How do i technologically get a an autistic gf?

how do i technologically get a an autistic gf?

Tinder, look for degeneracy

Turn into an anime

Go to anime conventions
But more than likely there will already be 99 betas orbiting them
So be weary

How often do you think tech nigger plunges his uncircumcised BBC into these tech thots?

That's a good looking guy

>uncircumcised

Have a lot of money.

that's a girl(female)

Thats a woman(female)

...

for you

Only cumskins are dumb enough to mutilate their dicks.

I was never cut and now I have phimosis, fucking kill me. It hurts to live.

this. The nerdy ones with colored hair are total sluts.

>Go to anime conventions
This

I need the proof.

I do like the idea of girl weebs, but I've never watched any animes in my life.

Ignoring the fact that this is ponyshit...
>Faggot
>Man (probably)
>Generic looking, too tall
>what in the wtf
>Obese
>Only kind of decent one
>Would beat me in a wrestling match
Yeah no thanks

You forgot the guy at the center with stage 5 crippling depression.

That's exactly what "what in the wtf" stands for.

thats
>what in the wtf

>Big hands
>Broad shoulders
>Weirdly low voice
>Is into technology
That's a man baby

Then get circumcised. It's not a big deal.

>Doesn't know what an adult cut dick looks like
I wish I was as innocent as you.
The only way to get it done and not having it look like shit is getting cut as a kid.

I got you mate

I miss Lauren

>being this self-conscious about the ugliest part of the male body
Who's going to notice? I think women care more about it working and knowing how to use it than what it looks like.
Maybe there's a different treatment if you're worried about it?

you know what i ever wondered?

why is it so easy to determine autistic tendencies on a boy compared to a girl?

I swear Hifumi is the only woman over 20 I would ever feel attracted to.

you douche

no need to get circumcised, you dumb fucks
just go to the dick doctor
if it's average phimosis, you can gradually stretch that shit, have a (tiny) surgical cut if need be, and start living without phimosis and without mutilating yo dick

chicks have genetically better base social stats
so when the tism debuffs dat shit, they ain't as spergy as their male counterparts
jewgle girl autism undiagnosed social skills or something

Look for shy fatties which is a large portion of women out there. Becareful though, if they have any dyed hair, piercings, or have some affinity to furries then watch out, that bitch be crazy man