Which country has the most depressing history?

Which country has the most depressing history?

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Probably mine after you and Muslims had your way and turned it into the festering shithole it is today

I'm sorry indianbro but the festering part is your fault, stop shiting on the streets.

Paraguay

not me

Israel to be honest

Russia.

What? The British did everything they could to develop and elevate your people. You should be very thankful.

Russia ofc

bolan

estonia ofc

Poland

I don't know if it's the most depressing one, but pretty high there: Peru

not chile

True, and it's sad to see they are being portrayed as crazy warmongers who declared war on everyone when they had no other choice.

>the British did everything they could to develop and elevate your people

Israel.

Bolivia.
>Mfw cucked them with an army half the size of theirs and little more equipement than machetes and straw hats.

Greece or Mongolia. The 2 biggest 'WE WUZ KANGS', now reduced to being some literal-who countries.

We developed a lot desu, after decades of socialist and populist policies we finally opened our markets in the 90's. For two decades that's a huge improvement. There is still a long way to go for us, 2020 is a meme

Bait

Paraguay

AYY LMAO

occupied for over 400 years, it can't be more depressing than that

>had no other choice
What? They were a powerful empire and got greedy, that's it.

poland

Just fuck off and die you bastard paki we should've let the muslims kill you ungrateful streetshitters off.

luckily benevolent swedes gave you your freedom.
Eternal Dane can't be trusted

hmm

Probably Greece for the last 2000 years.

my country

with their own will, people want themselves to be slaved by America

An indian guy stole my copy of melee. So FUCK you

>we wuz the richest country of the world for more than 3 centuries
>tfw the netherlands has never been so poor as now
pls send help

binland

>sweden

one of the oppressors from the germanic countries

native american tribes?

if you include history of our peoples, we do.

>you try to fight for independence despite danes rightfully giving it all up after losing their war
>BTFO the little resistance you manage to muster
>still let you keep your government and stay as a union partner
>let you vote for independence
how is this not benevolent?
we could have centralized and utterly crushed any resistance like the danes did if we wanted to, but we didint.

Well, you guys did kill Jesus. And you're still tricking people today.

Eh, your GDP per capita still higher than UK, France and Germany

An African for sure.

Jews didn't crucify people, the Italians did.
we either stoned people, or threw them off tall buildings and then stoned them.

Ukraine

t. Pajeet

shouldn't live in foreign countries

What style of house it that? is cute.

>>BTFO the little resistance you manage to muster
Norwegians was already defeated by the anti-Napoleon forces, swedes just used the opportunity.

>>still let you keep your government and stay as a union partner
Brits made that rule

>>let you vote for independence
BS, we threaten with war, which made the cuck swedes shit their pants

shouldn't have pissed off the romans

Rwanda

>The Polish Air Force in Great Britain, though organizationally and operationally within the RAF structure, was an independent air force, and many decisions (like sending Polish pilots away from the European theatre) had to be agreed on with the Polish command. Numerically, it was the fourth largest Allied air force, after the Soviet Union, the U.S. and Great Britain (of course, many times smaller than any of the three).
>Also, the equipment it used was, as that of the entire Polish Army in the west, leased by Great Britain to the Polish government. After the war, a bill for over 68 million pounds sterling, covering the equipment and operating costs of the Polish Air Force in Great Britain, was paid from the Polish gold reserves deposited in Canada.
>It's ironic that, cynically abandoned by her Western allies in Yalta, after making a contribution of blood to the very survival of the Western democracies, Poland had yet to pay for the privilege. Still, from their standpoint, the Poles were fighting for their own country, hoping to return to a free Poland as her own independent armed forces.
>After the war, the 303rd Squadron wasn't even invited to the London Victory Parade
>The country they fought for was sold out to the USSR

No one's a bigger cuck than us.

1905 was a good year, the germanic swines was kicked out

>>Norwegians was already defeated by the anti-Napoleon forces, swedes just used the opportunity.
Sweden was part of that force and we were the only ones with active armies in scandinavia
>>Brits made that rule
no we made that rule after we invaded you and rewrote your newly written constitution.
The brits wanted to just cede everything without a union.
>>BS, we threaten with war, which made the cuck swedes shit their pants
hahahahahahahahahahahahahha
>norwegian """"""""""""""""""""threats""""""""""""""""""
we let you go because we are bättre folk
come back another time oil nigger

Also, the Eternal Swede had murdered more than 30% of your population.

>only 400
Get on my level.

>no we made that rule
fuck you germanic cuck swine, don't try to make your ugly piece od shit country look good

Paraguay has a pretty sad life.

warfare with ancient tribes, eventually get conquered by the Romans. Kill jesus, Rebel against the Romans who gave you semi-autonomy, get killed and lose homeland. Wander around in your own communities.
Jew around being assholes with medieval europe and the east, a few groups of 100 occasionally get hung or driven out for jewing people but otherwise doing fine considering how much wealth jews accumulated and how many there were. Stuff starts to calm down by the renaissance, still jewing around and making money, a few things still happen, even fewer things happen in the east. 18th+19th.C basically nothing happens, 20th.C Like a few million of the poorer more orthodox jews got sent to concentration camps, and at most 2 million die, but more realistically it was lower, considering how badly everyone else did it wasn't the worst. You aren't even the only people to get put in concentration camps or genocided. Pretty mediocre desu.
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Poland on the other hand, they did not flee to wander, they stayed, they fell from grace not through their own arrogance but because of the stupidity of a few and the aggression of their neighbours, they went from a proud nation to not even existing , they have been fucked over so much by russia and gejrmny its amazing they even exist. Then, at the end of their most recent assfucking where millions of civilians and most of their upper classes were murdered, in rebellions, revenge and concentration camps, and their cities ruined, they got communism and lost 70,000 sq.miles of land, as in they were actively expelled from their ancient cities.
And you moan about having it bad.

>declared war on everyone
They declared war against Brazil.

Belgium man. Cut off from our Dutchbros in 1585 and then occupied by Spaniards, Austrians and Frenchmen

Today the laughing stock of Europe. At least Flanders is still a rich region with a glorious medieval history

>its amazing they even exist
Na, actually not

russia

wew, im blushing

top kek

>hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

what are you laffin for swedish shithead? Your ugly piece of shit country knew it wiould lose a war with Norway, that's why the swedish king didn't want to have the german ally involved

finland

akshually Pontius Pilate was quite passive aggressive about it

vietnam
nicaragua

nice theme park

Portugal.
Starts with nothing in the 11th century and has gone full circle.

France.

Used to be a proud and powerful white and christian kingdom, is now a republic, a socialist, brown and muslim shithole full of beta SJW antifas

Rhodesia.

åland

Congo

easliy

>Kill jesus
once again, romans crucified people, Jews never did that.
>a few groups of 100 occasionally get hung
crusades alone killed more than 1000 Jews.
>18th+19th.C basically nothing happens
Pogroms.
>at most 2 million die
keep believing, stormfag

Anything good your country ever accomplished was during the secular republic.

>Used to be a proud and powerful white and christian kingdom, is now a republic, a socialist, brown and muslim shithole full of beta SJW antifas
Perhaps the same could be said of all western countries.

Also French Republic was based as fuck.

>boo hoo free money coming from richer countries in the EU such hell
fucking crybabies

>had no choice
Wut? lmao

>400
Literally nothing compared to our 700-800 years of getting cucked by two great powers.

>your country
>YOUR

You have to go back.

you are germanic too, unless you are a mehmet in NW

>Paraguay
>a powerful empire
>got greedy
>Paraguay
wut???????

>Jews either killed or forced out of area
>name of area changed from Judea to Syria Palæstina in honour of the Jews enemy.
doesn't sound that passive.

>French Republic was based as fuck

I don't support those fuckers but during the Revolutionary Wars, they were kinda badass, yes.

I'd h8 to be greece desu they got cucked most hard imo

lol

Why would you have sympathy for an apartheid regime?

Rhodesians made the Irish use Black only restrooms, tables and hospitals.

>falling for the memes this hard

I bet your are a proud British descendant and followed with great interested the events of the monarchy, yeah? Oh golly, sure is good to be part of the empire!

*Zimbabwe

Well melee is only played by autists so he probably did you a favor. Also I hope the don't have fucking melee at Evo ever again

K

China desu

This is the better answer. Russia would've been acceptable too.

This.
Based lads betrayed by Bongs - as usual

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>Rhodesians made the Irish use Black only restrooms, tables and hospitals.
proofs?

Serbia.

They are undergoing meiosis every decade.

what's wrong with china per se? long history of various tribes fighting, being more or less united, moving towards the industrialism and then fucking up the great leap only to benefit from it in the end anyway.

Honestly? Germany.

>enormous potential, basically invented modern science, engineering, art and culture
>just wanted to have what the less talented and more arrogant anglos had
>wanted to civilize eastern europe by colonizing it
>fucked over by warmongering slavs (first serbs, then polaks and russkies)
>fucked over by warmongering anglos and french
>millions of germans bombed, raped and starved; lands lost in east and west; still have apologize for it

Also, OPs quads confirm this for truth.

Italy

>middle ages be cucked by normans at south and germans at north
>low middleages be cucked by french at north and spain at south
>america is discover, Italy is still made up of many little cucked "countries" pitted one against the other
>obiviously nobody of these shitlords thinks to acquire colonial clay
>1861 italy is form thanks to the will of Duce, our supreme leader
>france is bully. france steals our clay (Tunisia)
>austria bully.
>we struggle hard to conquer some useless clay in ethiopia and somalia. Oh wow! two empty deserts with absolutely NO resources! Rejoyce!
>form alliance with Austria
>alliance is defensive. If someone wants to attack must ask the others
>austrian kaises is kill
>austria steamrolls serbia, asks if it's okay to one
>germany is too cuck to even object
>italy is bail out because it was obvious the contract of alliance wasn't respected
>ayyy DU IST TRAITOREN!
>have to skirmish with the stronkest of the central empires with absolutely outdated equipment and untrained conscripts
>generals using napoleon era squares and sending mens to assault trenches despite Austrians having machine guns
>hmm yes, you did good italy. have this strip of desert off french chad. Oh yeah, and have Juba from Kenya. We'll take Togoland, Namibia and Tanganyka. And Papua New Guinea.
>fast forward to WWII
>generals still using napoleonic squares
>airplanes using only two machine guns when Brits had 3 for each wing
>literally no support. Army, Navy and Airforce are pit one against the other to see which branch is better. Zero cooperation. During Bardia assault Italian Royal navy bombards one of our strongholds because two shitheads of generals didn't talk to each other for some shitty noblesmen feud
>git rekt, still stay with Germany till the end
>ayy DU IST TRAITOREN! ITALIAN SOCIAL REPUBLIK IST A LIE U WORST
>lose clay to french
>lose clay to slavs
>lose all colonies

try 800

Germany, Rhodesia, South Africa. Can't pick.

>moving towards the industrialism
China was the only thing in the world that rivaled Rome. It became the source of myths in the west. The West finally reached China 1513, but not before China had already had its own Age of Discovery reaching Meca and hearing about the West via Marco Polo.
But the West ended up out-struggling it. Everyone from Britbongs to the French, the Portuguese and the Dutch, even the Germans invaded them. They lost almost every war iirc.
They didn't move towards industrialism, they were invaded and explored. This was only the beginning of the end, however.
After this the communist government took power and began to destroy China's culture by destroying books, killing teachers and making peasants the new teachers. Not only that but Mao basically removed every single hinge of uniqueness that that country once had.
From a powerful empire that rivaled the best in the world, China became a communist shithole with a dead culture.
Only recently did it start to improve, only to have horrible quality of life for its citizens and still relying on communist mindwash to make them feel good about themselves.

Paraguay