Break my shoe's sole yesterday

>break my shoe's sole yesterday
>open up normiebook today
>filled with shoe ads
Fuck you noggers were right, the botnet is real. I'm deleting all my social media now.

>not using ad block
>using facebook

You don't belong here, friend.

>OP googles “shoe repair” or “new shoes” and finally realizes that Sup Forums was right

Epic

okay user

>first step: delete all your social media
>second step: use startpage
>third step: download privacy badger/self-destructing cookies or some other extensions that will delete your cookies
be sure to have cookies enabled for Sup Forums, if you don't want to be training google AI

>using kikeberg brand tracking service
Get
Out

>friend shows me video about shia labuf on his phone
>next day i go on my computer on youtube
>recommended videos are shia labuf videos

>using social media

>posting on Sup Forums while using cuckbook

>browse Sup Forums
>search for WW2 memorabilia on ebay
>normiebook is filled with ADL and Open Society ads

Wow it’s almost like it was a popular video

Decide to get frozen pizza at the store for dinner.

Eating it at the computer, see Papa Johns ad.

Google tracked your position to the Dinners for 1 isle and noticed you stopped momentarily infront of the pizza section

I got suckered into finally making a FB account about a year ago because of some qt of course (dumb thirsty me) but I literally never log in, I have messenger lite on my phone and its actually kind of handy to have...and I'm not sure there's any reason to delete my account since I literally never use it.. is there anything else I can do to make the account as "invisible" as possible while still being able to message friends/family?

it's actually getting very eerie at this point. even normies are commenting on it

reminds me of the story where Target knew a woman was pregnant weeks before she knew. that was even in pre-2010 Era IIRC

definitely read pic related btw

Even my mom pointed this out.

gyrometer noticed a change in your stride and is now displaying you shoes.

But he is on his way here. He has waken up and seen the grasp of silicon valleys green for money.

>Phone/TV/PC hears you bitching about "shoes"
>Ad profile updates
>See shoe ads

So magical, so wow.

>get killed in car accident
>ads for a coffin and a new car
fucking botnet at it again

>Run ublock and umatrix everywhere
>Block cookies unless they're needed for website to function
>Never log in to anything
>User agent spoof and VPN just for good measure
>Open up gmail app on phone, the only place I see ads
>Ads are completely irrelevant to my life
Who /botnet evader/ here?

>seeing ads
Holy fuck it literally takes all of 20 seconds to install Ublock and you won't see any ads ever again

You will still get recommended youtube videos. If you enable ads on Sup Forums and see the revcontent shit, you'll notice it tracks your posts and gives you ads based on that. One time I went on a Sup Forums crusade and the ads started showing me things like "Top ten inter-religious couples".

I haven't granted permission of any of my iPhone apps to access my mic.

>You will still get recommended youtube videos.
I know, that's why I didn't reply to that specific post.
>If you enable ads on Sup Forums
Why would you ever do this unless you like your pc mining behind your back

>granted permission

It's like the phone's fundamental human right dude.

>no social media
>use different nicknames on every site I register to
>blocking ads since 2009
>been using Chrome and Google since 2013

Feels good to be part of the ??? Race

>he sees ads
Wait, is this 2012?

I haven't seen ads in years on my devices.

Don't forget to delete yourself, dumb frogposter.

>wifi and gps off
>gmaps is not allowed to run in background or to access location/internet
>go to a store to buy groceriers
>notice a notification
>Photo opportunity: take a picture of such and such store for our maps!
Android permissions are a meme.

I swear to god one day I’m going to fucking snap. This Intel-ME NSA GCHQ five eyes bullshit is fucking pissing me off. All I need is a fuck load of thinkpads. Just an absolute shit load. That, and to hope that nobody cares enough to backdoor my hard drive firmware, or any other targeted shit like that. I wouldn’t be able to pick up on a backdoored ethernet port, or USB cable, or VGA cable, or any of the other wastes of taxpayer money that they’re manufacturing and deploying. I mean who the fuck backdoors a VGA cable? Like that’s going to defeat terrorism. The “intelligence” (domestic spying) agencies of the world are the new military industrial complex. They’re not going to stop. Ever. They’ll just keep developing more and more intrusive shit just for the sake of it. There’ll always be some corporate lapdog in office to make sure it gets bought, and so they’ll keep making it. I don’t even know what’s left to develop, but I’m sure they’ll find something. Data exfiltration through targeted fluctuation of device power draw that can be monitored by a tap at the utility company? They probably already have that. Who fucking knows. Not that the tax-dodging privately owned “advertising” companies are any better. I hope that asymmetrical encryption gets completely destroyed, and that Google and Amazon and all the other shitbag spying fucks go bankrupt. I hope the internet gets restored to the pre-advertisement era. I know that’d never happen, though. World governments would panic and roll out some quantum encryption system with sanctioned wiretaps at the internet exchanges. Fucking shit.
Please ignore my untargeted angry ramblings.

You do when you install it, shitface.

even more insidious
>talk with friends about going to taco bell
>taco bell ads start popping up on my phone
It's too late!

But hiding ads is theft user

1. It's google play services, not gmaps causing that
2. It can get your location from cell towers to a surprising degree of accuracy

I swear to god one day I’m going to fucking snap. This Intel-ME NSA GCHQ five eyes bullshit is fucking pissing me off. All I need is a fuck load of thinkpads. Just an absolute shit load. That, and to hope that nobody cares enough to backdoor my hard drive firmware, or any other targeted shit like that. I wouldn’t be able to pick up on a backdoored ethernet port, or USB cable, or VGA cable, or any of the other wastes of taxpayer money that they’re manufacturing and deploying. I mean who the fuck backdoors a VGA cable? Like that’s going to defeat terrorism. The “intelligence” (domestic spying) agencies of the world are the new military industrial complex. They’re not going to stop. Ever. They’ll just keep developing more and more intrusive shit just for the sake of it. There’ll always be some corporate lapdog in office to make sure it gets bought, and so they’ll keep making it. I don’t even know what’s left to develop, but I’m sure they’ll find something. Data exfiltration through targeted fluctuation of device power draw that can be monitored by a tap at the utility company? They probably already have that. Who fucking knows. Not that the tax-dodging privately owned “advertising” companies are any better. I hope that asymmetrical encryption gets completely destroyed, and that Google and Amazon and all the other shitbag spying fucks go bankrupt. I hope the internet gets restored to the pre-advertisement era. I know that’d never happen, though. World governments would panic and roll out some quantum encryption system with sanctioned wiretaps at the internet exchanges. Fucking shit.

I swear to god one day I’m going to fucking snap. This Intel-ME NSA GCHQ five eyes bullshit is fucking pissing me off. All I need is a fuck load of thinkpads. Just an absolute shit load. That, and to hope that nobody cares enough to backdoor my hard drive firmware, or any other targeted shit like that. I wouldn’t be able to pick up on a backdoored ethernet port, or USB cable, or VGA cable, or any of the other wastes of taxpayer money that they’re manufacturing and deploying. I mean who the fuck backdoors a VGA cable? Like that’s going to defeat terrorism. The “intelligence” (domestic spying) agencies of the world are the new military industrial complex. They’re not going to stop. Ever. They’ll just keep developing more and more intrusive shit just for the sake of it. There’ll always be some corporate lapdog in office to make sure it gets bought, and so they’ll keep making it. I don’t even know what’s left to develop, but I’m sure they’ll find something. Data exfiltration through targeted fluctuation of device power draw that can be monitored by a tap at the utility company? They probably already have that. Who fucking knows. Not that the tax-dodging privately owned “advertising” companies are any better. I hope that asymmetrical encryption gets completely destroyed, and that Google and Amazon and all the other shitbag spying fucks go bankrupt. I hope the internet gets restored to the pre-advertisement era. I know that’d never happen, though. World governments would panic and roll out some quantum encryption system with sanctioned wiretaps at the internet exchanges. Fucking shit.
Please ignore my untargeted angry ramblings.

So, question, my house gets a bunch of cheaply made ad magazines twice a week. I take them out the mailbox and throw them away without even looking which store they are from. Is that theft?

My neighbour even has a sticker on his mailbox saying he doesnt want them, so the kids that distribute them do not even put a pack inside his mailbox. Is he stealing from the stores?

>search for a specific simulator game on google playstore
>get simulator game recommendations later
google is taking it too far

what is this