/flag/

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[FAQ]

>what is /flag/?
A central hub for talking about flag collecting. But it is not limited to that, you can also talk about geography, history, culture and flag designs.

>What are extra flags?
Extra Flags is an extension on the already existing national flags, it adds stuff like states and provinces next to them.

>Is the script malicious?
No, it is open-source and you can view the code on GitHub.

>how does the script work?
It stores users' selected flags with their post numbers in a database, and retrieves them when a page is loaded. IPs are not accessed.

>how do I request for a flag to be added?
Request one at the github page

[LINKS]

Extra Flags:
github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-Sup Forums

Flag Fixer:
github.com/karakalpak/Sup Forums-Flag-Fixer

Regional templates:
oplk.imgur.com/

About Sup Forums's flags:
i.imgur.com/w9VDsop.png

World template:
i.imgur.com/DcBPwzx.png

Other urls found in this thread:

desuarchive.org/int/thread/64462429/#64463555
m.reddit.com/r/Brazil/comments/27afnu/jokes_about_brazil/
thevane.gawker.com/ok-3-canadians-were-walking-along-the-beach-one-from-1600337516
youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_130820081&feature=iv&src_vid=eQs4zQaowvo&v=TnNib_y2YbY#t=20s
youtube.com/watch?v=mECDPi5-vb8
youtube.com/watch?v=chhksy7wmWY
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

WHAT ELSE?

What do you mean?

what more comands of funpost

yeehaw

I can't stop fucking laughing

we need to make laws for /flag/ elect a political party, a monarch, or should be a theocracy?

2A:
>A well designed Flag, being necessary to the security of tastes, the right of the people to keep and bear Flags, shall not be infringed.

It should be a Democracy, so we could all fuck your mum equally

this

desuarchive.org/int/thread/64462429/#64463555

For those not able to witness it

ayy

Jesus mate, how did you mange that?

my autism gets the best of me sometimes

I feel you man.

We should have moved over to that thread t b h

Be the first General to be within a thread.

when r elections for /flag/

Brazillians are only 3/5s of a person

Are you old enough to vote? (v:

how old do I have to be Kappa ?

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I'll be running for President this month, Quebec will be Vice.

Vote for me and Quebec, we basically saved /flag/, let's be honest here.

trips of truth, I must of votes now

Wow what a fuck up

can i be the first lady

you can see my flag you filthy fucking nigger, i hope you choke on a fucking finger in your morning breakfast, you literal fucking chimp. how dare you fucking talk back to me you literal piece of shit. your country is a hemorrhoid on the face of the earth, and is the greatest disappointment to ever be seen. don't ever talk back to anyone ever again you piece of favela trash.

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you can see my flag you filthy fucking nigger, i hope you choke on a fucking finger in your morning breakfast, you literal fucking chimp. how dare you fucking talk back to me you literal piece of shit. your country is a hemorrhoid on the face of the earth, and is the greatest disappointment to ever be seen. don't ever talk back to anyone ever again you piece of favela trash.

Thanks my main man

this

don't you already have a bf? If not then sure my man

Plus, I'm a grill, I don't know how this will work.

I WANT A SEAT IN THE PARLAMENT TY:VM

you can see my flag you filthy fucking nigger, i hope you choke on a fucking finger in your morning breakfast, you literal fucking chimp. how dare you fucking talk back to me you literal piece of shit. your country is a hemorrhoid on the face of the earth, and is the greatest disappointment to ever be seen. don't ever talk back to anyone ever again you piece of favela trash.

>I WANT A SEAT IN THE CONGRESS TY:VM

FTFY

/flag/ shall be a theocracy and i am god

>Plus, I'm a grill, I don't know how this will work
so taht's why your posts are shit, get out roastie
wow you're so original, the only thing original to come out of Brazil is a new strain of zika

nope, you make maps, that's it

fugg you mane

>wow you're so original, the only thing original to come out of Brazil is a new strain of zika
o shit

I'll backup your theocracy if you promise to remove all Quebecois rats from the vicinity.

well, here is called, "sala de diputados"

succ it brit, u no true god
there is only one true god

oh shit fite it out to the death

My money is on the Vice

Wow just wow newfags come in here like they think they all that you know what nigga bang bang your mom is dead you know something else bang bang yo dad dead

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

wait u grill, not fair I was intro grill before you >:(((((

I was first >:(((((((

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

:^)
i didn't cap in that one thread where i BTFO some nigger
the fuck you just say you fucking roastie cunt? don't ever post on this site ever agian, you attention whoring piece of 400 pound trash, you're nothing, you're worse than nothing, your a blight upon god's earth, and should've been aborted.

but u no GOLDSTAR GRILL
I will have to not vote for u now.
I will have to represent MYSELF in the hall of deputies

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.

pls don't insult me my main dudes, I'm on your side

It's us against them

You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

fuck you you waste of fucking sperm, don't ever reply to me or my main man OPLK ever again, roastie swine.

Well, how much is this "us"
I have been on britannia's good side for a while, I dont know if I want out of that

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.

This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective.

were just shit posting each other, go with it

what the fuck did i tell you, you overweight sow? you could've listened, but you didn't, now you deal with the fucking consequences, you roach.

Add 3A:
>Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within /flag/, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.*

*With the exception of Quebecois.

True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.

this, you are now my new vice, you are also now my main man

(Thats my secret mang, am always in character)
what about something that lets us be technically "slaving" them *wink wink*

>grill
ok mate, I still have that photo of you

>he actually think I'm a grill

Grills don't even exist as far as I know

awwww, is the little favela monkey upset? you drove away one of the most important people to this general through your blatant retardation, and now you think you have the right to speak up? your life is an insignificant little speck on this earth, and would not have any regrettable consequences should you end it, if anything, the average Brazilian iq would go up. before you go talking shit about a people 400 times more successful, smarter, and whiter than you, be sure that when you try to host one of the most important sporting events in the world, the swimmers don't get sick from the water, and athletes don't get mugged, syou fucking subhuman piece of shit.

Knock Knock
>Who's there?
Quebec!
>Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of the line!

this

Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful.

aren't you pathetic? resorting to shitty puns to try to feel superior, when you know in the back of your mind, your nothing but human refuse, and should be exterminated by your more superior neighbours; Venezuela, Bolivia, and Argentina. end your life you aids ridden, zika carrying monkey.
im rubber you're glu whatever you say bounhces off me

and sticks

to

you

Ok, 3 canadians were walking along the beach, one from the Yukon, one from Quebec, and one from Newfoundland. Now, it happened that they found a magic lamp. After rubbing it, the genie promised each of them one wish. The Yukon said, "I wish for fish teeming in our waters for a million years." The genie snapped his fingers and said, "Done."
The Yukon man went off to go fish. Now the Quebec man said, "Being as the Quebecois are a superior race, I want a wall a mile high and a mile thick all the way around Quebec so no one can get in, and no one can get out.
So the genie snapped his fingers, and transported the Quebecois to Quebec so there were no problems.
The Newfie stepped up and said, "Ok, it's a mile high and a mile thick, and no one can get in or out right?"
"Correct." said the genie.
"Fill it with water."

The Brazillian president is at a reception after a Heads of State summit in Italy. Berlusconi points at a stadium. "See that stadium over there? 10% is here.", he says, tapping his own pocket.
At the next summit, in Egypt, Mubarak is giving them a tour of a housing project. "See all of this houses? 30% is here.", he says tapping his own pocket.
The next summit is in Brazil, and Lula takes them to the middle of the semi-arid. "See that bridge over there?". Berlusconi and Mubarak strain their eyes but all they see is sand. "What bridge?".
With a satisfied grin, Lula taps his own pocket and says "Well, 100% is here".

.

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shouldnt we all sign this thoug :?

You forgot to add the exception, see >*With the exception of Quebecois.

Obama, Hollande, Putin and Dilma are on a plane traveling around the world.
Obama puts his hand out the window and proclaims: "We are over the US". The others ask: "How do you know?". He replies: "I just touched the top of the Statue of Liberty".
Some time later Hollande puts his hand out the window and proclaims: "We are over France". The others ask: "How do you know?". He replies: "I just touched the top of the Eiffel Tower".
Some time later Putin puts his hand out the window and proclaims: "We are over Russia". The others ask: "How do you know?". He replies: "I just touched the top of the Kremlin".
Some time later Dilma puts her hand out the window and proclaims: "We are over Brazil". The others say: "You must have just touched the top of the Statue of Christ". She replies: "No, my watch was stolen".

>im rubber you're glu whatever you say bounhces off me and sticks to you

Only people with high (I'm talking dangerously high) autism think that is actually what is happening right now.

You're insignificant in the fact that you are a worthless regular. Every other regular has a niche, except for you, which is funny because you are from Quebec, a place that lacks any niche of it's own. Go fuck off back to your risk threads that were so extremely shit it forced even the highest autistic in this general to despise it and leave, the only reason he came back is because you weren't around to pollute /flag/ with your autism. I have no respect for you or Quebec.

I'm wondering what the 4th should be *insert anime girl with question marks around her face*

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>started wayside posting
>participated in risk
you're more guilty than i am :^)
When God was making Earth, he called over an angel and said, "Check this out. This is United States, I have giving them hurricanes, earthquakes, and tornadoes." He points to Europe, "Volcanoes and blizzard." God now points to Asia, "Typhoons, volcanoes, earthquake and floods." "So, what do you think?" He says to the angel. "Well God, what about this big area here? Are you not giving them anything?" God looks at the angel and says, "That, my friend, is South America. I have saved the best for last. I gave them Brazilians."

>started wayside posting

That's you

>participated in risk

You started it

>you're more guilty than i am :^)

Again, only people with high amounts of autism believe that.

4A:
>All persons, newfag or oldfags, on /flag/, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of /flag/ wherein they reside. No shitposter shall make or enforce any bantz which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of /flag/; nor shall any shitposter deprive any person of flag, templates, or comfyness, without due process of bantz; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the bantz.

good to see you believe me
:^)

good to see you believe me
:^)

this

WHY NOBODY LISTEN TO MY SHIET
tyvm

I will have to go to sleep

good to see you believe me
:^)

good to see you believe me
:^)

We'll sign it after it's completed.

Gonna go to sleep with my Chilean bf will update tomorrow post any amendments in thread and i will add in the next update

m.reddit.com/r/Brazil/comments/27afnu/jokes_about_brazil/
thevane.gawker.com/ok-3-canadians-were-walking-along-the-beach-one-from-1600337516

plagiarists

Where can you find 7,568,640 French jokes?

In Quebec.

everyone is basically

I would make a joke about Puerto Rico, but you're pretty much a non-country.

Puerto Rico IS the joke though

Did you hear about the winner of the Puerto Rican beauty contest?

Me neither.

stop this now

cusnait everybody, i have school tomorrow

also...Met a man from china.

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I ain't going to listen to a literal colony

(I'll stop though, this is getting pretty boring)

What does Belgium have to do with Puerto Rico? They don't exist!

AYOOOOO

i am a pacifist

I'm going to put my fist in your pac if you know what I mean.

Why is your regional Finland?

thread music
youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_130820081&feature=iv&src_vid=eQs4zQaowvo&v=TnNib_y2YbY#t=20s


it's a bit different

thread music
youtube.com/watch?v=mECDPi5-vb8

You just broke the fourth amendment.

me too

how?

why?

Actual thread music
youtube.com/watch?v=chhksy7wmWY

@64465247
We are confiscating your (You)s and your flags.

@64465297

No one cares what you have to say Brazil

Also, there is no 4th Amendment too break