my friends use iOS, being able to take your phone to an Apple Store seems really convenient, iOS and macOS communicate with each other really smoothly and frankly I'm tired of tinkering around with my phone.
I'm tired of Windows making everything 10x harder than it needs to be and I'm tired of Android's shitty apps, design inconsistencies, lack of guidelines, security issues and lack of support.

I swear I'm yet to know the context of this pic, and I've seen it everyday with that one "what's a computer" memephrase

>My gut tells me it's some Apple ad

>guy makes a logical, level-headed comment
>you finger this sensationalist hot garbage onto your poor, cheesy keyboard in response
this is why everyone hates Sup Forums

It's just an ad where this trans looking woman is on her new ipad or some shit and her mom asks what she's doing on her computer and she asks "what's a computer?" because it's supposed to be funny and a reference of how the ipad is the new big thing, but it's just annoying

Yes, iPhone and Apple Watch.... the iPhone works so much better than the Samsung phone I had. The Samsung was fast when I first got it... but was bogged down so easily and became so slow. Lag and the texting sucked... would get texts days late... and such. Both iPhones I’ve had, 0 problems and the UI is much more stable. Just speaking from experience here.

Watch because I’m rich (lmao I wish) and it’s a fun toy

t. Tim Cook
The Apple brand is widely known as children's toys don't try to dilute yourself that it's "for pros". Applel toys. have nowhere near the hardware to back that claim.

>We both know that's bullshit and the only reason you see macs is paid advertisement.

I genuinely didn't know people were this naive.

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My mouse pointer.

It is an Apple ad. It's about how iPads can totally replace MacBooks. Apparently this girl is from the near future where nobody knows what a computer is.
The commercial is pretty ridiculous and I hate that they're trying to use tablets to replace laptops. That's not what they're for.

an iPhone 6s and a MacBook Pro 2015 13"

I love both of them tbqh

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>trans looking woman

Jesus fuck I thought it was a male kid

When was the list time you saw a musician using a ThinkPad?
Apple's product are nowhere near as bad as Sup Forums makes them sound. If they were, how would giant fucking companies like Pixar and Google be able to survive off of using Macs and Macs only?

Come on. It's just a computer. Don't overthink it.

You can watch the youtube videos kids. 100% of computers you see in the videos are macbooks and the companies are facebook, uber, and google.

>how would giant fucking companies like Pixar and Google be able to survive off of using Macs and Macs only?
If Google and Pixar used Macs and Macs only, nothing would get done in 2015 when the graphics card issue struck a whole few months of the trashcan "pro" line, not to mention the throttling issues.

You need to get your head out of your ass regarding company hardware diversity, because you don't know shit about it.

Imagine this scenario.

Person A:
>European with access to clean, pure water via tap (no fraking contamination, nothing added eetc)
>He drinks this water every day for free

Person B
>Lives next door to person A
>Drinks bottled water instead
>Pays money for something that is free
>Takes pictures for Instagram of his bottle of water on various hipster looking tables with a heavy filter
>"yeah, I drink bottled water"
>Believes his water is extra pure
>Unscrews the lid gently with his thumb and index finger while saying "see, it just works!"
>claims the bottle is ergonomically designed and extremely comfortable "in the hand"
>thinks there is a "nice weight to it"
>will probably be impressed by the new innovative sports cap version that will be available in the future

Fuck no.

I own a MacBook Pro, iPad Pro 2nd generation, an iPhone, Apple Pencil and the AirPods
Not a joke

>how would giant fucking companies like Pixar and Google be able to survive off of using Macs and Macs only?

Judging how normies review tech on Amazon and the likes with little more than "does what I need, 5 stars", I can tell why. Case in point, my sister is a makeup artist specialized in brides, owns a fairly decent DSLR for the before-after shots. A "professional" photographer once recommended her to just get an iPhone and an eBay lens instead.

Unfortunately, yes.
2010 mac Mini, that thing is sitting on the shelf and collecting dust...
And 2014 MacBook Air 13', that is running Linux, because OS X sucks much.

Person c:
>European with access to clean, pure water via tap (no fraking contamination, nothing added eetc)
>Still doen't trust them
>Boils the tap water.

>European with access to clean, pure water via tap (no fraking contamination, nothing added eetc)
T. Brainlet.
Just because water is evaluated as clean and perfect from the source doesn't mean the horrible piping between the source and the tap doesn't fuck it up, and piping is complete shit in a lot of Europe.

My father has been getting frequent bounts of kidney stone appearances until he stopped using tap and moved to bottled water which is cheap as shit (6 liters cost what would be 70 european cents, or just under $1 US), and that's tap water which was chemically and extensively validated and praised by the EU inspection. What's the problem then? The fucking pipes between the start and the finish.

>missing the point of the analogy entirely
>calling anyone else a brainlet

There is no point to a shit analogy.
Which is why analogies are retarded tools for arguments, because they are often complete shit unbeknownst to the one making them.

Yes, an ipad 3
Idk why, but only ipad screens are friendly enough for long work with text. Maybe I'll buy an ipad pro next year

>kid
>thinking Facebook, google and Uber are actually important "tech" companies
You have to go back >>>/reddit/

>b-but what if he's from somewhere where the water isn't clean and pure? What if it's contaminated by bad pipes in southern europe?


I have no idea why your story about your father is making you so emotional that you can't understand the scenario.

The scenario is that he is a European who has access to clean, pure water... That means he doesn't live in southern or eastern Europe with shitty pipes.

Pipes don't start as shit, they become shit, and they are even shittier in Western and Northern Europe because we don't like digging them up to maintain them because it "ruins the portrait of the streets".

If you're buying 6 liters for 70 cents then you're buying bottled tap water.

Wow, you're retarded.

I'm working in multinational corporation (65 people) focused mostly on software and only Apple products I see are in marketing. All developers are using hi end Dell or HP machines.

For the price of Mac, you can get really powerful PC with no Apple limitations on it.

Go read some water quality studies.

>inb4 I've read them and they say all tap water has poopoo in it

65K people... Typo...

Not a fag

imac for audio engineering work

You aren't since all water must be sourced and is extremely regulated here unlike your Nestle shit in Murrica.

You mean the studies that only regard the water supply before it hits the piping towards the citizens? You retarded son?

>powerful PC
fuck off gamer, not everyone wants a desktop

what's a computer?

My wife has an iPhone. . . So maybe?

No one ever said that's desktops you uneducated cunt.

>all tap water becomes shit quality because all pipes contaminate them
>anyone who thinks there can be places in the world with clean tap water are wrong because I JUST KNOW that all tap water is shit

Btw, not american. I'm a European who has access to clean drinking water.

Just because you don't like them doesn't suddenly render them unimportant.

Yes I do buttfucker. iPhone and MacBook Pro without the gimmick TouchBar™

You have access to dogshit, and you can buy a cheap kit from the pharmacy to test it yourself.
No wonder Europe has been failing so hard in the past few decades, the IQ has been lowering massively.

>avoiding doing what you want because you're worried about what the posters on the mongolian spearfishing forum might think
hmm...

but windows laptops are all shit with cheap plastic components and shit battery life.

>I could have sworn about 80% of the programmers at every tech company use macbook pros.

What do actual computer scientists use though?

>MacBook Pro without the gimmick TouchBar™
Why not get the Touch Bar? It's gimmicky, sure, but it certainly doesn't get in the way and it's kind of nice. Plus the spec bump would be useful

Look, I get it.

Your dad thinks his kidney stones were caused by tap water.

Your emotional attachment to someone who has had a negative experience with tap water is making you argue with strangers who say the words "clean tap water".

I urge you to realize how illogical and pointless this is.

Yes, I'm typing this on a rMBP while listening to a podcast on my iPhone SE.

I also have an iPod Shuffle I don't use anymore.

The company I work for now literally told me to "pick a laptop"

I picked my macbook because it's the most expensive laptop I could think of that would retain its value if I ever changed jobs and needed to sell it.

What's an apple?

Yeah, two iPods, a 4th gen classic with a 32gb SD card, and a 4th gen shuffle that I use to listen to music when I sleep

Ever wondered why so many of you autistic little children get so upset about Apple? What is it about this company that gets so many autists screaming at the top of their lungs? No one on the planet goes
>Man i fucking hate Sonys Xperia series, i wish their execs die and the company turns to dust
>Holy shit did you see that guy? He's using an HTC! What a fucking piece of shit! I bet he doesn't even know what a Linux distribution is lmao
>Is that a fucking SAMSUNG TABLET? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You faggots are something else

A majority of my professors use Mac, but there is a handful of Windows users. Oddly enough I've never seen a professor use GNU/Linux in front of the class.

I've noticed that literally every big company claims to have a "small company feel". It's a meme at this point.

I actually think that when I see someone with an xperia or HTC though.

I actually hate them more than apple fanboys.

MacBook Retina 12"

iPhone X
iMac 2016
iPad Pro
iPad 4 (not used)

Apple Watch
Apple Magic Mouse 2
Apple Magic Trackpad 2
Apple Magic Keyboard
Apple AirPort Extreme

... i think that's all.

everything in my house is an ankle

Yes, an IPhone I stole from some soyboy using public transport instead of his daddy's car

to be honest, most adults don't know shit at all really and are just trying to make ends meet. even many programmers are severely ignorant and ride the coattails of people who actually do shit.

How will PCfats EVER recover?

iphone 4s

I had an android tablet so I wanted to know what apps apple had

Big bait

officially live in the country with the best tap water quality in europe (Austria)
still many doctors advise to not only drink tap water and even a sample test
showed that the water isnt that clean as it supposed to be

clean tap water is a meme

get fucked winfat. You had to restart your computer 10 times while posting in this thread because of BSODs and Windows updates borking your system.

I keep my porn on an ipod classic running rockbox

No, I own a computer

Current phone is a iPhone 6S Plus, while I used to have a iPhone 4 and 5 and a iPad 2 and Air. If Apple wasn't so retarded with their ports and cutting features I actually like, I would probably get a newer iPhone when I upgrade. As-is, i'll probably get a Android phone.

I also just ordered a MacBook Pro 2015 since I am getting back a decent amount of money on my Tax Return. I do a lot of independent IT work and a lot of the jobs in my area desire people with both Windows and Mac expertise, so I have been wanting to get one for awhile to keep up and have more job options.

I did, I had my sisters old 2011 MBP which was actually really great specs for the year. GPU died on me though and fuck replacing that shit. Afterwards bought a T530 which has been serving me well as a desktop replacement in college.

only apple product I own is a iphone 5 and I hate it. don't get me wrong, the hardware design is good but iOS slows everything down and has to go through hoops for basic shit like adding music or viewing webms.

#rekt applefags

Wow you’re edgy as fuck
Maybe give it a try first?

Yeah i had a S7 for a year which was fine but most of the apps were so fucking poorly designed and optimised compared to my old iPhone 6 which was like 2 years old at the time

Android would have been cool in high school when I wasn’t working full time though lmao