/brit/

'Modern architecture is shit, bring back classical architecture,' edition

AMERICA

what does clip Vido amateur d'une Nurse diabolique mean?

good edition

REEEEEEEEEEE

you still have time to get out of that shit hole

>Mfw DPD are outside and I can hear the dentist approaching

Fuck off, this thread was posted first.

*gets the Icelandic twat in a headlock and gives him a nuggy*

jesus christ

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Looks like eggy here

*scorpion kicks you in the back of your head*

what do you suggest? we tear down cities to accommodate your autistic ramblings? fucking moron

I've seen this one before
Post qt old architecture

calm down rasheed

*spits*

I need you out of business sunshine

You've been messing me around for too long

Night oot on a budget canny even wash your hands after a pish incase michael essien wants a few quid aff ye

Amateur video tape of a diabolical nurse

you better get that back in your mouth, boy

Why he is so sweaty?

ta frog

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>wake up
>i'm still alive

Never get any replies in /brit/ christ that means I'm even more of a useless mong than I already am irl literally ending it next month can't take it anymore

Yer Da keeps offerin tae give yer wee sisters pal a lift home even though she stays next door

You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.

that's a nice crop of bio-oil

it's bio oil

Lads, how do we stop the dentist?

Y'all

hi

waking up should have been a clue

could you really not figure that one out on your own

dentist's still in business, messing him about again

fucking scots I gosh darn hate the bloody lot of them

Looking down on the earth from the top
I see this way of this life you sustain
War goes on in the name of god
War goes on as my heart's about to break
Know that when you fall again
You will be the only one to blame
Evolution leads to destruction
Cause time will tell
Life is merely a fraction

wish heavy smoking and drinking didn't take decades to kill you

checked

Yer Da's just been dragged out yer wee sisters school sports day wae nae trousers on cause he misunderstood the meanin ae the sack race

>acquire rabies
>get an appointment
>bite his finger off
>dentist gets rabies

Why is chart music so mind-numbing

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how white was your secondary year?

mine was about 5% asian (south and east) and maybe 1 black and 2 half blacks in the year, rest white european

total size 200

I'm aiding the dentist and the DPD by sending them checks to aid with tims demise under the name Marcus hauser

Vido => Vidéo is not obvious
Often the accents get lost in the code.

Went for a 10 mile run and realized that I didn't record my time.

Post yfw you have to put them out of business because they won't stop messing you about.

>what do you suggest?
War with Germany.

The only problem with that is that there is no rabies in the UK.

like 20%

school got a new headteacher though and the school is getting whiter every year

very suspicious hahahah

Canny imagine anythin worse than gettin tae 40 an realisin yer just an average shite cunt wae 2 fat wains an a Citroen Picasso

its pretty obvious lad
I got a C in french GCSE and havnt studied it yet, im not exactly fluent

*Hmms*

Actually tim now believes the man's name is Martin Hauser

Why is Tim Byrne's gut so fucking big?

I don't think he leaves his flat much, but it doesn't seem like he would eat very much.

>checks

Fuck off yank.

I think there was 1 black girl out of about 150, but I'm a country bumpkin

What's the Timmy vid where he talks about this Marcus Hauser
Who is Marcus Hauser?

Hmmm... are Celts savages?

Really makes you think

Business idea:
satisfy britain's demand for rabies

>modern architecture is shit

Blitz damage to a lot of cities wasn't even that bad. Certainly nowhere near the damage inflicted on German cities.

How long until Tim is on the street? Will he film his eviction?

Post yfw the Dentist got Tim kicked out of his Flat. the ultimate messing about

England's like a cunt that's just been dumped off his bird then goes on a mad downward spiral an puts ket on his coco pops

Is that supposed to be nice? Get the fuck out of this thread

Need Tim Byrne out of business

some guy called marcus hauser commented on Tims facebook saying "dont mess with me sunshine"

so I made a marcus hauser youtube account, commented the same on about 5 of his vids over a week and he went ballistic

Peace was never an option.

if 1984 was set in beirut

All girls white, 1 guy from pakistan. Year was about 150 total.

Do you spike your hair up or brush it down or to the side?

What's the vid he goes ballistic?

Business idea: build a new town entirely in neoclassical style

To the side

Someome send me the vid where Tim confronts the dentist again that's a laugh

alright hitler

every single vid in the last 2 weeks
so about 50 videos
just skip to about 16 minutes in and look for when he brings up the photos of kev and poleaboo

Go to about 17:00 on every video and at some stage he will bring out a picture of 'marcus hauser' and mention how he's threatening him etc

>dogs in moscow know how to use the metro and zebra crossings

wew

Slavery gets stuff done?
I'm sure you've run the numbers to imagine how much pictured buildings would cost.
Oh, wait; subsidies?

Anycunt know any sound vets that would be up for puttin me doon?

150 in total with 1 Syrian and 1 Filipino

Both got bullied and I fractured the Syrians shin in PE class while playing Gaelic football

you'd be violently opposed by some sort of jewish architectural group

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dreadlocks

so do guide dogs

following their owners? wouldnt want my dog on a metro platform desu

Has anyone linked tim to /brit/? I honestly think it would derail him tbqh, he'd probably also report us all to Marlowe police and put us out of business.

bloody hell Tim now thinks im called MARTIN Hauser

he cant even get one thing right

no owners

stray dogs traveling long distance

meant stray dogs

>calling a crosswalk a zebra crossing

runt style

business idea: somehow harness my ability to identify ''''store fronts'''' to generate power

Somebody did on one of his videos but he never commented on it


Had a womans name if I recall correctly.

DUDe I Got CAUGHT jayWALKING On THE SIDEWALK

Like ... The cops Are Going to CAncel my 401k Bro....... Do you Have any hersheyS or KoolAid left?? ? Oh m t GOD I just got Shot

Business idea: make a Facebook called Marcus hauser with kev as a profiler and add Tim or message him saying "don't mess with me sunshine"

Doing this right now, a Twitter too

what about kev though? does he know he's an ebin maymay? he's at least sane