Why the hell do Americans think they have culture? I've been living in America for over 10 years now, and the closest thing to a "culture" here I've seen has been a mass shooting every other week.
American "culture" is eating fast food, getting fat as fuck and taking advantage of the government for muh medical bills, and generally being a blight on society.
>India is the only country in the world where 23 different languages are spoke.
when compared to the U.S where the average American can't even speak english properly
>Indian culture and religion survived the Abrahamic bullshit
>Indians are the only race in the world that actually take care of their elders, a stark contrast to Americans who just through them in nursing homes
Americans are a blight on society and generally a pretty shitty people.
>inb4 go back 2 india poo in loo haha xd
I'm a second year med school at the University of Chicago Medical School with a full scholarship. Americans clearly need actual men to be doctors rather than Cleetus who can't tie his own shoe.
it's such bad form when a poo throws a shart under the bus like this. we need to stick together, man
Ethan Turner
The average retarded american
You quite literally ingest shit with the amount of fast food you eat fatass
Camden Brown
Shitposting on Sup Forums is part of American culture You are being a true American right now. It makes me proud.
Ian Butler
>India is the only country in the world where 23 different languages are spoke. Nigga please Mexico has 69 official languages Awful b8 2bh
Dominic Adams
>implying anyone live without culture Do you even know what the word means ?
Grayson Clark
>nothing to say >hurr durr shitposting
I know it's hard to think about something other than your bible Cleetus, but please try to fathom a sentence before speaking fatass.
Landon Ward
how old are you? if you came here for high school as well as college, i'd say you're more american than you'd like to admit.
Parker Long
>my face when you get a new Windows computer and use a default image to shitpost on Sup Forums.
Brody Scott
American culture is whatever you want it to be
Lucas Long
>mfw people think they can talk shit about India without my permission.
Josiah Long
>mexico
I said country, not a cartel run shithole Pablo, fuck off back to your marijuana mines or wherever you get your cocaine and el drugos muchacho.
As opposed to what? Your culture is literally on par with americans Ackmed.
>every other day there's a bomb explosion or an ISIS killing in france
literally Iraq
Leo Sanders
>spics and poo and loos are on an equal footing to sharts now
th-thanks obongo
Easton Clark
Where did you live aside from Chicago? Chicago is nice but there is much more to the US than that.
James Howard
I'm 25
>weaboo
That's exactly what a non culture is, it's basically imaginary and you try to make it something it's not.
Fact of the matter remains that Americans don't have culture.
Juan Howard
It doesn't matter where I live or where I go, it's the same shit from Maine to California.
>inb4 "b-b-but m-muh new england!"
New England is the only "civilised" part of your country with a small trace of culture, but even that's thanks to the Italian Immigrants
Asher Nelson
Are you staying in the US or do you plan to go back to India when you finish school?
Matthew Adams
>he got here when he was 15 you went through almost all of high school, then? shit man, you had a proper american upbringing. we really ought to just give you your gun and horse now.
Jacob Thomas
>but even that's thanks to the Italian Immigrants We don't get many European immigrants anymore and their isn't even that many people with Italian decent here. It's mostly British and French heritage people
Julian Cruz
Wow, rude Was going to help but I guess ingesting too much poo-seasoned curry has fucked up your brain. That and what said.
Jonathan Brown
I like America
Aaron Smith
Bump
I am enjoying this
Henry Ross
You know, culture only means something acquired as opposed to something innate moron. Everyone has a culture. Although it's retarded designating which street you're gonna shit in is also a culture. Phrase your shitposts correctly pajeet
Jeremiah Barnes
don't get any ideas
Lincoln Morgan
Hey OP, why don't you tell us about the fact that Indian doctors consistently cause more patient deaths than American doctors?
Hey OP, why don't you tell us about the fact that Indian med students have the highest rates of cheating and plagiarism?
Hey OP, why don't you tell us about the fact that Indian med students have the lowest passing grades of all med students?
Cooper Butler
>y-you're american because I said so!
I know that I'm studying to be a successful doctor Cleetus, you don't have to suck my dick this hard.
Fuck off spic
>shitpost >ackmed
Listen man, I know you might have lost some brothers in the recent bombings in your country, but you don't have to take out your frustrations on me, and by defacto, superior indian culture and civilization
go bomb a milk truck mustafa
Luis Reed
I will stay on my side ;^)
Leo Gutierrez
And despite all that, being a tripfag is somehow even worse.
Cooper Lopez
>nothing to say >says something useless
averageamerican.avi
Owen Smith
>who just through them in nursing homes
People actually do this shit?
Carson Brooks
don't worry user, OP is learning at Chicago. he will surely bring his american education and citizenship to the field of indian doctor-barbering.
Thomas Turner
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME TO THE GOOD 'OL DAAAAAAYS
Tyler Johnson
That was pretty great. Where do I learn Bollywood shoe fighting?
>New England is the only "civilised" part of your country with a small trace of culture, but even that's thanks to the Italian Immigrants
...what? New England is the most cultureless part of America. It still wouldn't be fair to say they have nothing at all, but it's the home of no drinking no dancing no music no fun Puritans. So they've had a bit of a negative effect.
Nolan Hughes
Perhaps he will find gainful, productive employment in an abattoir.
Justin White
>samefagging your own post
lmao how fucking pathetic Cleetus
Yeah Americans throw their parents in Nursing homes as soon as they turn 50, it's fucking disgusting.
>mfw indians will take care of their ailing parents >mfw they'll be happy about it too
the difference between having honor, and being an american. Like night and day
>Muhghals
That was indian civilization friend, you could learn from it.
Ayden Adams
Hey Mexico - how about this. You go fight the Indians, and if you win, you get India. What do you say?
Landon Perez
P O O O O
Oliver Cook
>cultureless >new england
The only puritan part of the U.S is Utah which is mormon country, if anyone there is purtians it's those autistic book of mormon thumpers
>still samefagging
how desperate for (You)'s do you have to be
Wyatt Allen
He is correct. Culture is human behavior, and the ways it's expressed and the study of such things. same way Anatomy is both the makeup and study of the human body. That's literally the anthropological concept. There aren't inhabited parts of the world "without culture" anymore than there are places without psychology or biology. The way that people walk, shake hands, dress, build kitchens, are all aspects of culture.
>Culture is only things that are exotic to me
Literally Sup Forums memes at work. You've become bored with living as an American so long for some diaspora heritage stuff because it's exotic.
It must be terrifying for you, living in a city state bordering an Islamic country.
Adrian Wood
I suggest you rinse your eyes, the poo is clearly muddying your vision.
Brody Harris
He ignores it. All these foreign fucks love to talk shit about our great country while rushing to come here to study/work/live. They know we are hands down the greatest country that has or will ever exist
Why don't you go back to your poopoo country then, pajeet?
Asher Sanchez
>Source: Your ass
I guess that means Psychology is made up too, as well as socoiology
are you retarded by any chance?
Oh wait your'e american nvm
>Singapore
My sides, literally just a 1 city "country" enjoy getting conquered by China in 4 years
>m-muh white pride! >daughter gets fucked by Tyrone and Juan
Julian Garcia
How long will it be until we see his scattered limbs on the news after he commits a terrorist act, do you reckon?
James Reed
No lad, sorry I see no benefit for my country in that scenario, but China might do it, we will cheer them from the distance
Isaac Flores
Post a pic with a timestamp.
Ayden Bennett
Fair enough. I imagine India will take a long time to decontaminate, not unlike cleaning up radioactive fallout.
What are you going to do about Central America?
Colton Thomas
>m-muh white pride! >daughter gets fucked by Tyrone and Juan What the fuck are you talking about you retard, that's one of the Union marching songs
Chase Hughes
>That was indian civilization friend
Isaiah Howard
This
>le poo in loo xddd
Again, you ingest literal shit by eating fast food Cleetus, go take a jog.
>Why don't you go back to your poopoo country then, pajeet?
>Americans literally pay you to study in their coutnry for free >g-go back home!
Thanks for the money that I used to buy clothes today Cleetus
I'm not a sandnigger cleetus, I know learning is hard
>posting your picture to this shithole of a website
Only americans are this stupid
Andrew Anderson
>I'm not a sandnigger cleetus, I know learning is hard I think you are. India's awfully close to Pakistan.
Michael Russell
...
Brody Fisher
Annex but in due time lad be patient A lot of shit to fix here first
Eli Lopez
Doesn't have to be of your face of course. Just a pic to prove your story.
Jaxson Lee
>Fair enough. I imagine India will take a long time to decontaminate
The only thing that needs to be decontaminated is your mother's pussy from all of Tyrone's jizz
>o-only the south was ignorant and racist!
fuck off weedboy go vote for Trudeu
Mhugal civilization became inherently indian, except for their religion of course which was that abrahamic bullshit
Benjamin Edwards
>Americans literally pay you to study in their coutnry for free What's your point? That's a private institute, they can do what they want ( IMO, all higher education institutes should prioritize American applicants, especially cause you poos and chinks are known cheaters and have the highest rates of cheating in college )
But still, why not just go back to doodoo land if you don't America so much? Is it cause you know our "cultureless" country is better than India can ever hope to be?
Michael Gomez
>posting a picture of an acceptance letter with a timestamp is hard I'd tell you you're full of shit, but you left all it on the streets
Adam Barnes
indians are more comfortable taking care of their parents at 50 because they know it will only be a year or two at most meanwhile the average 50-year-old american is still healthily working
Asher Clark
I think it very unlikely that my mother has ever encountered a black person.
Leo Russell
My bad I only saw that retarded KKK shit
Pakistan is literally the poor part of india retard, they're indians
>being this retarded
get out of your trailer some more
Fuck off
this, where you from man, you indian?
>( IMO, all higher education institutes should prioritize American applicants, especially cause you poos and chinks are known cheaters and have the highest rates of cheating in college )
At least indians and asians can actually get into college due to our hard work, we don't sit around on the internet blaming imaginary minorities for why we're so retarded
OP, do you really expect us to believe that you got into med school honestly?
Michael Allen
>>o-only the south was ignorant and racist! >fuck off weedboy go vote for Trudeu I have, NO IDEA what you are on about Put your trip back on you fucking loser
Jordan Young
>At least indians and asians can actually get into college due to our hard work, we don't sit around on the internet blaming imaginary minorities for why we're so retarded Ah yes, cheating is hard work.
Brandon Cruz
>meanwhile the 50 year old american is still healthy looking
Proof that you haven't left your trailer to even look at the outside world. The average American dies before they even turn 60 due to obesity and clogged arteries
t. Med student
try harder Cleetus
>I-Indians cheat!
Just because I was smart enough to study and pass my MCAT to get into med school while you flip burgers at wendy's isn't my problem man
Camden Brooks
ITT: salty yet with a hint of curry flavor from body odor poo in loo triggering amerisharts, brilliant.
Jaxson Sullivan
i dunno guy, this feat seems pretty daunting to most
Matthew James
>Fuck off Is posting a picture of your hand in front of one of U Chicago's emails that hard?
>meanwhile the 50 year old american is still healthy looking >dumb poo in loo can't even copy+paste
i know you're too busy having your dad take apart a clock and calling it your invention, but the keystroke for that was ctrl+c and ctrl+v in case you were interested
Aiden Powell
Indian and Chinese nationals are the biggest cheaters in higher education in America, and they most likely cheat to make it here also.
The only hard work they do is cheating and memorizing shit. I was doing photovoltaic research as an undergrad for a year and we had an Indian masters student working with us and he wasn't an idiot, he just had no vision and would only replicate things that he already knew, never had any meaningful contributions to the project.
Benjamin Nelson
hey, next time i'm over in your neck of the woods, can you direct me to a girl that doesn't have a dick? i searched all over last time.
Jonathan Adams
You don't even need to do that. Just select the text and click the post button to open a reply window with the selected text already quoted.
He truly is an Indian. Their software developers have a similar problem. They cannot learn, they cannot adapt, they cannot change, they cannot evolve.
Liam Adams
Just speaking the truth, Amerifatasses need to hear it from a successful minority
>this desperate to jack off to my hand
again I'm not retarded to post my picture on this shithole of a website Cleetus
>L-Look at this tabloid esque website mom! T-This is the reason why I dropped out of elementary school!
Hey if it makes you feel any better user, I'll make sure to post my Med school degree as soon as I graduate
Brody Kelly
Me and the Chicago Boys get together and laugh at how embarrassing and autistic Indian people are LMAO Op you faggot literally every white american is disgusted by you.
Adrian Butler
China as a whole country cheats in tests Sending only cherry picked results and selling them as nation wide
Eli Martin
>be me pajeet >can't get a nice job because cast system in which I have to wait 4 lives before level up >insert random poo in the loo joke >try to get my weekly shower in the river, end up chocking because I swallowed a finger belonging to a corpse >try to go to my shitty job, I can't because worst traffic in the word >get fired because I'm late >try to go home, I can't because a cow was sleeping in the middle in the street >it's okay it's just karma, I probably deserved it in another life
What a wonderful culture
Brandon Price
If you don't like the WSJ, the story also appears elsewhere.
we aren't called the jews on steroid for nothing. but seriously, even SK did this shit few years ago, maybe it's just part of east asian culture. (Japan excluded I suppose)
Lucas Richardson
Here's a (You) due to how pathetic you sound right now
>M-Memorizing stuff is cheating now!
Again dude you must be fucking stupid as shit if you think memorizing is cheating. You really should go back and get your GED then go to a community college or something, cause you honestly sound like a jealous retarded faggot
India is so popular for computer engineering shit and software because we're actually educated, unlike the average American who can't even get into uni because he spent 4 years of high school stuffing his face full of pizza and burgers
shitpost
>>can't get a nice job because cast system in which I have to wait 4 lives before level up
Read the thread Ackmed, I know it's hard behind that burka of yours, but I'm a med student.
Asher Flores
And yet western nations are demonized as 'racist' if we treat eastern academic qualifications with suspicion. This is absurd.
Benjamin Harris
Why are you so buttblasted today Pajeet?
Ian Stewart
Yeah and I'm a mma champion, fite me irl
William Adams
this venting is the only thing stopping him from becoming the indian bin laden
Andrew Carter
IIT graduates are worse than useless.
They do not tell you when they are stuck, or when they do not understand something. They just sit at their desks and do nothing.
Kayden Watson
He probably looked in the mirror and realized he is a gross brown indian with a horrible accent
Parker Sullivan
>tfw your country's education is literally shit
Brody White
>This scared of posting proof Nice bait you got here. Really hooked a lot of people.
Eli Reed
They can never fully shed the accent, can they? It's always there.
Sebastian Phillips
>assblasting Amerifats >I'm the one butthurt
stop projecting Cleetus
shitpost
That's probably how it is in America, but it's exaactly the opposite in India. Literally everyone has to get a degree in programming ontop of Comp sci shit. Even the ones who work call center at comcast india branch
Jayden Lewis
>eastern academic qualifications the top ones are fine, desu.
Carter Turner
If everybody has to get a degree in programming, then the degrees there must not be very academically challenging or meritorious.
Oliver Rodriguez
>can't reply due to this ass devestation >resorts to shitposting
The average american everyone! They can't even think for themselves
>Pu >Name around since ancient times >Literally the name of warriors and kings >bad
Gee Cleetus! I wonder what it's like to not have a history or a name you can be proud of
>David Jewish >aaron Jewish
Every American name has it's origins from Jews, meanwhile Indians still retain their names since the dawn of man. Feels good man!
Alexander Stewart
Yep, keep posting defensive garbage on an anonymous imageboard to try and impress a bunch of people onilne since everyone IRL laughs at you.
When you finally decide to commit suicide, post the link here so we can watch
>Every American name has it's origins from Jews My name is Ælfric, and I am American.
Isaiah Brooks
Where else in the world can you find the roots of Jack London, Mark Twain, Benjamin Franklin, and Henry Wadsworth Longfellow? Where can you find gospel music, jazz, rock and roll, or avant-garde music like that of Charles Ives? Where else has fiddling, pioneer heritage, the first national parks, and pockets of traditional cultures like the Amish or Appalachians? Where else can you find thousands of different cultural backgrounds retaining their identity but communicating in a single language?
Eli Cox
Shitpost
>students in india demand basic human rights from the government >this shocks americans who only ever open their mouths to ask for a discount at burger king
I know protesting for your rights is hard Cleetus, but students around the world actually have meaningful protests rather than the bullshit American protests which are just to grant more rights to Tyrone and his boyz
>Ælfric
Special snowflake Jewish name Eric
Austin Morgan
Btw India is linguistically diverse but nowhere near so as Papua New Guinea.
Evan James
Hardly. It's a glorious, good, solid Anglo-Saxon name, given to me by my parents who are proud of their island heritage. Unfortunately my school often spelled it 'Aelfric'.
