Retard Maps Thread

>tfw there are no maps threads
>tfw I start it

Post 'em. Now.

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What do the colors mean

hey whoa whoa whoa
hands off serbian raspberries, liberators
>dat greater albania
All liberal now, and free, thanks to you

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>female ruler
-10 opinion
>female heir
-10 opinon

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I didn't meant to reply to this post

Green : participated
Yellow : EBU members and didn't participated
Red : ??? Isreal is an EBU member and participated

Kosovo : received a formal invitation for 2017 contest (prepare for maximum butthurt)

We should go back to calling it balompié.

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National anthem about flag masterrace

what the fuck does that even mean?

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>Everything in government controlled by women
>Masculin

here you go

>cultural masculinity
Oh boy

Meme map

Our national anthem is both about the country and battles

Fix'd

Hooman immigration

>national anthems can't have more than one theme

well shit

Am I kidding me?

>Ukraine-Minor gain
>Russia-neglible

Actual meanings of country names

Based Norway
The number is probably the same everywhere, it's just that people repress more in Russia

Danke norge

I think it shows the dominant theme

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>Posts map


>Doesn't post legend with it

Light blue = languages that actually make sense

>White Russia
>Not White Seafarers
wew

>pipele
cute

also wtf greece

>Ukraine
>Planning
ayy lamo

Fugg forgot pic

huge map incoming

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so a friend is a friend just like in english
you dont know if its female or male

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Ugh post colonial language maps are so uninteresting. You don't see any of the old history of how things were.
Restrict indo european to eurasia please.

Also problematic "macrofamily" terminology and colours, there is no proof for any of this.

>Twink reich
i need to visit it

>Military porn

>mfw our national anthem isn't about friendship

>Based Idaho

In french but it's pretty obvious isn't it

Yeah, why is it necessary to state gender in other languages?

>I will chase you TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!
>*stops at Madagascar*

The drunken mongolian strikes again

>ugh
>post colonial
>problematic
you sound like you come from tumblr
i have a map that might trigger you

>Algeria
Strange

Wah wah. Borders change.
Implying you hadn't stolen our land had you had the fucking guts.
our kings were from the same lineage, ynglingaätten.
imo therefore sweden should own all of norway.

>gaytugal

>mfw half of europe is more gay than us

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Now that's what I called advanced pseudo-science

>facist movements

Get fucked krauts, we nazis now

Internet penetration percentage

Sweden should be divided between Norway, Finland, Denmark and Somalia. It is only fair.

Will your country survive ?

nice fantasy leif fjellstein

you'll always be our bitch though.

>quality of life
This map is wrong

>finland shows its autism on an ancient scale
Lost

>Finland means land

>the number is probably equal
It's classic example of manyamir belief, e.g. belief that couldn't be justified by scientific methods nowdays

>Sudan
>BLACKS

O-okay, sorry about my skin

benis in bagina benetration? :DD

Yes X-DDDDD

Wrong. Sveden, aka svitjod, aka svearike, aka svealand, aka Svethiudh, aka sveþiuþu,

means,

SVEA PEOPLE/KINGDOM

based breivik

>fascist movements
BASED

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Norway probaly means "way with many narrow sounds", nothing to do with north.

fix

>Divorcetugal

Our national anthem is not about our country though

>pipele
haven't heard of this word
we usually say bybis

Top kek

yes it is. i'm sick of this meme.

>din rätt skall iagh värna med håg och med hand
>för SVERIGE den kära fosterjorden

but it is true it was focused more on the "north" in it's entirety due to swedens desire to join with norway and denmark and make it a force greater than any other nation.

Nope it's about the nordics

I just cited the lyrics and gave you a reason as to why it is what it is. Why are you still in denial?

>your right i shall defend with infatuation and with hand
>for sweden, beloved fatherland

>Du vakra
>Du fria
>Du fjellhoga norden~
Its easy to think that.
Also that snide against the Danes

Tru.

What snide?
>fjällhöga?

because danes have no fjälls?

Noyaktig, Sven.
Danebogen kan ikke være Norden, når fjellene er Norden.

BIG GAY CAPITAL

>Black people in America aren't considered mulattors even though they are genetically 20% white on average

Nice pseudo science.

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>If you met 10 people in Washington DC, chances are one was gay

>Uk major loss
>France minor gain

Bollocks

>kalu
kyrpä, muna etc. are more common

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How brits view the world

Sweden is not "yours" anymore. Sven, last night there were immigrant riots in 2 towns and a public execution in Gothenburg, and the police is too afraid to do anything

You're simply wrong and you're referencing unofficial lyrics

No, I'm referencing the original lyrics. Which parts are sung depends on where you live.